For years, I’ve kept my true and awesome unicorn identity hidden, but now the truth must come out. My name is not really Melanie Abrahams . . . it is Tulip Candy Reins, according to this wonderful (and very scientific) Unicorn Name Generator.
In the world of unicorns, we are all far more magical, floral, and delicious. I highly suggest you find your true unicorn identity. Like, right now.
In the meantime, let’s watch listen to this amazing song about unicorns by um, a band called The Unicorns:
What was your unicorn name?! Was it better than mine? Tell me in the comments!