If you’re anything like me you love taking those goofy personality quizzes. (You know like all the ones we have on Gurl!) It’s fun and silly to match up some of your basic traits with a pet, cartoon character, or underwear and I am always curious to know what results other people get–especially celebs. We have no way of knowing what our favorite stars are really like because we only get tiny glimpses from interviews and appearances. But I couldn’t help but wonder, if celebs were desserts which would they be? After all, being a celebrity has its downsides, but overall it’s probably pretty sweet.
Nicki Minaj Is A Sour Patch Kid
Does anyone but Nicki, with her split personalities, encompass the idea of a Sour Patch Kid? First they’re sour, then they’re sweet. Kind of like Nicki, Harajuku Barbie and Roman Zolanksi–her alter egos who can turn from bubbly to maniacal with the drop of a beat.
Katy Is A Candy Buttons
Katy Kat is probably the
Candy Queen, but candy buttons have a simplicity to them that makes them impossible to stop eating. Just like Katy herself, they come in bold, bright colors, but once you dig deeper they’re all sugar
. Totally sweet.
Miley Is A Marshmallow Peep
Like Miley’s new haircut, they’re only in for one season
. Just kidding. Marshmallow Peeps and Miley are one in the same because they are both so versatile. Ever put a peep in hot chocolate? Melt one onto a brownie? Or keep them frozen in the fridge? Miley is ever changing, and just like Peeps we’ll get plenty of uses out of her.
Rihanna Is A Total Nerd
Most people don’t know this about Rhi-Rhi, but according to her brother
she was an A student, extremely disciplined and a total dork when it came to UFOs?! Her younger bro said, “She is very self-motivated so Mum didn’t have to push her to do homework. She had a lot of discipline. We only went to the beach on Sundays. We used to spend all weekend watching movies and talking about UFOs, looking out for them. Ri really believes there are UFOs.” Sounds like a total nerd to me. (In the best way.)
Blake Lively Is On Fire
We expect that the entire Gossip Girl cast will find success in many places after the show is over, but Blake Lively is ON FIRE right now. She’s a newly wed to Ryan Reynolds and has been starring in some great movies like Savages and Hick. Not to mention she has become a darling to the fashion industry! It’s only common sense that she would be an Atomic Fireball.
Demi Is A Buttercup
This is painfully obvious to me. Demi has many layers and they are equally as delicious as the previous, but together they are even better.
Taylor Swift Is Minty Fresh
Taylor’s breakup songs paint a fiery bright red, but her country ballads are actually a refreshing change from her dancey, poppy, sexy musical counterparts, Mrs. Perry, Rihanna, and Gagalicious.
Kim K. Is S’mores And A Glass Of Milk
Let’s face it, Kim’s life is sweet, a little too sweet… Kind of a like the never ending sugary layers of a s’mores. (Only good once and a while and in moderation!) Anyone who has seen her show knows she can be a bit of a princess. Growing up with every wish at your command can remove you from reality. Just this week she compared getting married
on TV to a young girl’s cancer diagnosis. “I spoke to a girl today who had cancer and we were talking about how this is such a hard thing for her, but it taught her a big lesson on who her friends are and so much about life. She’s 18. And I was like, that’s how I feel,” Kim said. Yikes. Underneath it all, I think she is your average girl who wants the job, life partner and maybe even some kids. She’s classic, like a glass of milk.
Shay Mitchell Is Long Lasting
Shay, who plays Emily on Pretty Little Liars, is pretty talented. Starting off as a dancer, then a model, now an actress, Shay has plenty of skills to choose from when it comes to success. We’re pretty sure she’ll remain as cool and long lasting in the biz as our fave chewing gum.
J-Law Is A Rocher
Right now she is very much the golden child of young Hollywood after scoring the coveted role of Katniss. While she may look all fancy-schmancy like a Rocher, when it comes down to it Jennifer is a goof ball. No matter how ostentatious the wrapper is, a Rocher is just milk chocolate and nuts.
Beyonce Is Licorice
When I was a kid there was always something really grownup about licorice. Maybe it’s because only the grownups I knew really liked it. There was something sophisticated about it, a flavor that felt a little more wise, a little more classic. That’s always how I felt about Bey, even when she was in Destiny’s Child she was just a tiny bit ahead of the pack.
Lady Gaga is Pistachio Ice Cream
One of my favorites, but definitely not for everybody, pistachio is the slightly more exotic flavor, alien to the expected vanillas and chocolates. Like Gaga, pistachio remains the foreign flavor irresistible to those daring enough to try it.
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