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Gamer girls are sometimes misunderstood. But really, I think people are just jealous of their superhuman strong thumbs and keen hand-eye coordination. So when someone starts popping off about your love of all things Xbox, here’s a handy translation guide so they can figure out what you’re really trying to say…
When Your Guy Gets the new HALO and Won’t Let You Play
She said: No it’s cool. I said I’m fine. Cheering for you is way more fun…
She meant: G’head and keep your damn HALO. I hope it’s better than hooking up because I’m not putting out until you let me play.
Thinking Up a Player Name
She said: Hmmm…what should I do for mine? Plain old “Shallon” seems too boring—if only I had a nickname…
She meant: Um hello now is the perfect time for everyone to start calling me Fancykid! And yeah so what if I thought it up myself—it’s still cool, dammit!
Why You Have the Door Closed
She said: Mom, I need peace and quiet to work on this science project, OK? Jeez.
She meant: Yeah, the project called “If I don’t beat this level of Splinter Cell I’ll go crazy.”
When a Cute Guy Asks You to Come Over and Play Warcraft
She said: Oh gosh, I’ve only played once or twice…don’t judge me if I’m bad LOL!
She meant: Yeah, once or twice this morning. My middle name is Azeroth, bitch.
When Your Dad Tells You to Go Outside and Get Some Fresh Air
She said: Yup sure. Coming outside innaminute Daddy…
She meant: Pfft, the outdoors is filled with bees and UV rays and sweatiness. But my Xbox is only filled with WIN!
Are you a gamer? What’s the stupidest thing anybody’s ever said to you about your love of video games? What’s your favorite game right now? Tell us in the comments!
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tats totaly me im into the legend of zelda series, gta, cod, mario games i just love them!!
LOL. “my middle name is Azeroth bitch”
That is totally me, except WoW won’t work on my damn computer. I am gamer queen with my friends. Zelda? Uh, which one? I’ve got them all XD. Halo? Beat my sort-of boyfriend so bad he broke up with me (it was kind of a joke anyway). Mario? Super Mario wii, ds, Mario galaxy, etc…uh, done.
Any one play ether saga?
Yeah, once or twice this morning. My middle name is Azeroth, bitch. LoL
OMG YUP! This is so totally me…The Zelda Series, The Elder Scrolls series, and MarioKart are my games.
I once met this guy who kept trying to flirt with me. He tried showing off by saying he played baseball for his school, so I said I didn’t like sports, I play video games instead. He responded by saying (condescendingly) , “Really? Name one game.” Needless to say I named my favorite games and genres until it was clear I could beat him in any reality he chose.
This is what I totally think when I’m playing on my xbox! This is super true.