Crushin’ is hard, especially when you are crushing hard. You’ve got to have complete self control just to get through each day without acting totally weird or totally obvious around your crush. And even if you make it through the day, you come home and there’s Facebook. Oh, Facebook. You know how it goes. It’s way past bedtime and you’re creeping on his page. Five new status updates, 12 new pics, sure comment on every single one of them. That’s totally normal, right? OK, maybe not. A girl can still dream of word-vomitting everything her heart desires on her crush’s timeline.

Here are some things I would say, if they wouldn’t make me seem like the Overly Attached Girlfriend.

Did He Make Taco Bell Sexy?

This Question Was A Trap, Right?

Was He Naked When He Was Typing This?

I Told You He Was Perfect. Why Did You Ever Doubt Me?

There can only be ONE.

Do you Facebook stalk? Let us know in the comments!