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Yeah, I freaking love shoes. Unfortunately, I cannot walk in heels so I just lust after pretty pictures of shoes on the Internet. If you’re like me and are frightened by the sight of four inch heels (or death traps!) then these shoes will certainly give you nightmares. The amount of creativity in each piece shows how much fashion really is just another art form. Kudos to whoever can walk in these puppies, I definitely cannot.
These may make your Chuck Taylor’s look a little boring, but you’ll love them anyway. 20 insanely weird, avant garde shoes that we heart looking at, but would dread wearing.
Elephant Dung Stilletos
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Angled by Finsk Shoes
Chewing Gum by Kobi Levi
Roxie Wood by Jeffrey Campbell
Hoof Boots
Coffee by Kobi Levi
Floral Arch Boots by John Fluevog
Invisible Shoes by Andreia Chaves
Heel Less by Bumper
The Neptune by Haus of Price
90 Degrees by United Heels
Skate by Jeffrey Campbell
Blowie Heels by Kobi Levi
Wings by Adidas
Black and Gold Booties by Alexander McQueen
Art Deco by Surface to Air
Armadillo Shoes by Alexander McQueen
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Alien Shoes by Alexander McQueen
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Spikey Heel-less Wedges by Giuseppe Zanotti
Shark Heels by Kobi Levi
Butterfly Adidas by Jeremy Scott
VaVoom by Jeffrey Campbell
Spiked Dress Shoes by Barbara Gongini
Plush Animal Adidas by Jeremy Scott
Keyboard Flip Flops
Which of these crazy shoes is your favorite? Let us know in the comments!
I can’t blev the platform of the 1st shoes is made of elephant crap! Disgust-o!!!
But I would the heeless shoes if I had to pick.
RATCHET STUFF!
I would wear some of these, they’re not horrid they’re art just like the article says, but some of these shoes would never be on my “Favorite Shoe” list
They might help you hit the ball better, but sulrey won’t fix your swing. I’ve played barefoot, in sandals without spikes, dress loafers, and have worn most brands of golf shoes over the years. The only difference I believe, is psychological and for some people, that is very important. I am a bit particular about how I look on the course from head to toe right down to the right hat in the right colors and shoes that look professional as opposed to athletic . In the end, its all about whats inside your head on this one, I’m afraid. Now, if you want better traction on your feet during the swing work on the root cause: bad balance. Hit some balls at the practice tee with your feet together and see what happens. Good luck!
I HAV THE KEYBOARD FLIP FLOPS
THEY ARE REALLY comfortable!
love ALIEN and ANGEL
Oh wow these are so cool looking…most though I would not wear. I’d fall on my face. However I do like the Coffee shoes, the Alien shoes,the shark heels, and the butterfly shoes. The butterfly is my favorite.
I really like the alien ones, but the shoes by Kobi Levi are the best.
I loved The Alien shoes a lot. I’d call them Majestic Gardens, though, because it looks like a gardens’ furniture to me. I also adored the keyboard flip flops. I’d wear those every day to band camp even though we’re supposed to wear tennis shoes
The Coffee heels and the Butterfly Adidas definitely go on the list. Coffee’s the only drug I ever use XD The Butterfly Adidas remind me of Vocaloid’s Magnet, so I’d wear them just so I have an excuse to sing it.
Love them all, and would wear if they weren’t so impractical
The Neptune of haus I have a pair like that except it’s not open toe and its all black leather I find unique shoes interesting
those all look really painful! i would never wear them. painful/uncomfortable shoes are so stupid
she did wear the alexander mcqueen armadillos
i like the alien and vavoom best!
I actually would wear the shark ones….
Every one of those shoes is a Podiatrist’s nightmare. I should know, my dad is a Podiatric Physician. I will wear my red Converse hi-tops thank you.
these shoes look like something Lady Gaga would wear
I was thinking the same thing.
lol actually she has worn most of the Alexander McQueen ones!