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The worst part of school is school. Like, why even try to get good grades? Oh, so you can go to college? Get that dream job? (Eating pizza is a profession, right?) So you can have a salary? So you can buy clothing, eat food, and have a “home”? LOL.
Lazy Girl, home is where the heart is and you got one of those in spades, so you don’t need to do well in school. Do you think your mom is ever going to really kick you out? You’re her adorable Hot-Pocket-eating machine! If she can handle you freeloading off of her hard-earned cash for 18 years, why not add another 30? At the end of the day, Lazy Girl, homework is not that important. I mean, like, it’s only important if you want a future or something.
Here’s 10 ways to get homework done without doing any work at all, Lazy Girl.
Watch The Movie Version
Save yourself weeks of reading. Robert Downey Jr.'s version of Sherlock Holmes is basically the same as any of the books, right? ShutterStock.comBe A Teacher's Pet
Bring your teacher her favorite kind of cupcake then ask for an extension. No one can resist chocolate. It's a psychological fact. ShutterStock.comGive Your Dog Some Papers To Eat
Take pics and show them to your teacher. How can she NOT believe that your dog ate your homework when there is photographic evidence? ShutterStock.comCelebrate Every Holiday
From Christmas, to Ramadan, to Arbor Day, to National Ice Cream Sandwich Day! If you bring in celebratory gifts, foods, and ice cream sandwiches everyone will be too distracted to worry about "doing work". ShutterStock.comPlay Dumb
Whenever your tutor asks you to do something say, "I don't know. I just don't get it!" By the end of that session they'll have done all the work for you. You may get screwed when the big exam comes, but we'll cross that bridge when we come to it. ShutterStock.comCopy Cat
Cheating off of someone else is classic. No one will notice that you're giving the exact same presentation as Becky Smartypants, right? Just remember not to copy her name too. ShutterStock.comJoin The Circus
Do you think clowns have to do homework? I don't . . . ShutterStock.comFake Sick
*Cough* *Cough* A bad case of the cooties will give you an extra day to get things done. Things like watching TV and eating ice cream. ShutterStock.comHost A Study Group
Sit back and relax while everyone else does all the work. Just make sure you don't invite your fellow slacker friends or else you'll be playing Guitar Hero instead of scoring that A+. ShutterStock.comSteal Your Teacher's Cat
There's no way she would show up to school the next day. Not if she has a heart. ShutterStock.comDo you always do your homework? Let us know in the comments!
Can You Trust Him?
Probably one of the dumbest articles I’ve ever read. Seriously? Steal your teacher’s cat… Are you joking?
these things may work in high school, but not college.
Uhh my guide to do homework:
do it when i enter my house so I can finish it and I can watch and do whatever I want later
use my notes
ask people to compare answers, NOT copy, there’s a difference
I admit I do get lazy or I’m tired; I have sports and games so I sometimes get home late, but I do it on the bus waiting, or when frosh and etc. are playing. I do it early so I can be on my laptop without worrying about my homework.
What? Why are you teaching people to cheat? Did you ever think about how unfair it is for ‘Becky Smartypants’ who is having her work stolen? I usually love the stuff on Gurl.com but this feature was absolutely horrific. I’m very disappointed about this, I can’t believe that we’re trying to promote cheating, and absolute callousness and disregard for others.
calm down, it’s sarcasm!
Im with Candice on this one. I mean i get that this is sarcassim but what if other people actually did half the stuff here. And i know people do. Im a good student and i would hate if some one just copied off of me or made me do there home work. And even if you did this stuff you would still fail because off all the tests. Home work is only like 20% of your grade anyway. I think Gurl should take this post down now because this kind of thinking even sarcassim is why a big majority of america are idiots.
My teacher’s an old cat lady, so if i steal one of her terrible cats, she might just have a heart attack and have to go to the hospital instead school YAY!
i’m sorry but these “joke” posts are getting a little annoying.
No offense, but what kind of advice is this. I hope it’s a joke because this just encourages girls to be lazy and rely on others. I know I wouldn’t do it myself. (^_^)
I’m not gonna lie, I’ve faked sick to get work done… many times