Kissing is an art. Each time you kiss a new person it can take a while to get into the groove of it. Too bad a lazy girl like you doesn’t have time to have open communication, patience, and understanding. You just want to cut to the chase and get first base over with. Luckily we’ve got 10 tips and tricks on how to have the perfect kiss. Or at least a really, really, really, really, really, memorable one . . .
Practice Makes PerfectHit up your favorite clothing store, find the hottest mannequin and get to smooching. This is the best totally not creepy way to practice tiny pecks on the cheek and lips. ShutterStock.com
Onto French KissingYour favorite pet probably already loves to smooch you. Cats and dogs are a great way to start incorporating tongue action. ShutterStock.com
Get PreppedMake sure your breath is super stinky. You want your fist kiss to leave a lasting impression. Scent is the first sense tied to memory! ShutterStock.com
Eat Lots Of Cheese PuffsThese will stain your teeth nice and orange. Everyone has white teeth, duh! You want to give him something special. ShutterStock.com
Don't Wear DeodorantIf you're looking to drive him crazy be sure to skip deodorants. Your pheromones will make you irresistible. Robert Pattinson loves to lick K-Stews pits, let their passion for hygiene be your guide to steamy love. ShutterStock.com
Eat Lots Of MexicanYou want to be sure to eat foods that will make you gassy. Guys love it when you burp in their mouth. ShutterStock.com
Wear A CondomYou don't want to get mono do you? Wear a condom on your tongue. Better to be safe than sorry. ShutterStock.com
Vamp It UpNibbling on lips is so cliche. Wear vampire teeth and chomp on his neck. He'll never forget that. ShutterStock.com
Spice Things Up!Eat a jalapeno just before. He'll be sweating, confused, and totally hot. Just where you want him. ShutterStock.com
The Perfect Makeout SpotYou'll want the perfect location, which means dark and discrete. Sewers are personally my favorite place to get hot and heavy! ShutterStock.com
Have you ever had a perfect kiss? Let us know in the comments!