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Remember 50 Cent? Remember how he instructed us to, “Go, Shorty!” because it was our birthday and to, “Party like it’s our birthday,” and perhaps, if we were of legal age and felt it tickled our fancy, we should, “Sip Bacardi,” because it was, in fact, our birthdays? I remember vividly. In his later years, Sir 50 Cent pondered the merits of whether he should, “Get rich” or “Die trying.” A difficult ultimatum for anyone, I’d imagine. Today 50 Cent has moved onto, a less grand but equally as important dilemma, masturbation. 50 has declared clicking the mouse is a sin. *Clutches pearls*
Don’t worry, guys! In case you were wondering how to shake this habit, he has provided 4 simple steps on how to quit touching yourself.
Masturbation is a sin you stop right now fool!!!lol God is watching you#SMS
— 50cent (@50cent) September 26, 2012
He is watching me masturbate? I didn’t know He felt that way about me, I’m totally blushing!
Step to stop masturbating
— 50cent (@50cent) September 26, 2012
I didn’t really agree to stop, but if you insist . . .
Step 1. To avoid the urge to masturbate stop going to porn sites.
— 50cent (@50cent) September 26, 2012
I’m already failing miserably.
Step 2. Make a conscious decision not to turn your head after people walk by you.
— 50cent (@50cent) September 26, 2012
How else am I going to look at their butts? Some people have such good butts!
Step 3. Do not go to strip clubs
— 50cent (@50cent) September 26, 2012
What if you work at a strip club?
Step 4. Do not look at lust filled magazines
— 50cent (@50cent) September 26, 2012
What if your turn ons include sandwiches? Should I stop reading Bon Appetite?
Masturbation is normal and healthy. (No matter what any rapper tries to tell you!) If you have religious inclinations it’s actually a great alternative to sex when you want to save yourself. It releases endorphins that make you feel good. There are just no cons to masturbation. It’s the safest way to explore one’s sexuality and people of any age can practice it without consequence.
Do you think masturbation is a sin? Let us know in the comments!
I think that there is nothing wrong with masturbation! I do it often and even though I’m religious I have never thought of it as a sin. And also, it really helps with period pains and feels great! What’s not to love?!