25 Insanely Weird Avante Garde Shoes

Yeah, I freaking love shoes. Unfortunately, I cannot walk in heels so I just lust after pretty pictures of shoes on the Internet. If you’re like me and are frightened by the sight of four inch heels (or death traps!) then these shoes will certainly give you nightmares. The amount of creativity in each piece shows how much fashion really is just another art form. Kudos to whoever can walk in these puppies, I definitely cannot.

These may make your Chuck Taylor’s look a little boring, but you’ll love them anyway. 20 insanely weird, avant garde shoes that we heart looking at, but would dread wearing.

Elephant Dung Stilletos

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Angled by Finsk Shoes

Chewing Gum by Kobi Levi

Roxie Wood by Jeffrey Campbell

Hoof Boots

Coffee by Kobi Levi

Floral Arch Boots by John Fluevog

Invisible Shoes by Andreia Chaves

Heel Less by Bumper

The Neptune by Haus of Price

90 Degrees by United Heels

Skate by Jeffrey Campbell

Blowie Heels by Kobi Levi

Wings by Adidas

Black and Gold Booties by Alexander McQueen

Art Deco by Surface to Air

Armadillo Shoes by Alexander McQueen

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Alien Shoes by Alexander McQueen

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Spikey Heel-less Wedges by Giuseppe Zanotti

Shark Heels by Kobi Levi

Butterfly Adidas by Jeremy Scott

VaVoom by Jeffrey Campbell

Spiked Dress Shoes by Barbara Gongini

Plush Animal Adidas by Jeremy Scott

Keyboard Flip Flops

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  • 4evrmileyfan13

    I can’t blev the platform of the 1st shoes is made of elephant crap! Disgust-o!!! πŸ™‚

  • TrendyNerdLuvMB

    But I would the heeless shoes if I had to pick.

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  • EvilMind13

    I would wear some of these, they’re not horrid they’re art just like the article says, but some of these shoes would never be on my “Favorite Shoe” list

    • Fernanda

      They might help you hit the ball better, but sulrey won’t fix your swing. I’ve played barefoot, in sandals without spikes, dress loafers, and have worn most brands of golf shoes over the years. The only difference I believe, is psychological and for some people, that is very important. I am a bit particular about how I look on the course from head to toe right down to the right hat in the right colors and shoes that look professional as opposed to athletic . In the end, its all about whats inside your head on this one, I’m afraid. Now, if you want better traction on your feet during the swing work on the root cause: bad balance. Hit some balls at the practice tee with your feet together and see what happens. Good luck!

  • rosy

    THEY ARE REALLY comfortable!

    love ALIEN and ANGEL

  • Filia_Lunae

    Oh wow these are so cool looking…most though I would not wear. I’d fall on my face. However I do like the Coffee shoes, the Alien shoes,the shark heels, and the butterfly shoes. The butterfly is my favorite.

  • Bree

    I really like the alien ones, but the shoes by Kobi Levi are the best.

  • AsianIggs1

    I loved The Alien shoes a lot. I’d call them Majestic Gardens, though, because it looks like a gardens’ furniture to me. I also adored the keyboard flip flops. I’d wear those every day to band camp even though we’re supposed to wear tennis shoes πŸ™‚

    The Coffee heels and the Butterfly Adidas definitely go on the list. Coffee’s the only drug I ever use XD The Butterfly Adidas remind me of Vocaloid’s Magnet, so I’d wear them just so I have an excuse to sing it.

  • Pinkhair

    Love them all, and would wear if they weren’t so impractical

  • Cherry

    The Neptune of haus I have a pair like that except it’s not open toe and its all black leather I find unique shoes interesting

  • lolz

    those all look really painful! i would never wear them. painful/uncomfortable shoes are so stupid

  • kay

    she did wear the alexander mcqueen armadillos

  • betty

    i like the alien and vavoom best!

  • Morgan

    I actually would wear the shark ones….

  • Kara N

    Every one of those shoes is a Podiatrist’s nightmare. I should know, my dad is a Podiatric Physician. I will wear my red Converse hi-tops thank you. πŸ™‚

  • Simone

    these shoes look like something Lady Gaga would wear

    • Chantelle

      I was thinking the same thing.