If you only want to have one-night stands, that is totally cool and your right. But let’s get real, it’s not because you are busy, it’s because you don’t want to be in a committed relationship. It’s no big deal if it’s not your thing, just don’t make up some weird excuse about it.
You know who else is really busy and always on the go?
*Barack and Michelle Obama
*Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez
*Yahoo CEO Marissa Mayer (Who is pregnant, married, and running a Fortune 500 company.)
If you want to be in a relationship you will. If you don’t then you won’t. Don’t have your mom release a public statement about your intense schedule. It makes it seem as though people who aren’t in relationships have to come up with a good excuse for why they don’t have to settle down. How about, I just don’t freaking want to?
If this doesn’t convince you that we should retract Ryan’s Gold Medal Hottie status, here’s an actual, unbelievable quote from him. Ryan told ESPN, “Is there a decent girl out there who doesn’t lie?” he asked. “They all lie. They’re all evil. I just want to meet someone who is real, who is honest … who wants to love me as a person.”
All girls lie. All girls are EVIL. No girl is decent. Where exactly is he meeting women? In a Women’s Health interview he said, “It’s impossible to know what they’re thinking. If I could have one superpower, I’d be like Mel Gibson in What Women Want, where he reads women’s minds.” How about just ask? Does he know that we can talk? Does he know that women can say words that mean things? Does he know anything at all?
Great swimmer, of course. Great athlete, sure thing. Great guy . . . a little questionable. This is why we shouldn’t pry into celebrities’ personal lives: either it’s unethically intrusive or we’ll be really disappointed.
Do you think Ryan is really a d-bag or just has a case of some uncontrollable word vomit? Let us know in the comments.
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OK, girls lie at times. “Oh, yes! It really did happen this time!” I bet he found out the truth (Oh, Crap! You were just faking?), and did not take it well. Sorry, Ryan. It happens to lots of guys. Usually when the lady is very tired and just wants to left alone so she can sleep, she lies so he will go away. Try staying with the same girl for more than 2 nights, and really see what she likes. Results will be better for both and the lady .
He admitted to the world he pees in the pool. The Olympic pool. The world watches history made in that pool. He made pee in it. So, you were expecting greatness from this guy?
Dear Gurl,
You are soooo femenists its not funny. You slam everyone who makes a comment and has become such CRAP. I stopped coming here and I just wanted to say “STOP”!
BTW I love Ryan Lochte
Seems like the person who wrote this is the d-bag.
His mom is making up excuses for a behaviour she dosn’t really like, what a shocker. Moms do that… He seems really honest about the way he feels and we are free to interpret it any way we wish.
Seems like the most obvious interpretation is that he has some issues with women. Probably mostly met superficial weird girls, so maybe thats why. Who knows…
LOL it’s freakin hilarious how this article is blown out of proportion. Like SERIOUSLY?! And besides what his mom said was just a misunderstanding. And honestly you guys know that we as women are complicated creatures and sometimes guys don’t know what we are thinking. And we can ESPECIALLY be evil (during that time of the month imparticular). Not sure that we all lie. But it’s just from his experiences. Similar to us saying that all guys are the same, when it’s not true. Don’t attack him he’s just a guy thats had some bad relationships with some of the evil bitches (that probably sleep with our ex-boyfriends right after we break up with them).
I think this website is extremely feminist, its not even funny. Just because he’s confused about his relationship status doesn’t mean it’s the end of the world. Being a swimmer myself I love my swimmer athletes!<3 ESPECIALLY RYAN<3 He has a laid back personality and a dry sense of humor, when he says "Women are EVIL" I think he was trying to be more funny than realistic, obviously he doesn't think all women are evil because he claims to be with them quite often.
ryan bro i dont know how but u’ve spoken my mind…..agree with him 100 %
I believe this is blown out of proportion majorly. Like an above commenter said, his mother wasn’t sure what she was saying. I doubt she knows THAT much that is going on anyways. And I bet he has been hurt a few times, hell, the guys famous. So don’t rag on him, you don’t know what is really going on in his life.
Gurl, why do you always have to take comments so far? For instance the comment a male sprinter made? Get real and stop being so far-reaching in your “guy slamming.” honestly I’ve stopped reading Gurl because of the blatant ignorance – not every comment has to include some secret other meaning which ultimately leads to the idea that these men are “women haters.” Calm down.
I don’t think he meant it as something insulting. He seems like he was really hurt by a girl in the past. Not cool on her part.
Honestly I think that he must have been seriously hurt. And the writer of this story must have been really mad at him, not noticing that guys don’t always get girls. During a relationship of any kind us girls or women either like to be mysterious or we send guys a lot of mixed signals, but us girls don’t really notice it. Ryan Lochte must be dating the wrong girls to have to say something as hurtful as that. Oh. And by the way would a guy actually say what his sex life is like. If he did then he has a very strong connection with his mother. ( gotta think) other than that I honestly think Ryan Lochte is the attractive athlete of this years Olympics. (said in a matter of opinion).
His mom has since recanted her statement. Apparently she didn’t know what a one-night stand is, she thought it was just going on dates every now and then, nothing serious, but not repeating. And that’s what Ryan has apparently been doing. She’s SUPER embarrassed… She’s going to every news station with air time apologizing.
The generalized statement, if you think about it, he probably hasn’t been on dates with ‘good’ girls. He’s probably only been with fan girls who will do anything anyway.
Overall, Ryan Lochte is an asshole, but he is still a sexy, Olympic-gold winning asshole.
In my opinion, I think he issued a challenge to us to prove him wrong. Of course, I’m Virgo, so I feel a constant tug to be right.
By the comments he made to ESPN he sounds like he’s been hurt. However, he should totally be mature enough to know that if just one two girls have lied to him in the past, that doesn’t mean ALL women lie and cheat. Where’s his publicist? He or she needs to do some more coaching because he does have a bad case of word vomit.
99% percent of one’s honesty lies in the foot…someone: kick him in the face.
Other than this , I’ve been liking him in the Olympics.
You know, I love Ryan. He respects his teamates, the media, and just about everyone else. I highly doubt his mom knows THAT much about his personal life. She probably just means that he doesn’t have time for a relationship right now. Way blown out of proportion if you ask me. GO LOCHTE!!!!!!
…his mother sure knows alot about his sexual life….I’ll pass.
LOL, ^ this