If you only want to have one-night stands, that is totally cool and your right. But let’s get real, it’s not because you are busy, it’s because you don’t want to be in a committed relationship. It’s no big deal if it’s not your thing, just don’t make up some weird excuse about it.
You know who else is really busy and always on the go?
*Barack and Michelle Obama
*Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez
*Yahoo CEO Marissa Mayer (Who is pregnant, married, and running a Fortune 500 company.)
If you want to be in a relationship you will. If you don’t then you won’t. Don’t have your mom release a public statement about your intense schedule. It makes it seem as though people who aren’t in relationships have to come up with a good excuse for why they don’t have to settle down. How about, I just don’t freaking want to?
If this doesn’t convince you that we should retract Ryan’s Gold Medal Hottie status, here’s an actual, unbelievable quote from him. Ryan told ESPN, “Is there a decent girl out there who doesn’t lie?” he asked. “They all lie. They’re all evil. I just want to meet someone who is real, who is honest … who wants to love me as a person.”
All girls lie. All girls are EVIL. No girl is decent. Where exactly is he meeting women? In a Women’s Health interview he said, “It’s impossible to know what they’re thinking. If I could have one superpower, I’d be like Mel Gibson in What Women Want, where he reads women’s minds.” How about just ask? Does he know that we can talk? Does he know that women can say words that mean things? Does he know anything at all?
Great swimmer, of course. Great athlete, sure thing. Great guy . . . a little questionable. This is why we shouldn’t pry into celebrities’ personal lives: either it’s unethically intrusive or we’ll be really disappointed.
Do you think Ryan is really a d-bag or just has a case of some uncontrollable word vomit? Let us know in the comments.