How You Walk Reveals . . . How You Orgasm?!

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Can your walk tell people how you orgasm? | Source: Shutterstock

Generally for someone to know how you orgasm, they need to hook up with you (or read your diary). But a new study says that the way you walk can actually tell people how you orgasm, too. WTF?!

A bunch of sexologists (yup, those are real) in Belgium studied videos of women walking and were able to pinpoint which women orgasmed from intercourse and which didn’t. How can people tell how you orgasm? Apparently getting orgasms from intercourse loosens up some of your muscles and, well, puts a spring in your step.

Another weird correlation that the study found? How you orgasm actually can be an indicator of your mental health. The bad news? Most women orgasm most easily through clitoral stimulation, and the study says that women who orgasm from intercourse generally have better mental health. To quote Liz Lemon, “What the what?!”

This isn’t to say that if intercourse isn’t how you orgasm that you’re a nutcase. Correlation isn’t the same as causation, and it’s a little unsettling that the study would imply that, deliberately or not. Do what you need to do–within the confines of the law and your own safety and health, of course–to get your own rocks off. It’s seriously no one’s business how you orgasm except yours and your partner’s.

In any case, while the study is, er, interesting, doesn’t it weird you out a little bit? There are guys dissecting dead old ladies to find women’s G-spots, and now there are people trying to figure out how you orgasm based on the fluidity of your leg movements. Not only that, but how accurate can this stuff really be? If you sprain your ankle or something, will people assume how you orgasm is something kinky or illegal?

Aren’t there better things we can spend research time and money on? You know, like video games?

Do you think people can tell how you orgasm from how you walk? Do you think how you orgasm really affects your mental health? Do you think this study is a weird idea or insightful? Tell us in the comments!

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9 Comments

  1. avatarLindsay says:

    The only thing on this site is truth, and if you’re a parent that just wants to guard your kid from every little truth and curiosity then so be it, but that just means they’re more likely to find out on their own unaware. Nowhere on this site does it say “This site’s for 12 year old’s!” there are plenty of sites similar to this for tweens and such so if it bothers you that much, don’t get on here. They only speak of things normal, curious teens think about and make us more aware. I’m a good kid and never had sex so if you’re thinking this site empowers you to do so, you’re wrong.

  2. avataranony-mous says:

    If young girls were supervised while they surf the web like they’re supposed to, they wouldn’t be exposed to this. *shrugs* Parent’s fault if they see this.

  3. avatarAnonymous says:

    Please make an adult section, or 18+ for this. It IS NOT APPROPRIATE. Young girls should not be exposed to this stuff. I believe the study. But I came here on a link on google while looking up orgasm tips.

  4. avataranonymous says:

    i think everything you write on this site is total bullshit. this is not crap for young girls to be reading or thinking about. actually this is crap for any age. come on, who would believe this? why dont you start writing intelligent stories that educate instead of bullsht to titilate?

  5. avatarJill says:

    I guess it sort of makes sense. When you orgasm your body releases serotonin so if you are orgasmic you will feel happy.

  6. avatarseawind says:

    okay thats diffrent am i wrong??

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