Getting his attention isn’t easy–unless you’re a Lazy Girl. That extra fine hottie will be yours in no time and you won’t even have to talk to him! Letting him know that you’re available and interested without having to muster up the courage to have an awkward convo isn’t as hard as it seems. All you need is a few grand gestures, a sneaky attitude, and these 10 easy tips that will SURELY get his attention.
Text The Other Important Women In His Life"You'll never guess who has a crush on your son!" is a great icebreaker--before you've even spoken to him. You'll let mom and grandma know you're serious about that special someone, not just some totally neurotic crush. No, not at all! ShutterStock.com
Throw A TantrumScientific Fact: Guys find a girl who cries irresistable. Wait outside of his class, sit on the floor, and let the tears fly, baby. He'll feel so bad for you, there's no way he won't be spending his lunch period wiping away your tears. I see a real connection in your future! ShutterStock.com
Rob Him!Steal his homework. He'll be freaking out all day. When you give it to him, he'll be SO GLAD. He may just take you to Homecoming! ShutterStock.com
Ghetto BlastYou may remember John Cusack holding a boom box outside his crush's window--even if you don't, it's a pretty good technique. Wait until it's real quiet at night, when everyone is asleep and blast his favorite band. Drake? Yeezy? 1D? Make a mixtape that comes from the heart. ShutterStock.com
A Little WitchcraftSnag a lock of his hair (you know you've got more than a few)! Make a voodoo doll. Tell the voodoo doll you love it. Kiss the voodoo doll. It's basically the real thing, right? ShutterStock.com
Serenade HimJust kidding. You're too lazy for that, lazy girl. Hire a mariachi band to confess your love for him on your behalf. It will be WAY LESS embarrassing this way. ShutterStock.com
Cook His Favorite FoodLeave it in his locker. Just be sure to leave a secret message inside. When he's chewing paper all of a sudden at first he'll be like "WTF?" but then when he sees that GIANT HEART written in pink gel pens, he'll know you're for real. ShutterStock.com
Dress UpWhen it's not Halloween! There's no way he won't notice you. He'll be asking all his friends, "Damn, who's that fine witch over there?" ShutterStock.com
Make It A Crime Of Passion!Don't REALLY--but faking your own death will get EVERYONE talking. "Did she do it for love?" Yes! The answer is yes! When he is mourning your loss and you emerge alive and well during P.E., you will be his own personal miracle. ShutterStock.com
Make A Big GesturePut up a billboard ad where you know he'll see it. He won't think you're crazy, just super duper passionate. Who says romance is dead? Not you, Lazy Girl! ShutterStock.com
What are your techniques for catching his eye? Let us know in the comments!