We gave Pubes the Big Gurl Ten and she overshared her love of unicorns, Rusty Sprinkler, oh and the time she ate dog poop!
1. What’s your worst date story?
You just had to rub it in, huh? I’ve never been on a date. Unless you count watching boys skate at a skate park behind a barbed-wired fence.
2. If you could only have one food for the rest of your life, what would it be?
I shouldn’t even have to answer that. PIZZA. Duh.
3. Whose phone number do you wish you had?
The best, hottest, most talented male singer in the world, Rusty Sprinkler’s, of course!!! Sigh, drool, sigh, drool…
A magnificent unicorn with a pink silverly horn that can fly, and also read.
5. What’s your secret nickname?
On paper I’m “Pubertina,” but all my friends call me “Pubes” or “Pubey.”
6. What’s the guiltiest pleasure on your iPod?
It’s this song off one of those personalized cds you get as a kid–you know, where they insert your name into the songs? The song’s called “Pubertina Goes to the Zoo.” There are never songs on the radio about Pubertinas.
7. Best advice you ever got?
To be honest, all the advice I’ve gotten has been pretty awful. Like: “Wear a bag over your head.”
Once I got a pack of multicolored sparkly rubber bracelets for a dollar. But I had to eat dog poop first. It really wasn’t that good of a deal, now that I think about it.
9. Instant pick me up?
Frappamochachinawhatchamahcallits with whipped cream on top!
10. Describe the high school you in 3 words.
Boobs. Grow. Please?
What was your most embarrassing puberty moment? Let us know in the comments!