But I’ve got to admit, even though I love kissing and it’s steamy and emotional and all that jazz, sometimes while it’s happening I just can’t help my mind from wandering. Seriously girls, I’m thinkin’ about a million things while I’m sucking face!
Does that mean that the guy is lousy at workin’ his lips? NO. Does that mean I have kissing-induced A.D.D.? NO. I’m pretty sure it’s totally normal.
And now, may I present the truth about what I think about when I’m making out:
1. THE “MAKING OUT OVERTHINK”
“Oh wow this one has some really nice lips, I can work with that! Hey man, we’ve been going at this for like 10 minutes already and I’m doing all the work here. He smells like Abercrombie. When is this guy’s tongue going to make a little cameo, huh? Doesn’t he realize what making out is? Oh there it is! No wait! Don’t go away yet! It keeps popping in and out of his mouth like a freakin’ meerkat! Did I just lick his teeth? Crap. I am totally screwing up. But, whatever, I didn’t get the best “material” to work with.”
“Oh wow! This guy is GOOD at making out! We are so in sync it’s crazy. I think our lips have literally become one. I wonder if this is going to turn into something more…SEXY. Crap did I shave? Hopefully I’m wearing cute underwear. Wait, Carson, you’re getting ahead of yourself. Play coy, girl. Maybe jut a boob graze? Maybe a little something more! But I’m a little rusty…what if I’m not the sexy minx I used to be? You got it girl, this cat’s in the bag! God he is so hot. BEST KISSER EVER.”
3. THE “WHAT DO I NEED TO DO TOMORROW”
“Hmmm…what do I need to do tomorrow? I need to fill out that job application, return that dress before it’s too late, I should probably just buy a new dress instead. Are there any more ice cream sandwiches in the fridge? I guess I need to go grocery shopping too then. I definitely need to do some sort of cleaning. I always need to clean something. Looks like tomorrow is going to be one busy day! Oh wait, am I still making out with someone?? Whoopsies…”
4. THE “FUTURE”
“I am so in love. He is perfect. I can see us kissing like this every day. It’s so sensual and romantic. I’m so happy in this moment right now, I hope it lasts forever. He will propose to me on top of the Eiffel tower. Oh you want to ask for my hand in marriage? I never knew! I do! I do! We will get married on a beach and have a little puppy be our ring bearer. We will live in a mansion in the Hollywood Hills, but also have a villa in the French Riviera… Just keep kissing me lover boy. Our future together is golden!”
5. “THE RANDOM STUFF I CAN’T EXPLAIN”
“I want to go to Sea World. I think I might be lactose intolerant. How many people have I kissed before? I have to get those new platforms for graduation. Is Diet Coke good for you? Bats are really freaky. I wish I spoke another language. Camel toes are so disgusting. I think I would look pretty cool with dip dyed hair. Pink maybe? Oh my god my half birthday is the same as my dog’s real birthday! Wait…what was this guys name again?”
So, now that you know the truth about what I think when I’m making out, why not dish on what you think when you’re making out? Tell me everything (the weirder the better!) in the comments!