Case in point: In a recent interview (right before the big cheating scandal hit), Kristen Stewart told Vogue UK that Robert Pattinson “loves to lick under my armpits.”
Okay, so I guess move over oral sex, armpit licking is the new thing or whatevz. It’s safe, you can’t get pregnant from it or get STDs, which is pretty rad–but HOLY MOLY it must tickle and um . . . maybe we didn’t need to know about it. Honestly? Now that I’ve got a mental image of Robert Pattinson’s tongue all up in her Lady Speed Stick, lunch is a little less appetizing.
What do you think? Do you think we should all talk super openly about what happens between the sheets, or do you think that by sharing something so intimate with the world, the intimacy of it kind of gets . . . well, ruined? Do you think there’s an ick-factor here with the new armpit licking revelation? Or do you think it’s hot?
Would YOU let R-Patz lick YOUR armpit? Tell me in the comments!