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Daily Archives: 09/27/2012
Ask A Guy: How Do You Know If A Guy Loves His Girlfriend?
Hi Ethan, I have a huge crush on this guy… but he has a girlfriend. He flirts with me all the time and I’m pretty sure he has a crush on me also. But the annoying thing is that he hasn’t broken up with his girlfriend yet. I don’t even think he loves her! So … Read More
Lazy Girl’s Guide To Bigger Boobs
We’re not sure what’s on your mind, Lazy Girl. Maybe you’ve got a major girl crush on Kat Dennings or Christina Hendricks? The two lovely, talented ladies who are known for being–ahem–well endowed. I’m not sure why you’ve decided to ditch your perfectly, proportioned cha-chas for bigger ones? (All boobs are good boobs, right?) But … Read More
Ke$ha Had Sex With A Ghost?
Ke$ha is one of those quirky artists who is always full of surprises. (Like her obsession with mullets and thick beards.) She always does her thing without making waves. However, I don’t think anyone expected her to reveal something like this. “I also have this song called ‘Supernatural’. It’s about experiences with the supernatural, but … Read More
50 Cent Teaches Us About Masturbation
Remember 50 Cent? Remember how he instructed us to, “Go, Shorty!” because it was our birthday and to, “Party like it’s our birthday,” and perhaps, if we were of legal age and felt it tickled our fancy, we should, “Sip Bacardi,” because it was, in fact, our birthdays? I remember vividly. In his later years, … Read More
Disney Princesses Aren’t Racist, But This Candy Land Game Is
Full disclosure, ladies: I love me some Disney Princesses. Now, I’m not into the newer ones–I didn’t even see Tangled (although I heard it was pretty great), but Sleeping Beauty, Jasmine, and Ariel totes have a big place in my heart. I also freaking LOVE Candy Land. It’s my favorite game (hands down) and I’m … Read More
Dudes, The Best Way To Not Get Laid: “Butt Chugging”
Yes, you heard me, girl, I said “butt chugging.” It sounds yucky and it is. News outlets are reporting on this shocking new epidemic where college frats use a tube or hose to put alcohol in their butts. In. Their. Butts. According to the Huffington Post, “Early Saturday, 20-year-old Alexander P. Broughton of Pi Kappa … Read More
Watching Old Nick Toons Is Actually Good For You (Science!)
If you ever feel guilty for vegging out in front of Nick Toons reruns, don’t! Because what seems like an easy way to spend a lazy, rainy Sunday is actually a healthy habit. Really! A new study revealed that watching reruns of a familiar favorite actually improved people’s self control. Volunteers took surveys for two … Read More
Stop Being So Obsessed With Nail Polish
Okay, so I’m not like, against nail polish or anything. It’s fun, and it can be an easy (and usually inexpensive) way to make yourself feel a little more awesome. What I’m here to gripe about today (and yes, I’m griping) is the fact that so many girls are totally obsessed with nail polish to … Read More
Adele Calls Out Pop Stars For Selling Sex + Setting Unreal Body Image Standards!
We weren’t that impressed with Lady Gaga and her “Body Revolution 2013,” and it doesn’t sound like Adele is, either. Just days after Lady Gaga posed for her Little Monsters in her skivvies to open up a discussion about eating disorders, Adele spoke out against pop stars who pretty much strip and gyrate their way … Read More
I Had No Idea My Dog Would Cock Block Me
My dog Lola is the queen of compliments when it comes to photos I post of her on the Internet. She is a Wishbone lookalike and a magnet for comments like “Oh my GODDD CUTEST dog EVER!!” and other I-want-to-play-with-her-esque words of adoration. But, like any high-angled, overly-contrasted Facebook photo, Lola’s online persona is not … Read More
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