Popularity is the most important thing in the world. You know who’s popular? THE MOST IMPORTANT PEOPLE IN THE WORLD. Regular, normal, well-adjusted, good people are so irrelevant. No one cares about hard-working, smart, people who make the right decisions and don’t bother anybody. Boring. Stardom is for you, Lazy Girl. And if we know anything about fame it requires no hard work whatsoever. Check out these 10 foolproof ways to become a school superstar. Remember, high school is just a popularity contest.
Tell Everyone You're Dating Zayn MalikI'd be friends with anyone dating Zayn Malik because then I would be one degree closer to Zayn Malik. Featureflash / Shutterstock.com
Start A Rumor About YourselfTell everyone you hooked up with every member of 1D and partied with Lindsay Lohan. The more scandalous the better. The school halls will be buzzing with your name. ShutterStock.com
Make Yourself A MemeEveryone loves someone who can poke fun of themselves. The internet is a GLOBAL AUDIENCE. You're too big for that tiny school, Lazy Girl. ShutterStock.com
Be Really MeanAccording to TV and scientific data, all popular girls are really mean to everyone. So be really mean to everyone. ShutterStock.com
Sell T-Shirts Of YourselfRemember all those Che Guevara tees people used to wear? You can be Che for a new generation! ShutterStock.com
Go ViralRecord a vlog of you stuffing a record breaking amount of marshmallows into your mouth or making out with a puppy. The internet loves stupid videos, now is your chance! ShutterStock.com
Rob EveryoneDisappear for a week. Once you're gone everyone will be wondering, "Where did she go?" Never know what you got until it's gone. ShutterStock.com
Run For PresidentOn a smear campaign. Tear down your opponent. Call them names! You'll take that mean girl attitude onto a school-wide platform! ShutterStock.com
Host A Red Carpet PartyInvite the whole school. Then when they show up, don't let anyone in. Say the party is packed with exclusive guests like Zayn Malik and Lindsay Lohan. People always want your attention when you exclude them. ShutterStock.com
Plaster Your Face EverywhereThe whole school will wonder: Who's that girl? I want to be her best friend. ShutterStock.com
Have you ever tried to be popular? Let us know in the comments!