Ok, I’ll shoot straight with you guys. I don’t like showering. I do it daily because, well, I have to to keep my job and my friends. But, honestly, I don’t like it. I don’t care about being clean or dirty. It’s like my hygiene switch was just never flipped.
Most people don’t know this about me because, I do shower regularly, even if I don’t like it. It’s just close friends and family who know that even though I look clean doesn’t mean that I like to be clean.
My dad’s birthday was yesterday and, as he does, he sent out a huge mass e-mail to everyone he knew describing all of the exciting events of the day including the party at work, the dinner my mom made him and the baseball game he went to. He also ended it with this little gem:
And I had a day my daughter would have loved because I didn’t take a shower.
My dad electronically outted me in front of a ton of people I barely knew. Now they all think I’m a gross shower skipper…which is kind of true. But, they didn’t have to know!
How has your dad embarrassed you? Am I alone in the no likey shower department? Tell me in the comments!