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We found this awesome thread on Reddit where guys admit all the things they didn’t know about the female species. They’re not mean spirited in anyway, just totally clueless and very, very funny. I guess you never know until you ask? We were surprised and LOLing by how little these dudes knew about tampons, vaginas, and hair pins! We decided to pick our favorite confessions and mash them up with the Olympian we love to hate, Ryan Lochte. In case you didn’t know Ryan told ESPN that all women are evil! We didn’t think there was a better man to represent total male ignorance (which is actually kind of endearing sometimes).
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Has any guy ever confessed to you he didn’t know something that seemed totally obvious? Let us know in the comments!
Can You Trust Him?
poop from our vagina? pfft, girls don’t poop at all! we don’t fart either. you know what? we don’t even have butt holes. and yes, we do have naked pillow fights and make out with each other at sleepovers!
lolol
we seem to have so much more common sense than guys. anyone else agree?
OMG that i always used to think that girls dont poop, but we have to, when i was 10 I always thought it was weird to poop any where
LOL how come he thought it was a mini explosive like WTF!!!!Even though I haven’t had my period or had sex yet I know what tampons are used for-definitely not for mini explosives,LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ROFL,LMFAO,LOL,and LML!!!!!!
Bahaha this is hilarious
oh my god, can we stop the ryan lotche stuff? I hate how the people on gurl assume we all hate him. I honestly think a girl seriously hurt him in the past. That’s why he thinks we’re “evil”. It was just one stupid comment he made, get over it.
Think of Ryan Lochte as the silly younger brother who is just trying to have a good time. I really don’t think it’s right to hate on anyone even if they say stupid things. I’m sure he is just trying to get a laugh
Ok. Im a 14 year old girl and I didnt know any of this stuff either… Except the poop theough vagina thing. I knew that wasnt true
This is absolutely stupid and pointless.
Any guy that believes any of this is completely retarded and doesn’t deserve to be in a relationship with anyone.
My boyfriend asked me if I poo and fart. Very strange, I stared blankly at him genuinely confused. He really didn’t know that women go poop.
Sad but true facts about men…..
I do think what Ryan had to stay was stupid and ignorant, but I wouldn’t say I hated him. The only reason is my brother thinks that all girls are only interested in tall guys with tons of muscle, and that since he’s is short no girl will ever date him. Me being a natural feminist will tell him that if he wants a girlfriend he should be a nice guy, and be confident in himself. I also tell him that guys judge girls based on weight, height, and other physical aspects as well so why is it that he thinks only girls are to blame. So I don’t think Ryan said those things because of past experiences, but more of his insecurities in himself. He blames women for the fact that he doesn’t have a girlfriend rather than saying maybe I haven’t been the best boy friend for a girl.
What I’m trying to say is that Ryan can’t find someone who likes him and so instead of trying to be a nice guy and find someone who appreciates him, he blames girls and says that there is something wrong with females compared to men.
My brother does the same thing, and I don’t hate my brother so I can’t really hate Ryan Lochte.
We all have to admit, if tampons really did work that way they’d be a heck of a lot cooler.
^That is so true. And there’d be a heck of a lot more coverage!
Thank you for linking to the Reddit thread. I spent the better part of the evening reading those posts and spewing my beverage all over the screen.
On a side note, males get a lot of flak, but you’d be amazed how clueless some females are in regards to these things. My Health Science teacher told us that she had one class that happened to be all female, and during the unit on pregnancy and reproduction, the girls kept asking questions like, “How does a girl go to the bathroom when she’s having a baby?” and “How do you go to the bathroom when you have a tampon in?” Upon further questioning, the teacher deduced, incredibly, that these girls (high school-aged girls) were not aware that there are three separate holes down there.
For some things, there is simply no excuse.
My grandfather didn’t know women menstruated AT ALL until he was married! I guess it came from going to school in the 40′s.
Wow the writer of these stories is really p.o.’d with Ryan Lochte
In my opinion I think he’s gorgeous, and he’s clueless about girls just like most other guys. Ryan locate isn’t the only person to get mad at, but somehow people us him as a human target
Dear Nathalie do you know where you pee out of cuz ur bf sure does
You pee from your urethra, smart one. -__- The limited knowledge of some girls is soo disapointing. If you don’t know anything else, you should at least know the basics of your body.
HAHAHAHA THE TAMPON MINI-EXPLOSIVE THING LOLLOLKOL
Okay, that’s awesome.
I would be scared if it exploded,,,, wouldn’t they not be allowed at an airport. – sorry your on your period you can not fly with us today *shock worthy*
My bf assumed women pee out of their vagina XDD
I wish my tampon was exciting as a mini explosive or a parachute…. or maybe not..