The Lazy Girls Guide To Getting His Attention

Getting his attention isn’t easy–unless you’re a Lazy Girl. That extra fine hottie will be yours in no time and you won’t even have to talk to him! Letting him know that you’re available and interested without having to muster up the courage to have an awkward convo isn’t as hard as it seems. All you need is a few grand gestures, a sneaky attitude, and these 10 easy tips that will SURELY get his attention.

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56 Comments

  1. avatarNicole says:

    Stupidest thing I have ever heard. Yeah like I’m gonna fake my death!?!

  2. avatarMira Jay says:

    this is so fake. im 13 and if i did this he’ll avoid me for the rest of our lives

  3. avatarLaura says:

    I really hope this is a joke..

  4. avatarRebaghdadi says:

    Are you sure??
    I think he’d freak out
    This is really fun and funny

  5. avatarLOL says:

    lol this is really really funny LOOOLLL

  6. avatarI am me says:

    This is such bullshit. This is what we are teaching our young women how to behave? Let’s hope they recognize this as bullshit too. Disgraceful.

    • avatarUna says:

      The words tongue and cheek come to mind.. :)

    • avatarDianka says:

      Ya… this is supposed to be sarcastic and humorous. It’s like “The Onion”. Its meant to be dramatic so the fact that you don’t get it means you fell for it. Of course girls wont act like that and i would know because I am a teenage girl.

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