Reader Hookup Confession: My First Kiss Was Terrible!

My first kiss story

Ice skating will never be the same. | Source: ShutterStock

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Over the winter, my boyfriend and I went ice skating with my best friends. He was my first proper boyfriend and I had no idea what to do. All night, my best friend was telling him what to do – like telling him to hug me and hold my hand.

Towards the end of the night, he finally kissed me. It was my first kiss ever and his too, and it was terrible. He kind of smooshed our noses together, and I jerked away. He turned bright red and turned away too. I felt bad, so I got off the ice and sat on a bench and he sat next to me. He kissed me again, but it wasn’t a cute two-second peck like you see in the movies – he rushed into everything way too fast and it was like a vacuum sucking on my face. I couldn’t pull away!

To make matters worse, when he eventually did pull away, my mom was standing right there staring at us! And I had spit all over my mouth and chin! How’s that for a first kiss? Embarrassing much?! We aren’t together anymore, thankfully.

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24 Comments

  1. avataralinabee316 says:

    My first kiss was a mess but it was whatever. We pecked on the lips then we tried to make out but he bit my lip and I started bleeding. ;/ When I went home my Mom freaked out that I had gotten into a fight!

    Will never forget him; John Vasquez! LOL

  2. avatarNeeno says:

    I am so sorry about that. Mine was beautiful, he didn’t rush and I just leaned as if the world stopped. I just hope everyone’s first is like that. We are still together. :)

  3. avatarBrownEyedGirl says:

    My 1st was AWK bc he kissed me for like a long time & i didnt do anything. I just stood there, FROZEN.

  4. avatariseedeadpeople says:

    So….all the scenes I used to watch in movies are complete bullshit then. Duhh..nobody can get it right the first time!

  5. avatarBananaSprinkles says:

    Uggggh my first kiss was waaaaaaaay worse…………..it was with a guy i hated!

  6. avatarAngie says:

    Lmao, my first kiss’s situation was more awkward than the actual kiss. He tried to be all cute and kiss me on the way home but I didn’t know what was happening cause he leaned in too fast and I moved… Then it took about 2-3 weeks for him to try again… At school. >.<

  7. avatardrea says:

    lol omg my frst kiss waz awkerd cuz i had slobber on mi cheeks n stuf n it waz GROS so tha day after i broke up wit him at skool i flt bad thow

  8. avatarlyssagirl13 says:

    don’t worry mine was WAAAAAAAYYYY worse. The boy (not even my boyfriend) stuck his cow tongue down my throat…blah…I say it doesn’t even count as a first kiss :p

  9. avatarArtemis95 says:

    The worst part about reading this is that my first kiss was even more horrible than that.

  10. avatarU_Kno_ARIE says:

    My first kiss was during truth or dare. :(

    • avatarJustanormalteen says:

      So was mine! And to make it worse it was with the class geek and his tongue felt like a snake in my mouth..

  11. avatarbasschick says:

    i feel bad for you who had to take the bad kiss and for the guy as well cuz i am sure he was embarrassed and all as well. haha it is ok, though, this is a good thing. you guys got to practice on each other so the next one won’t be so horrific. ;)

  12. avatarJules M. says:

    LOL. LOLOLOLOL.

  13. avatarDreamgirl6 says:

    I think that is a disgusting first kiss. I hope my first kiss isn’t like that!!

  14. avatarBigCityDreams says:

    Mine tfelt like he was sucking my face… or he tried tounge…. :P blehh! Hated it! I broke up him! THANK THE LORD

  15. avatarEmily says:

    ugh! I can relate. My bf basically squished his mouth on mine, it was so icky! Thankfully, we aren’t together anymore!

  16. avatarCountrygurl says:

    My first short kiss was good <3

  17. avatarAnon says:

    Yeah the guy gave a bad kiss, however if he was a good guy but gave a few bad kisses then I definitely do not like how the user wrote this.

  18. avatarAnne says:

    ew. omgg that is horrible, my first kiss was like that too.

  19. avatarLovergirl says:

    Ah! that must have been horrible and gross! especially the car ride home with your mom …

  20. avatarrawlzie says:

    OH MY wurd O.o Are you serious…your mother was right there….im so sorry abt that ahahahhahahahh :D

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