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OH. GOD. You’ve woken up with a killer breakout and honestly need to make those zits disappear immediately. No worries, we’ve got you covered with our amazingly effective Lazy Girl’s Guide To Getting Rid Of Pimples.
No muss, no fuss, no nasty zit ruining your day. Let’s get started!
Beauty It Up, Yo.
You're a bombshell, not a broken out bozo--so take that eyeliner you love and cover up your zit with a big black dot. Presto Changeo! You're a pinup girl, and there's not a zit in sight.
Don't Wash--Just Wipe
Skip the fancy three-step,zit-busting face-washing ritual. Sure, Katy Perry might have the patience for it, but you and I both know you'll never actually do it. Grab some facial cleansing cloths from the drugstore instead. Keep 'em by your bed and wipe off that pretty face before passing out each night. Quick and easy. Tip: Rip them in half to save some cash and make your stash last longer.
Even Picasso Had Pimples
Feel like a monster, look like a butterfly? Why the hell not. Find a carnival and go straight to the face painting booth, or get your own paints and go nutso with a design. BAM! Instant camouflage. You'll def get noticed . . . just, um, not for that nasty zit anymore.
Get EXTRA Minty
Fact: you own a tube of toothpaste. Another fact: no one should be so lazy they don't brush their teeth. While you're brushing your pearlies at night, dab some extra paste on your zit. Leave it on while you sleep and it'll help dry that sucker right out.
Totally Bag Your Face
Shopping bags can make a totally cute accessory when needed. You don't have to use a plain old, boring brown bag - get fancy and choose a colored or patterned one! Then put it on your head. It's the best way to ensure that no one sees your skin. And please don't forget to cut out eyes and a nose - I know it takes time, but just trust me on this one.
Ice, Ice, Baby
Okay, so it's hot, you're watching PLL, and it would take too much effort to get up and deal with the zit you can feel growing on your chin. No prob. Just grab an ice cube out of that iced tea you've been sipping and stick it on your pimple. It'll reduce the swelling.
I know. It's like I'm a magician
Dress Up As Lunch
Cover your face in pepperoni, tell people you've decided to dress as your lunch today, and BOOM - instant fix. It's only a bonus that you can peel it off and eat it whenever you're hungry. Yum!
Cover That Crap Up!
Grab a concealer and hide that business, girl! Heavier concealers might not be that good for your skin, but they often do the best job of hiding a nasty breakout, so dab some on with your finger or a makeup brush. When you're done, lightly spray your face with aerosol hairspray (close your eyes and mouth first!) so your makeup stays all day. Gross? Kind of. Time saver and fool-proof zit hider? Definitely.
Be Batman. Because You Can.
Um, hello. The caped crusader probably just wears that mask because HE's got a monster zit and needs to hide it! Steal his swagger and slap on a pointy bat mask from the toy store. Everyone will know you're a badass, but NO ONE will know you're broken out.
Source: WENN.com
Can You Trust Him?
The toothpaste and ice actually work! Toothpaste for me is full proof. Haha
hahahahaha
Im gonna use the bag one today!
I started thinking this was true… Yep, is a good way to tell us that to get rid ofpimples we cant be lazy girls!!!
hhhhheeeee he he he he he! these so made my day…………. to bad my sister now thinks she can put toothpaste on her face=( =)
These are funny! They are meant for someone with a sense of humor. If you don’t want to go out in public like this then don’t, but don’t take it as a personal offense.
Drowning your face in foundation or concealer is not going to help at all. And really? Face painting? The bag? Gurl, this is one of your worst articles yet, even if it was meant to be funny.
Guys, chill out! This is obviously a just kidding article! It’s just for fun and not everything here should be taken seriously. Don’t get mad at Gurl, just enjoy it!
Somebody left her sense of humour at home today!
Um this is kind of offensive. For someone who gets acne due to genetics, it’s kind of discouraging to have gurl suggest that I cover my face in pizza. Ever been called a pizza face? yeah.
This would totally work…Not! What if the zit is on your nose? You know that huge Rudolph zit you get? What do you do then?
^talking about the pin-up “trick”
duuuuude, dabbing toothpaste on the zits is NOT good for your skin, it just irritates it, and it doesn’t get rid of the zit at all! don’t do that ever:3
Some of these I’ve heard, some of these are new, and some of these make me go WTF?
thats bloody retarded