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Oof. You sort of cleared a path to your bed last week, but your room is SERIOUSLY a disaster zone, girl! I know, I know, you’re way too lazy to actually ever clean your room properly–which is why we’re here with The Lazy Girl’s Guide On How To Clean Your Room.
Follow our always-stellar advice and it’ll look shiny and new in no time. Pinky swear!!
Isn't It Comforting
Surprise! Your comforter isn't just good for cozying up in, it's also great at hiding all your crap! Just pick up everything off the floor, stick it on your bed, and put that blanket on top. Clean room!
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Your closet is already jam-packed full of stuff? Why not start putting your stuff in your brother's closet, too? I mean. What's HE using it for?! It's not like he has any good clothes.
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Why bother picking up your old food? Just invite some ants and other bugs in and they'll carry them out for you! It's like you're giving back to the planet.
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Recruit your Aunt Mimi's creepy old doll collection as your own personal maid service. You know they come to life at night anyway. They may as well be doing something productive, right?!
Source: ShutterstockGood Old Bribery
Tell your kid sister you know everything about what she did last weekend (of course you know nothing, but she doesn't know that!) and that you'll keep it a secret if she cleans your room. Presto!
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Pack up just the stuff you actually want and move away to college! Leave your parents to deal with the mess. I mean, it's their house, right?! And it'll remind them of YOU. Aaaaaaw.
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Buy a goat. For serious. It'll eat everything in your room! You'll have a totally fresh start AND a cuter pet than any of your friends. Just um, beware of goat poo.
Source: ShutterstockHave better tips on how to clean your room? Don’t be greedy–share ‘em in the comments!
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oh i know! make cleaning your room into a game! (my friends came up with this but im stilll to lazy to clean my room)
Goats are actually pretty picky if they’re well fed but curious and I agree this sucks balls
This is the LAZY girl’s guide ,so how do u girls expect any actual tips? Im not lazy, my room is always clean( most of the time ahah) so i thought it was funny…
This is really weird. Its obviously a joke, but it isn’t done at all well and doesn’t even make sense. What happened to this site? It actually used to be good and un-biased with its content. Now this is what we get.
This is so dumb. I guess it’s supposed to be funny but it’s not. These aren’t even real tips. What’s the point of this whole article? Just to get people to click in and be totally disappointed that there’s no actual advice?
We should get more tips than that >:(
Not really the greatest advice, haha..
Horrible tips
My brother is a physicist who shops Gucci and Prada. I think he has some nice clothes. Why so sexist, gurl?