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Thank God I don’t have a locker anymore, because it was essentially my own little slice of hoarder heaven. Read on and tell me if you’ve found yourself telling these little fibs when it comes to your locker!
Getting Into Your Locker
She said: Hey Dad if you go to the hardware store will you get me another lock? My old one? It um…rusted.
She meant: I forgot the combo–again–and had to have the janitor cut it off. For the fourth time.
Personalization
She said: Ooo can I have the Us Weekly when you’re done? I really want to read that Khloe and Lamar article.
She meant: Yes, and cut out the pics of Zac Efron for my locker.
A Little Too Much Personalization
She said: Oh hey Connor. Those pics? Zac Efron?? Hahahah nooo, no no. They’re um…hey are you going to the lacrosse game tonight?!
She meant: Note to self: from now on, flirt at HIS locker and/or install mirror so I can see people approaching.
Strategic Scoping
She said: Duh I put a mirror in my locker! Now I won’t get caught with lipgloss on my teeth in 5th period. Again.
She meant: Nor will I miss it when Connor changes his shirt after practice. I mean it’d be just soooo rude to stare directly at him right?
Why You Need to Keep It Clean
She said: I totally smell that too! Maybe there’s, like, some sort of weird experiment in the Chem lab that’s making it smell so funky right here.
She meant: I just remember where I left my tuna sandwich from last week.
When It’s the Gift That Keeps on Giving
She said: Coach Williams, I’m sorry but I can’t run the today. I totally forgot my gym clothes at home.
She meant: False, I did not. But I don’t really think the rest of the track team would appreciate having to run next to someone who stinks like a rotten sandwich :/
What’s in YOUR locker? Tell us in the comments!
Can You Trust Him?
Spare Scarf, PE Kit, Clarinet on Fridays. THAT’S IT!
i have all kinds of stuff in my locker you guys are lucky :p
A girl I know genuinely left a sandwich in her locker for a good 6 months, it was actually liquid by the time she discovered it
I share a locker with my bestie- she ALWAYS forgets food in there because she constantly eats, since she’s on the volleyball team and an honors student. The stress makes her so underweight. There’s nothing quite like opening your locker and smelling rotten bananas on a Monday morning, though. Oh, the fruit flies. The fruit flies *twitch*
I agree with Windex i’ve never had/have a lot in my locker, nor do/did i ever bother to personalize it!
Lol at my school we don’t have lockers… so i don’t know any of those feelings XD
I feel ya. At my school, we have lockers but there aren’t enough for everyone so you have to pay $20 for a locker. I just carry my stuff around as it’s pretty pointless to waste $20 on one
the only things I truthfully have in my locker is one book and a textbook. I don’t get how some people would get mogged down by things in their locker!