Have you met Pubertina yet? Well, she’s a little . . .*cough*awkward*cough* but that’s OK with us. Fifth grade is hard enough as it is, but being the only girl going through puberty in your class can totally suck. Acne, bra-less boobs, your first period, crazy hormones and emotions (or as I call them hormotions) are just a few things we don’t miss about being ten years old. Lucky for us we can relive our finer (umm, most embarrassing) moments through our new BFF Pubey.

We gave Pubes the Big Gurl Ten and she overshared her love of unicorns, Rusty Sprinkler, oh and the time she ate dog poop!

1. What’s your worst date story?
You just had to rub it in, huh? I’ve never been on a date. Unless you count watching boys skate at a skate park behind a barbed-wired fence.

2. If you could only have one food for the rest of your life, what would it be?
I shouldn’t even have to answer that. PIZZA. Duh.

3. Whose phone number do you wish you had?
The best, hottest, most talented male singer in the world, Rusty Sprinkler’s, of course!!! Sigh, drool, sigh, drool…

4. What’s something you’ve always wanted that you’ve never gotten?
A magnificent unicorn with a pink silverly horn that can fly, and also read.

5. What’s your secret nickname?
On paper I’m “Pubertina,” but all my friends call me “Pubes” or “Pubey.”

6. What’s the guiltiest pleasure on your iPod?
It’s this song off one of those personalized cds you get as a kid–you know, where they insert your name into the songs? The song’s called “Pubertina Goes to the Zoo.” There are never songs on the radio about Pubertinas.

7. Best advice you ever got?
To be honest, all the advice I’ve gotten has been pretty awful. Like: “Wear a bag over your head.”

8. Favorite bargain purchase?
Once I got a pack of multicolored sparkly rubber bracelets for a dollar. But I had to eat dog poop first. It really wasn’t that good of a deal, now that I think about it.

9. Instant pick me up?
Frappamochachinawhatchamahcallits with whipped cream on top!

10. Describe the high school you in 3 words.
Boobs. Grow. Please?

There’s a new episode of Pubertina every Wednesday at 3pm Eastern over on Shut Up! Cartoons. And we always post her latest, right here on Gurl!

What was your most embarrassing puberty moment? Let us know in the comments!

Next check out the first episode of Pubertina: Pubes Meets Rusty Sprinkler!

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