Sleep overs are one of the great things about being a girl. Do boys even have them? Whatever, who cares. From your first overnight party when you were seven to bunking at a Friday night sleep over with your BFF now, some things have changed…but not the fibs you tell!
What You Tell Your Parents
She said: We’ll probably just rent a movie and paint our nails or something…
She meant: Carrie got a copy of 50 Shades of Grey. We’re going to drink all her dad’s Schnapps and end up French kissing the pillows.
What to Pack
She said: Um, I don’t think I need a sleeping bag, Dad. We’re not camping, you know. And Carrie has a guest room!
She meant: Not like we’re going to sleep anyway! Besides, I wouldn’t sleep on that spider-infested old thing if a bed of nails was my only other option.
She said: Let’s be super healthy tonight and try this new vegan muffin recipe I found!
She meant: Oh did someone say Cheetos? And is that Ben & Jerry’s? And doesn’t she live right by In n’ Out??
Finding Your Friend’s Bra
She said: OMG Jen, this is like something they wear on Mad Men! My head could fit in one of these cups!
She meant: I’m so effing jealous I can’t even see straight.
Seeing Your BFF Change
She said: Dude. Natasha. Do you seriously not wear thongs?? Haha you’re like Bridget Jones!
She meant: So this is why you always look so lumpy in the back! Victoria’s secret is that granny pants leave panty lines, DUH!
Defending Your Stuffed Animal
She said: Oh my mom must have thrown that in there. AS IF I still sleep with a sock monkey, pfff!
She meant: Don’t you listen to them, Honey Monk. They’ll never tear us apart!
What You Tell Your Crush the Next Morning
She said: We totally had a super sexy pillow fight in our undies. It was everything you’re picturing…
She meant: We rented The Muppets Movie and painted our nails. :/
When’s the last sleep over you went to? Do you have any special sleep over rituals? What’s the funniest thing that’s ever happened to you at a sleep over? Tell us everything in the comments!