Oof. You sort of cleared a path to your bed last week, but your room is SERIOUSLY a disaster zone, girl! I know, I know, you’re way too lazy to actually ever clean your room properly–which is why we’re here with The Lazy Girl’s Guide On How To Clean Your Room.
Follow our always-stellar advice and it’ll look shiny and new in no time. Pinky swear!!
Isn't It Comforting
Surprise! Your comforter isn't just good for cozying up in, it's also great at hiding all your crap! Just pick up everything off the floor, stick it on your bed, and put that blanket on top. Clean room!Source: Shutterstock
Major Closet Case
Your closet is already jam-packed full of stuff? Why not start putting your stuff in your brother's closet, too? I mean. What's HE using it for?! It's not like he has any good clothes.Source: Shutterstock
Why bother picking up your old food? Just invite some ants and other bugs in and they'll carry them out for you! It's like you're giving back to the planet.Source: Shutterstock
Recruit your Aunt Mimi's creepy old doll collection as your own personal maid service. You know they come to life at night anyway. They may as well be doing something productive, right?!Source: Shutterstock
Good Old Bribery
Tell your kid sister you know everything about what she did last weekend (of course you know nothing, but she doesn't know that!) and that you'll keep it a secret if she cleans your room. Presto!Source: Shutterstock
Pack up just the stuff you actually want and move away to college! Leave your parents to deal with the mess. I mean, it's their house, right?! And it'll remind them of YOU. Aaaaaaw.Source: Shutterstock
Get The Best Pet Ever
Buy a goat. For serious. It'll eat everything in your room! You'll have a totally fresh start AND a cuter pet than any of your friends. Just um, beware of goat poo.Source: Shutterstock
Have better tips on how to clean your room? Don’t be greedy–share ‘em in the comments!