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So you want to throw the most crazy, awesome, summer bash, but you’re not super into doing all the work? (Who is?!) You’d rather spend your free time watching YouTube, eating pizza, and vegging out on the couch where there’s AC because, duh, summer vay-cay should involve ZERO work or effort, right? Right. Lucky for you, lazy girl, we’ve got the guide to throwing the party of the season and you won’t even have to clean up the mess.
You'll Need A Fierce Party Outfit
Don't waste you're time at the mall, lazy girl. Just pop on that old princess Halloween costume. Everyone will think you're a trendsetter. ShutterStock.comThe H'ordeuvres
Who has time to cut a bunch of cheese and crackers up? Just get some Lunchables. Job. Done. Flickr.comYour Secret Recipe Bean Dip
Just open a can of refried beans. Plop it onto a plate. Muy Bueno! Everyone will be dying to know the secret ingredient. (Hint: It's laziness.) ShutterStock.comThe Cake
Bake a cake? You don't look like Martha Stewart to me. Stack some rice cakes. If it's a b-day party shove a candle in on top. "Cake" is in the name, right? It sort of looks like a cake, right? Right. ShutterStock.comDecorations
Post-it notes. Post-it notes--everywhere! What's the theme? Geometry, it's high fashion. ShutterStock.comMore Decorations?
Glitter. Just throw it on the floor, chairs, ceiling--everything will sparkly like a night club! ShutterStock.comGames
Have your friends blow bubbles. They'll think it's fun . . . really you're just soaping the floor up for a good cleaning. ShutterStock.comSpeaking Of Cleaning . . .
Cleaning is a game, guys! See who can clean up this mess the fastest! (It'll save you ALL of the work.) ShutterStock.comBYO . . .
Food. Call it a potluck dinner! Everyone will bring delicious dishes . . . and luck you, you won't have to bring a darn thing! ShutterStock.comScrew It. Go To A Coffee Shop
Forget the party. Invite all your friends to a coffee shop. All the stuff you need is already there anyway. ShutterStock.comHave you ever thrown a party let us know in the comments!
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