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Lazy girl, what are we going to do with you? Sleeping until the very last “SNOOZE” you can hit and running out the door for school in yesterday’s outfit. What is a lazy girl to do without a balanced and nutritious breakfast? Improvise. It’s a good thing we’re here for you, girl. Check out our tips and tricks for avoiding an empty stomach in the AM with the Lazy Girl’s Guide To Making Breakfast.
You Taste The Best
Rushing out the door? Don't have time to prepare a meal? Snack on those freshly manicured nails of yours. They're supposed to have nutrients, right? ShutterStock.comCheck Your Locker
There's probably something in there. It's probably rotten--just eat around the edges. ShutterStock.comThose Mints In Your Purse
Your breath will smell amazing and you'll totally be full . . . sort of. ShutterStock.comA Bowl Of Cookies
R.I.P. Cookie Crisps. It's a good excuse to dump an actual pack of cookies into a bowl for breakfast. Call it nostalgia. ShutterStock.comThat Slice Of Pizza
. . . under your bed from last night. ShutterStock.comOrder Delivery
By the time you get to class it will have arrived. Just order enough for everyone else. ShutterStock.comNo Milk? No Problem.
Pour that cup of orange juice into your bowl of cereal. Yum, extra sweet. ShutterStock.comDirty Dishes or Fine Dining?
Lick the tiny bits of food off. Your parents will be excited you did alllll the dishes. ShutterStock.comHit Up The Drive-Thru
French fries are a vegetable, right? ShutterStock.comGrab Some Gum
From under your shoe or school desk. Totally hygienic. ShutterStock.comWhat’s your favorite breakfast recipe? Let us know in the comments!
Can You Trust Him?
I can’t believe it. These “lazy girl” guides are pointless and not funny AT ALL. Why make them? I thought that I could get real tips for a quick breakfast, ’cause I hate waking up early. But this? This is nonsense. Shame on you, Gurl Website.
These “lazy girl guides” to such and such are p***ing me off. It looks as though we have a lazy girl for an author and gurl.com needs to hire a new author who will stop pulling bs like this on us. I was expecting this article to be helpful, but was greeted by a set of horrible jokes.
This is a stupidness.ALLyou guys talk about is sex and boys,when we also want advie for other things.its good to joke but we also want serious articles im tired abut this.post some REAL advice guys,all you put is sex and guys and i don’t wanna have sex now!!! I’m sure you would get lots of more gurls in this site if you really give advice.
Thats Just Pure Stupidness Because Im The Type Of Girl Thats Always Rushing For School And This Is The Type Of Bulls These People Put Up To Help Me What The Hell?
I’m tired of all of these “Lazy Girl” articles. They’re not very funny, and most of the ideas are not good advice. It doesn’t seem like much thought is put into them. Girls come to this website to get advice on anything and everything, not just sex and boys. I’m always in a rush to get to school in the morning and never have time to eat breakfast. I was hoping to see some helpful and creative tips on how to fix that, not some stupid slideshow telling me to eat moldy leftovers from my locker or to lick dirty dishes…
Why would I eat my finger?
I hope this some kind of joke.Eating your nails and licking dirty dishes,I rather go hungry.That is gross you’ll probably be sick but hey you’ll be eating something for B-fast.
This is funny, but I was looking for something serious. Because I am the type of lazy girl that if I know I’m sleeping in I will sleep in the outfit I want to wear the next day (sans shoes) just to get some extra z’s. I would love to have some quick stuff that is seriously right there before I have to run.