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We’re not sure what’s on your mind, Lazy Girl. Maybe you’ve got a major girl crush on Kat Dennings or Christina Hendricks? The two lovely, talented ladies who are known for being–ahem–well endowed. I’m not sure why you’ve decided to ditch your perfectly, proportioned cha-chas for bigger ones? (All boobs are good boobs, right?) But we’re here to humor you again, Lazy Girl. Instead of paying for expensive plastic surgeries and going through with an irreversible procedure, why don’t you simmer down and review your other options . . .
Magnify Your Cha-Chas
Tape two magnifying glasses on each boob over your T-shirt. It will create the optical illusion of larger boobs. BigStock.comKeep It Old School
Stuff your bra with tissues or socks just like Grandma used to. BigStock.comWear A Tiny Hat
A tiny hat will make the rest of your body look gigantic, even the twins. BigStock.comJog From Class To Class
If you're running around everywhere instead of walking your boobs will constantly bounce. Their presence will be felt wherever they go. BigStock.comThe Kids' Section
Shop at the kids' section of the mall. Those tiny T-shirts will be so tight your bazoongas will look giant. BigStock.comSoy It Up
Eat lots of soy or drink a ton of soy milk. Soy raises your estrogen levels and estrogen is the key to boobage. BigStock.comGet Nutty
Wear a coconut bra instead of a real one. It will make the twins look perfectly sculpted and huge. BigStock.comMake Younger Friends
Hang out with the girls who haven't reached puberty. Their boobs haven't grown in yet. Even the tiniest of A-cups will look massive in their company. BigStock.comBulk Up
Eat lots and lots of food. When your entire body gains weight, your breasts do too. A few extra pounds never hurt anybody. BigStock.comAccessorize Them
Wear shirts that make people notice your lovelies. Shirts that say, "I Have Big Boobs" or "Big Heart, Bigger Boobs" will plant the seed in people's heads that you actually have big boobs. Zazzle.comHave you ever considered breast augmentation? Let us know in the comments!
Can You Trust Him?
Be proud of what you have! You where born this way! And if a guy likes you for just your ta-ta’s, then chances are, he is NOT the guy for you!
Stay Sexy and real ladies!,Luv,Amber
i am a DoubleD i wish i could have smallier boobs is there anyway of making my boobs look smallier ??
Soy milk ? here i come O.O lol !!!
Try the pill, seriously I come from a small boobed family but now I’m a B, I feel massive! Also I have a theory that padded bras squish them if you go for braletts they have more room to grow, granted if you’re on the pill you’re likely to experience a lot of boob soreness, I can usually handle it until the week before my period in which my heavily padded bras come off the hangers and feel like a blessing, for whatever reason they help make the soreness less noticeable.
You left out drink lots of beer!!!