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There’s nothing that bugs us more than an aversion to vaginas. All the folklore about vagina dentata (or vaginas with teeth in them), urban legends about foul smelling genitalia, and the best one of all, that vaginas are just generally dirty. Blah, blah, blah.
We say vagina shame is lame. (That’s kind of catchy, huh?!) In fact, we think vaginas are pretty AWESOME. If you’re down for some glamorous vulva love check out these 10 vagina accessories we would get in a heartbeat.
Vagina Dentata Earrings
Vagina Soap
Elegant Vulva Necklace
Chic Vulvette Clutch
Ebony Vagina Bracelet
Glow In The Dark Vagina Dentata Undies
Vulva Cookie
Vagina Lollipop
Penis and Vagina Slippers
Silver Vulva Earrings
Would you wear a vagina accessory? Let us know in the comments
what and who defines “creepy”? or “disgusting?” or “perverted?” or “gross?”
there seems to be a PCness to them i find disquieting. they are loaded words
that seem to say: i want none of this as i am not able to accept it. people felt it “creepy”, although using their own vernacular, when women exposed their ankles.
when one says something is “creepy” one says more about their own state of awareness of us all being victims of our time/space culture.
usually the word “creepy” is used by women to label men who they deem too old
to be sexual anymore. its time to confront the facts of life here and accept that if
a man finds a young woman beautiful that does not make him a creep. i too will be an older man one day and i cant imagine not finding women in the prime of their sexuality alluring. its just not natural.
i think they are all beautiful and the vulva is the most beautiful thing in the world.
there i said it.
have alook at my etsy store mummymilly for pussy purses
That underwear is amazing and I want it.
LOL I found this pretty funny because I’ve never seen anyone sporting such an accessory before and can’t imagine it.
But to be honest…I would find it creepy for anyone to wear anything with genitals on it. I would find it weird to see both a penis or a vagina earring, necklace, etc…In my opinion, some body parts, along with the vagina, are not meant to be sculptured into jewellery (…such as your toes!).
I didn’t like the earrings…. everything else was pretty cool even if I wouldn’t wear some of it
I would eat that lollipop. I would lick it so hard! Bisexual and proud!
Wow, there are some terribly negative comments on here. I think all of these are beautiful, even the cookie, and the necklace, and the soap. How is it disgusting at all? It’s taking something that is taboo to talk about and making it into gorgeous art. VAGINA POWER!!! hahahha
I thought the most of it was cool but the necklace and the lollipop and the cookie…… that’s just naaaaaasty.
Lol~
That glow-in-the-dark thingie look cute :3
fowl is spelled foul
Ahaha! The bracelet and the clutch are actually pretty cute! Pretty sure i would avoid the cookie though
erm….yeah that’s kinda creepy….
can you imagine having to make that?!
0.O
SEXY……. love it!
Ewwwwwww!!! No WAY!! I would never wear/buy any of these!
Oh god. American culture is obsessed with sex. You’re a girl. We know you have a vagina. You don’t need to tell us with the soap you’re using.
American culture is most certainly not obsessed with sex.
American culture tries to avoid sex at all costs and instead focuses on violence.
Watch some British media and tell me they aren’t looser with their sex.
O.o
This weirds me out. I already have one to deal with.
your entire website is disgusting. this isnt normal stuff. this is for old sick perverted men. what normal person would wear a necklace of a vagina? maybe a drugged out porn star. why are you corrupting young girls mind with this crap???????????????
That’s a little mean . . . I happen to think its fashionable.
There are way worse things on the Internet than this. And let’s face it, nobody forced you or anyone to look at this.
OMG this website is awesome! it’s helped me with so many things! its all natrual and true and if it’s real we should know about it! it’s not corrupting us, it’s helping us!
Most of these pics came from etsy.com (note to self: never go there)
Other than those too realistic ones, I might wear some necklace like that. But I would never eat that cookie! Gross.
HAHAHAH OMG I’M DYING
@Cassidy – Yay! Someone who gets it!!
It’s FUNNY!! Oh my gosh i wiped tears laughing, then shared it with a very select group of ladies who i knew would laugh too 
And i’m a good Methodist girl 