He gets all of your Doug jokes.
A Ryan Gosling Gosling
He knows even the Darias of the world need some lovin’.
He embraces all body types.
He respects your religious choices . . . and Beyonce.
Back That Thing Up
He loves old school ’90s Nickelodeon shows like Salute Your Shorts.
Kids Today Have No Idea What This Is
He’s not afraid to use a Simpson’s reference to tell you you’re his one and only.
Never Drink and Derive
He’s always standing up for a good cause.
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