Oh, Shia LaBeouf I used to love you. Even Stevens was one of my favorite shows growing up. You were hilarious and goofy. You made Disney cool. Then when Even Stevens was over, I thought I’d never see you again. But something awesome happened. You started popping up in all these random places like Holes, Charlie’s Angels: Full Throttle, and then Disturbia. All of a sudden you were becoming this movie star and when you landed Transformers it was great to see you make transition from child to adult star. But you’ve been looking pretty funky lately. You’ve been saying and doing lots of weird things, getting into fights, doing acid, and getting so drunk it’s freaking your co-stars out. What’s going on, buddy?
Come back to us bro, because this is what you’ve turned into.
Baby LaBeoufLook at you Shia, performing as a child actor. Your were adorable.
Then you started to say things like this.
Shia Quote: “Probably the sexiest woman I know is my mother.” via Playboy Credit: WENN
Even StevensYou were hilarious on Disney's Even Stevens. Everyone I knew thought there was something special about your comedic timing. You were actually a really funny person.
But then you became a perv?
Shia Quote (On Filming Charlie's Angels): "I remember my trailer was set up in such a way that Cameron Diaz’s and Lucy Liu’s trailers were visible through my window, through this little shade I had. I’d put down the blackout shade just enough to have my eye peeping through and get them in my crosses. I’d be inside totally going at it. Just the thought of them changing in their trailers was enough to get me off." via Playboy Credit:David Livingston / WENN
Transformers: Revenge of The Fallen 2009Oh, wow we can really see you as a leading man and playing all kinds of roles.
Now you diss everyone you work with.
Shia Quote: "When I saw the second movie [in the series], I wasn’t impressed with what we did. There were some really wild stunts in it, but the heart was gone." via The Hollywood Reporter Credit: AEDT/WENN.com
HUH? WTF?Dude, you're walking around with a paper bag on your head and a plastic bag on your hand to avoid getting your picture taken? C'mon man, who isn't going to take a picture of dude with a paper bag on his head????
I guess we're going to have to agree with this.
Shia Quote: " "I am trying to impress myself. I have yet to do it." via Details.com Credit: WENN
That Beard . . .What's going on, buddy? You need a friend. Talk to me, bro!
At least you're self aware.
Shia Quote: Being a public a**hole is not fun. It sucks. And I’m somebody who doesn’t just roll with these things. via Playboy Credit: Wenn.com
Something Must Have HappenedThe year is 2012. The abomination is this ponytail. But that's not all folks . . .
Now you're sort of a porn star?
Shia Quote (About Having Real Sex On Camera): "For instance, there's a disclaimer at the top of the script that basically says we're doing it for real. Everything that is illegal, we'll shoot in blurred images. Other than that, everything is happening." via NY Mag Credit: Stars/WENN.com
. . . He Was Wearing These.............. Hospital slippers? Credit: Stars/WENN.com
Are We Being To Judgy?Everyone has their own personal style, right? He is an artist, he can be a little kooky. No big deal?
But do you have to air out other people's dirty laundry?
Shia Quote: Asked if he hooked up with Fox, LaBeouf nods affirmatively. “Look, you’re on the set for six months, with someone who’s rooting to be attracted to you, and you’re rooting to be attracted to them,” he explains. “I never understood the separation of work and life in that situation. But the time I spent with Megan was our own thing, and I think you can see the chemistry onscreen.” When I inquire about Fox’s status at the time with her longtime boyfriend, Brian Austin Green, LaBeouf replies, “I don’t know, man. I don’t know. I don’t know. I don’t know. . . .”—repeating the phrase exactly 12 times with various intonations, as if trying to get it just right. Finally, he says, “It was what it was.” via Details credit: WENN.com
That's Your Penis!That's your penis. In a music video. That's your penis.
The King of TMI.
Shia Quote: "I'm not extremely well-endowed" via Playboy credit: WENN.com
And That's Your HairIs it for a role? Oh, it's not. Oh, OK . . . None of my business, I guess.
Now you're bragging about being an alcoholic and getting aggressive with costars?
Shia Quote: "I didn’t drink off set for no reason. I did it because, when I showed up on set the next day, my [bleep]ing eyes looked like this and my face... had that drunk bloat that I needed, that I couldn’t have if that wasn’t going on. Mia [his costar] was ready to walk away from the movie. I was really pretty aggressive about it, and not in any kind of weird, strange way, but I don’t think she had ever experienced anything like that.” via NYMag.com Credit: WENN.com
Wow, That's You. Louis Stevens.Razors. My faves are the quattros . . .
You say this like it's normal?
Shia Quote: "I sent him videotapes of me and my girlfriend having sex, and that's how I got the job." via The Hollywood Reporter Credit: FayesVision/WENN.com
What's Going On, Friend?Come back to us, Shia! You're so funny. Now you're alienating everyone you work with and it just makes your funky hair look like a cry for help! Well, we're here for you buddy. Credit WENN.com
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