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Shoes are amazing. They protect your feet from some serious grossness all while making you look fabulous. Can you say, “form and function”? Unfortunately, there are some shoes that are not so functional. Wearing 6 inch heels is great–if you don’t plan on moving much. While I love to look fabulous, I’d like to be able to outrun a zombie when the apocalypse happens.
Here are 16 seriously show-stopping shoes–that won’t hurt after 5 minutes.
Metallic, golden, spiky shoes–um, yes please!
Floral print shoes look amazing with a simple top and jeans. Plus, looking at them will send you to your happy place.
The neon alone will make you visible from a few miles away.
There’s cats on your feet, of course people will notice.
These are so simple, with that tiny bit of edge, even the most prim and proper girls will wonder where you got these.
Winter is coming! When you strut through the school hallways those fringes will create a wind tunnel of awesome.
Skulls-great for any occasion.
Half leopard, half stud–all amazingness.
They’re almost sandal boots. These are just too weird to not be eye catching.
It’s like you’re a Greek goddess . . . from the future.
These are only deceptively uncomfortable. The back heel and front platform are almost completely even.
I mean, it looks like the designer made these out of those lanyards from camp.
Are they high tops? Are they heels? OK, they’re high tops. It’s a fun idea for the girl teetering the lines of sporty and diva.
They’re yellow, rubbery, boot, platforms. God, I miss the Spice Girls.
Sparkles! Who isn’t attracted to shiny things?
Chuck Taylor flip flops. I don’t know if these are fashionable, but they definitely stop the show.
Which is your favorite shoe? Let us know in the comments!
Can You Trust Him?
I’m sorry but almost all of these shoes are hideous.
Floral print. NO. Just no.
Neon and spikes don’t go together.
Tassels? Seriously? I dont want my books looking like shag carpet on its last days.
Don’t even get me started on leopard print.
The 10th one is just a plain brown old lady shoe.
That platform/wedge whatever looks like two tacky shoes had a baby.
The one with the weave is just awful and looks like it’d cut into your feet.
Yellow rubbery boot platforms. You gotta be something special and in a rainstorm to pull that off.
The last one is just wtf. Stupidest thing I’ve ever seen, and thats counting those high heel converse that were big for a while. “I want my sneakers to also be more like an uncomfortable sandel” said no one ever.
I have a thing for shoes. If you can’t tell. And there are far to many horrid ones being sold out there to those poor people who don’t know any better.
true dat sista!
omg u are so true i am also a shoe collector
and all these shoes were wierd
i was like am i the only one who is thinking that these are gross
personally i would never wear them