There’s nothing women love
more about a man than the size of his big, fat, gigantic–brain
. What’s a better way to decide whether your potential beau has got the geek wits to be your boo
(you know, aside from talking to him) than by the adorkable package he comes in? Check out these 15 geektastic
shirts that make us want to rip our clothes off. Sometimes you just have to see the signs and go for it, girls.
Who says “beauty” trumps brains every time? Umm, hopefully no one anymore. You should date a dork who is wearing one of these because it’s a sign that:
Love Isn’t Rational
He knows the anime version is the better
The Beets Killer Tofu Tour ’96
He gets all of your Doug jokes.
A Ryan Gosling Gosling
You’re both obsessed with Ryan Gosling.
Sick Sad World
He knows even the Darias of the world need some lovin’.
He remembers to feed your cat . . . as you so often forget. Woops.
I Have The Body Of A God
He embraces all body types.
He’s always dressed for the occasion.
All The Single Ladies
He respects your religious choices . . . and Beyonce.
Back That Thing Up
He’s responsible and not afraid to communicate what he wants.
He loves old school ’90s Nickelodeon shows like Salute Your Shorts.
Kids Today Have No Idea What This Is
I Choo Choose You
He’s not afraid to use a Simpson’s reference to tell you you’re his one and only.
Never Drink and Derive
He does his math homework . . . responsibly.
If You’re Not Part Of The Solution, You’re Part Of The Precipitation
He’s always standing up for a good cause.
Is your crush totally adorkable? Let us know in the comments!Next check out T-shirts Too Offensive To Be Funny!