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Ok, I’ll shoot straight with you guys. I don’t like showering. I do it daily because, well, I have to to keep my job and my friends. But, honestly, I don’t like it. I don’t care about being clean or dirty. It’s like my hygiene switch was just never flipped.
Most people don’t know this about me because, I do shower regularly, even if I don’t like it. It’s just close friends and family who know that even though I look clean doesn’t mean that I like to be clean.
My dad’s birthday was yesterday and, as he does, he sent out a huge mass e-mail to everyone he knew describing all of the exciting events of the day including the party at work, the dinner my mom made him and the baseball game he went to. He also ended it with this little gem:
And I had a day my daughter would have loved because I didn’t take a shower.
My dad electronically outted me in front of a ton of people I barely knew. Now they all think I’m a gross shower skipper…which is kind of true. But, they didn’t have to know!
How has your dad embarrassed you? Am I alone in the no likey shower department? Tell me in the comments!
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I only take a bath when I feel like it witch is any where between 2 days and a week. I don’t shave ever and I never brush my teeth cause the toothpaste will make me gag and cough a lot.
haha how do you not like showering??? i love it for some odd reason. i just love feeling squeaky clean
I TOTALLY feel ur pain! My parents are divorced and my dad lives out of state but the last time i visited him he accused me of having an eating disorder in front of his friends and my family. he totally was all intervention with it and like asked me to “start eating”, worst part was i dont have one and everyone freaked.
I shower maybe every three days, possibly more. I honestly don’t even think about it unless I feel really gross. Staying clean and pretty is just so much work. o-o I don’t hate showering, I’m just really lazy.
However, I do hate brushing my teeth. I have NEVER liked it. I don’t them being fiddled with, even by me.
it’s okay! i hate showers! my mom actually calls me stinky monkey in front of my friends (along with other embarrassing nicknames) i’ve gotten over it just because as long as you are acceptably clean and ur friends are really ur friends, it should just get laughed off
you are not alone! sometimes i have an erge to take one, but i do not really care. same with shaving. but my friends poke fun at me for it… but whatever. they are just jealous that they can’t rock it like i can. (like WE can!)
I hate taking a shower… I can go like three days without showering which is really gross, but I just hate it. I mean, whenever this happens is when I’m not going out in public like during summer or Christmas break. I would never go out in public with greasy hair! My dad has also embarrassed me maaany times, usually not even noticing it haha. So you’re not alone! Showering is just a waste of time, and dads are always embarrassing. (: