I recently went on a trip to visit my dad. I spent a lot of time with my pops during the day and at night, I hung out with my friends.
My friend Mike told me that he was trying to set me up with one of his friends and I was pumped for a little vacation romance. So, I met up with Mike and his buddies one night. The guy I was getting set up with was apparently pumped too because he marched right over to me the second I walked in and started chatting me up.
“Hey,” he started. “Mike tells me you’re in town visiting your dad. So, are you and your dad sharing a bed or what?”
WHAT? Sharing a bed with my dad? Um, that’s not how dads work, dude! YUCK!
Needless to say, I was so grossed out by his incest reference that I didn’t spend much more time talking to him. So much for the vacation fling!
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