OH. GOD. You’ve woken up with a killer breakout and honestly need to make those zits disappear immediately. No worries, we’ve got you covered with our amazingly effective Lazy Girl’s Guide To Getting Rid Of Pimples.
No muss, no fuss, no nasty zit ruining your day. Let’s get started!
Beauty It Up, Yo.
You're a bombshell, not a broken out bozo--so take that eyeliner you love and cover up your zit with a big black dot. Presto Changeo! You're a pinup girl, and there's not a zit in sight.
Don't Wash--Just Wipe
Skip the fancy three-step,zit-busting face-washing ritual. Sure, Katy Perry might have the patience for it, but you and I both know you'll never actually do it. Grab some facial cleansing cloths from the drugstore instead. Keep 'em by your bed and wipe off that pretty face before passing out each night. Quick and easy. Tip: Rip them in half to save some cash and make your stash last longer.
Even Picasso Had Pimples
Feel like a monster, look like a butterfly? Why the hell not. Find a carnival and go straight to the face painting booth, or get your own paints and go nutso with a design. BAM! Instant camouflage. You'll def get noticed . . . just, um, not for that nasty zit anymore.
Get EXTRA Minty
Fact: you own a tube of toothpaste. Another fact: no one should be so lazy they don't brush their teeth. While you're brushing your pearlies at night, dab some extra paste on your zit. Leave it on while you sleep and it'll help dry that sucker right out.
Totally Bag Your Face
Shopping bags can make a totally cute accessory when needed. You don't have to use a plain old, boring brown bag - get fancy and choose a colored or patterned one! Then put it on your head. It's the best way to ensure that no one sees your skin. And please don't forget to cut out eyes and a nose - I know it takes time, but just trust me on this one.
Ice, Ice, Baby
Okay, so it's hot, you're watching PLL, and it would take too much effort to get up and deal with the zit you can feel growing on your chin. No prob. Just grab an ice cube out of that iced tea you've been sipping and stick it on your pimple. It'll reduce the swelling.
I know. It's like I'm a magician
Dress Up As Lunch
Cover your face in pepperoni, tell people you've decided to dress as your lunch today, and BOOM - instant fix. It's only a bonus that you can peel it off and eat it whenever you're hungry. Yum!
Cover That Crap Up!
Grab a concealer and hide that business, girl! Heavier concealers might not be that good for your skin, but they often do the best job of hiding a nasty breakout, so dab some on with your finger or a makeup brush. When you're done, lightly spray your face with aerosol hairspray (close your eyes and mouth first!) so your makeup stays all day. Gross? Kind of. Time saver and fool-proof zit hider? Definitely.
Be Batman. Because You Can.
Um, hello. The caped crusader probably just wears that mask because HE's got a monster zit and needs to hide it! Steal his swagger and slap on a pointy bat mask from the toy store. Everyone will know you're a badass, but NO ONE will know you're broken out.