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Somebody should have told Mariah about her camel toe! | Source: WENN
When I was a kid my mom put me in gymnastics classes with hopes that I would be the next U.S. Olympian in ribbon dancing or something. Obviously, that didn’t happen, but something else did… I learned of the infamous camel toe. For some reason it seemed like the older girls who were actually (unlike me) really serious about the sport and had been doing it for a long time had just never gotten around to buying new leotards as they got older. The girls got bigger and those pesky little leotards just stayed the same stinkin’ size.
Those older girls would walk by in a single file line heading to the vault or the high beam or who even knows but they all had something in common—something a little weird looking going on down there. I noticed it immediately. Seriously I’m not being dramatic, this repulsive image is scarred in my brain. It looked like leotard was, for some reason, much tighter in the middle area of their lady parts and looser on the edges. Which basically…. Made it look like their lady parts had been split in two or something!
Obviously, I had to ask my mom (since we didn’t have Gurl at the time) about my big “discovery” of the day and that’s when I learned that the official name for the abomination was “Camel Toe.”
Let it sink in for a second, ladies. I bet you’re starting to understand where the name came from… yes, it’s disgusting. I can bet you a ton of money that no girl in her right mind wants to walk past the dreamy person of her dreamiest dreams with a crotch disaster like a camel toe. I’ll set the scene.
Here's the real deal. Get it?! | Source: Shutterstock
Yes ladies, that is the image that we want to avoid. So, in a situation as dire as this one, there are certain things we’ve got to do to keep our privates well…private! We’ve got to always be on the lookout for hints of the Arabian Desert (camel joke? ehh nevermind) especially when it comes to tight fitting pants like hot pants, high-waisted shorts, leggings and even some tight fitting jeans. Before we walk outside in that bathing suit, we’ve got to make sure that it’s not riding up in the front. And by all means, (let’s make a little promise here) if we get a camel toe, we MUST take care of it before someone else notices!
And if you’re walking down the street with a big obvious camel toe, please don’t get offended when I call you out on that atrocious monster. I just saved you from losing the smooching partner of your dreams! You’re welcome.
Have you ever had to tell a friend she had a camel toe? Have you ever realized you had one in leggings or jeggings? Tell me about it in the comments!
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Wow… Okay… I have a camel toe. I wear sweatpants A LOT so this bullshit right up there? It can’t be JUST because of tight fitting clothes. I HATE skinny jeans. I HATE jeggings. I never wear them. I have one pair of leggings, a pair of yoga pants, & one tight bootcut jeans. But everything else isn’t tight. & Those are only 3 things in my whole wardrobe that I obviously don’t wear everyday. This bullshit doesn’t help. I’ve been looking up why you get camel toe & how to get rid of it. & THERE ARE NO GOOD ANSWERS except “wear looser clothes. your bathing suit must be too tight. your pants are too tight.” guess what, my bathing suit is a SIZE UP from what I am supposed to wear. It’s baggy & almost falling off YET YOU STILL SEE A CAMEL TOE. I am looking everywhere & none of you people help. It cannot just be from tight fitting clothes. & It can’t be that you have to go up a size. So this post is bullshit, JUST SAYING. & By the way, this post didn’t say anything about helping to get rid of camel toe or how to avoid it or even things to do to help it be less noticeable. Thanks for the “help.”
I get that you’re frustrated about not finding solutions to your situation, but your frustration led you to over look the fact that She Never Said She Had a Solution, she said she was going to TELL YOU WHAT IT WAS.
So, this post isn’t “bullshit”, she did what she set out to do. -Explain WHAT a “camel toe” is.
I’m with you in this Laura! I was hopping to get some help and I just can’t find any, it can’t be “go up a size and it’ll go away!” It doesn’t work.
Yes , i will be 17 this Sept 2013 and no matter if i shave down there
or i let the hair grow i got a camel toe, when i wear cacky pants
or shorts you can see my lips right through my pants they are big
i see guys look but i don’t mind it’s all part of life .lmao
The boys in my school love camel toes,but girls think it’s absolutely disgusting. I have one just about everyday because I wear skinny jeans.
Don’t listen to this. Guys (or at least all the ones in my class) love camel toes. And even if someone like me doesn’t “love” them, we still don’t care if a girl has one.
Girls, this is not necessarily good advice. Guess what? Guys love camel toe. You many not, but we do. Men are visual creatures, and we get turned on by it. Maybe you don’t want that, but if you do, cameltoe is among the best ways to get our attention.
Love us, hate us, don’t get us at all….but this is how we work. This is natural for us.
Why the heck are you turned on by that
I’m 13 and I’m 5’7 or 5’8 but I’m the tallest in my class and the shortest girl in my class(I have the biggest crush on her) had the biggest camel toe ever and she’s only like 4’7 or 4’8 and I’ve seen other girls in my class with camel toe and she might be the shortest but the biggest and every boy in the class saw it and I told her after school on Facebook so I don’t know if I did the right thing or not