I’m seriously not usually a mind-in-the-gutter girl, but how can you not wonder how The Incredible Hulk’s pants stay on while all of his other clothes get ripped off in his transformation from a normal guy to a giant monster? I mean, I guess for decency’s sake, Joss Whedon and the team behind the movie didn’t exactly want a giant green penis flopping all over the screen (especially not in 3D! ACK!)–but couldn’t they at least come up with some quick explanation as to how his pants stay on? Like, he developed some sort of magic stretchy fabric that he uses to make . . . special magic Hulk pants?
In the movie, there is one scene where Dr. Banner wakes up after transforming back to human form and is completely naked–some random guy actually hands him a pair of pants–so I guess they were hinting that The Hulk’s pants eventually came off, but why bother at that point? I mean, we’d already seen him him all Hulked-out with his pants still completely intact. It makes no sense.
If anybody out there has an answer, let me know. I’m willing to suspend disbelief for lots of things–but those pants? Too much of a stretch.
What do you think about The Incredible Hulk’s pants? Are you glad you didn’t have to see The Incredible Hulk’s penis waving around at you in 3D? Tell me everything in the comments!