Blake Lively won’t be “glowing” much longer when she hears rumors that it’s because of a pregnancy. Let a girl live! And eat! And smile! | Source: WENN

Blake Lively is one of the prettiest girls on the planet, and now that she’s married to Ryan Reynolds, everyone is speculating about a pregnancy. On one hand, we don’t necessarily blame the world for wanting them to pop out babies, because, well, they’d be pretty flippin’ beautiful. But you know how if you stare at the sky long enough looking for a UFO, eventually you’ll think you saw one? Same idea here.

The media is pretty much swarming around Blake Lively looking for any and every possible hint that a pregnancy might be on the horizon, and the stuff they’re picking up on is so stupid that it makes our heads spin.

One report thinks Blake might be pregnant because she’s been eating a lot since her wedding. Uh, WTF? Verbatim: “Blake is usually really careful about what she eats, but since her wedding, she seems to be eating a lot more. Everyone on set is on bump-watch.” This is pretty absurd, isn’t it? Think of how before a big event or prom how you sometimes are a little more careful about your food: Apparently these people didn’t consider that maybe she figures, “Hey, I’m married now! I have a lot less pressure to fit into a specific dress. And I’m hungry.” Or maybe she busted her butt at the gym (because goodness knows the girl doesn’t look like she’s feeding a pregnancy!) and earned a few extra bread sticks. Whatever the case, since when is it that a girl can’t get hitched and have a big lunch without being knocked up? Stupid. Stupid. Stupid!

Another dumb rationale for their thinking? The fact that Blake Lively has been “glowing” since she married Ryan Reynolds. Uh, guys? Have you heard of bronzer? Or seen Ryan Reynolds’ abs? Or his depiction of Deadpool? Listen, if we were married to Ryan Reynolds, we’d probably look radioactive. Women are usually pretty happy for reasons other than being pregnant. Maybe Blake Lively found out she just snagged a big role, or maybe she’s been getting pretty stellar parking spots, or maybe she got a new kitten calendar. We don’t freakin’ know. Why not just be happy that she’s happy without analyzing whether it’s because she might possibly perhaps be preggers?

Listen: Girls eat. Married women eat. And sometimes we look happy. And though Blake Lively has previously expressed her love of both baking and children (she told Allure a while back that she wouldn’t mind having like, 30 kids–watch out, Duggars!), the fact that she’s smiling and indulging in food doesn’t mean she has a bun in her oven right now. But we gotta say–if she did, it’d be pretty delicious.

Do you get annoyed by celeb bump watches? Do you think Blake Lively being suddenly happy is the result of a pregnancy–or just, you know, life in general? Tell us in the comments!

Another awesome reason to love Blake Lively: She stands up for women!

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