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September is here and that means fall fashion, Lazy Girl! New season, new wardrobe, new YOU! Clothing is a form of self-expression that’s why it’s imperative that you have the laziest wardrobe possible. How else will people know to never ask you to do anything, ever? But even the laziest of girls have to keep up with the hottest looks! That’s why we’ve come up with 10 easy ways to skip the lines at the mall, tell those designer labels to screw it, and still look good.
New Shoes!
Take the wheels off your old rollerblades--BOOM--new fall boots. ShutterStock.comWear Your Halloween Costume
That old sorcerer outfit is totally wearable. Yeah, some people may think you're goth. WORTH IT. ShutterStock.comOld Socks? New Gloves.
Just put those old socks on your hands. Cut off the tips if you're into finger-less gloves. ShutterStock.comReal Fur Is In . . .
When it's alive. Toss your kitty around your neck. PETA won't be upset or anything because no animals were harmed. Damn, you look good. ShutterStock.comUse Your Imagination
Cut out pictures of your fave fall outfits from magazines and just wear your regular clothes. When people ask why you’re wearing shorts in 60 degree weather, hold out the picture and say, “No this is what I’m actually wearing.” ShutterStock.comSave Those Flower Garlands
You had an awesome vacation at a tropical island. Save the flower garlands and wear them as scarves. Beautiful, tropical, fall appropriate scarves. ShutterStock.comWho Needs Clothes?
Wear body paint. You can paint on any outfit, from any season--the world is your oyster. You may get a little cold, but beauty is pain. ShutterStock.comIs Your Head Cold?
You don't need a hat, Lazy Girl. Toss on a wig. Your head will be warmer AND you won't have to comb your hair. Double win! ShutterStock.comFall Colors
Tape some leaves onto your shirt. It's fall fashion now, right? ShutterStock.comNeed A New Jacket?
Girl, you know you got a Snuggie or two. Why spend money on a new jacket? Wear your Snuggie in reverse and you've got yourself a fierce, fur coat. Amazon.comWhat’s your favorite fall fashion look? Let us know in the comments!
Can You Trust Him?
Wow, this wasn’t even ironically funny. It wasn’t even funny at all. Fail!
It’s not anyone’s fault that you keep getting fooled by something that isn’t even trying to trick you. There’s only 390938490849024909093898 other articles on the site with advice.
Once again I come here seeking actual advice… Im begining to really hate this website
It’s not the wbsite, it’s just this one person who is always doing it. Note: Stay away from Emerald Pellot articles.
Fool you once shame on her. Fool you 300 times, you’re an idiot.
How dumb are you that you keep expecting something new every time you click on the same links?? These are obviously joke articles. Relax and take your thumb out of your butt.