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Yes fine I admit that I was one of those kids who was totally way into every school pep rally, spirit night or event that required dressing up like a dork. Part of it was because I was student council president (OH SNAP) but really, I was just overflowing with school spirit. But that doesn’t always mean that what I said was exactly, precisely, 100 percent what I meant…take a look and see if you have told some of these spirited little fibs yourself!
On Spirit Night
She said: Um HELLO of course I’m dressing up! Are we going to let the freshman out-spirit us? No. And if dressing up like our beloved Cooter, the pirate raccoon, is the way to do it so be it. Now–has anyone seen my tail?
She meant: OK fine I really just like dressing up. I mean what am I supposed to do now that I’m too old to trick-or-treat?!
The Real Reason You Go To Games
She said: The lacrosse game this Friday? Mmm sorry, not my sport. DKDC.
She meant: My team crush is gone this weekend and won’t be playing. So it looks like the team’s loss is my TiVo’s gain!
About the Class President
She said: Uck, did you see Katie McCartney in her stupid Student Council shirt and UHS written on her cheek and ribbons in her hair? She’s, like, way over the top with this whole school spirit thing. Someone give her a Xanax.
She meant: I’m kind of jealous that she un-ironically wears ribbons in her hair. I wonder if I could pull that off…
To Your BFF
She said: Oh, you’re going to try out for cheer? Um…that’s cool, Steph. I mean cheer is like tres lame but whatever…
She meant: Cheer is not lame. You are just incredibly uncoordinated and I am trying to avert a try-outs disaster!
To Your Crush
She said: Hey Ty. Wanna help me paint signs for spirit day during 6th period? I hear you’re, like, a super good artist.
She meant: This is based on the stick figure I saw you scribble on your binder during Chem. But I have a feeling that somehow romance will blossom over tempra paint and butcher paper!
To Your School Principal
She said: Dr. Schmelzer come on–I called that girl from WHS a skank because she said out water polo team cheated last year. Can you really suspend me for defending our schools honor?!
She meant: She also said it while sitting on my boyfriend’s lap.
Do you have a ton of school spirit, or do you fake it? Tell us what you think about all the rah-rah action on campus in the comments!
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i fake half of it!
yeah especially about the crush thingy i ma desperate to talk to him WHATEVER IT TAKES