Apple has just announced the new iPhone 5 is going to be available September 21st. We’re sort of excited, sort of skeptical, sort of hoping this thing has magical powers. Smartphones are amazing these days. You can figure out how to get anywhere, read reviews of a new mascara while you’re in the store, snap photos of all those OMG moments in your life and post them on Facebook in a split second. I love my iPhone 4, but with all these new models coming out so quickly it’s hard to know when you should upgrade and when you should hold onto your “old school” baby. Before I shell out $400 I have a few questions . . .

7 Questions About The New iPhone 5

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Can it turn into Ryan Gosling?

Every time the clock strikes midnight, the iPhone 5 should turn into Ryan Gosling for late night cuddles. Wait, is there already an app for that?

Credit: Ian Wilson/WENN.com

But Can It Make Magic Pizzas?

If the iPhone 5 can make pizza ZERO calories that would be great. K, THANKS! ShutterStock.com

Is It A Robot In Disguise?

Wouldn't it be rad if it can transform into a private jet, then take you and Ryan Gosling to marvelous exotic islands? Yes. Yes, it would. ShutterStock.com

Will it give me Kim's . . . ?

If it can give me a butt like Kim's I'd be so down on shelling out the cash for this. Credit: Stefan Jeremiah/WENN.com

But Can it Get Me My Dream Job?

I'll take two: one pink, one hot pink. No really, if this thing can get me my dream job my mom is going to be so annoyed that pizza-eating-mime-writer-vampire is a real job. ShutterStock.com

And What About Auto CorrecT?

Let me guess, it will continue to turn "sandcastle" into "sex orgy" and "puppy" into "pubic hair" just to make you look like a sex-crazed weirdo. ShutterStock.com

Final Question: Will It Make Me Brownies?

The warm, gooey kind, fresh out the oven? I'd give up all the other features for this. ShutterStock.com

Will you be in line for the new iPhone 5? Let us know in the comments!