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We all know how much fun hooking up with the right person can be. When you’re spending some quality time under the covers with your crush or S.O., it doesn’t matter whether you’re just cuddling, making out or… doing other stuff… it’s awesome!
But unfortunately, as we all know too well, hooking up can turn bad – fast (just check out these hookup confessions). Maybe you’re with a terrible kisser, maybe the dude turns out to be a total jerk – whatever the reason, we’ve all had our share of hookup nightmares. And now that they’re over, it’s time to share! Copy and paste the survey into the comments and get ready to dish on your hookup nightmares.
1. First of all: describe the absolute worst hookup you’ve ever had.
2. Have you ever made out with a really terrible kisser? Why was he bad?
3. Has a guy ever accidentally hurt you while hooking up?
4. What’s the most embarrassing thing you’ve ever done or said during a hookup?
5. Have you ever had a pregnancy scare?
6. When having sex, has the condom ever broken?
7. Have you ever farted while hooking up?
8. Have you ever thrown up while hooking up?
9. Ever made out with a dude with really bad breath?
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10. What’s the weirdest thing a dude has ever said to you while hooking up?
11. Have you ever hooked up with a crush only to find out he’s a total jerk?
12. Were you ever pressured into hooking up when you didn’t really want to?
13. Have you ever queefed during sex?
14. Ever been caught naked with your S.O.?
15. Have your parents ever walked in on you in the middle of a hookup?
16. Have you ever bitten someone’s tongue by accident?
17. Have you ever gotten your period while with a guy – and got blood on his sheets?
18. Has anyone ever told you you were a bad kisser?
19. Would you ever be honest and tell someone if they were a bad kisser?
20. What are you most worried about when hooking up with someone?
The Morning After
1. First of all: describe the absolute worst hookup you’ve ever had.
Well it all started when i went to go and visit a boy in a private place at my academy, we talked for a while and then he kissed me, it went on like that for a while until my mentor (who is a pretty hot man and which i had been hitting on for a while) walked in and saw us in the process of making out :/
2. Have you ever made out with a really terrible kisser? Why was he bad?
No dont think so
3. Has a guy ever accidentally hurt you while hooking up?
No
4. What’s the most embarrassing thing you’ve ever done or said during a hookup?
Asking if we were going to get caught
5. Have you ever had a pregnancy scare?
No
6. When having sex, has the condom ever broken?
No
7. Have you ever farted while hooking up?
No definitely not!
8. Have you ever thrown up while hooking up?
No
9. Ever made out with a dude with really bad breath?
No
10. What’s the weirdest thing a dude has ever said to you while hooking up?
“Im supposed to be at my mums”
11. Have you ever hooked up with a crush only to find out he’s a total jerk?
No
12. Were you ever pressured into hooking up when you didn’t really want to?
No
13. Have you ever queefed during sex?
No
14. Ever been caught naked with your S.O.?
Semi-naked
15. Have your parents ever walked in on you in the middle of a hookup?
No
16. Have you ever bitten someone’s tongue by accident?
No but maybe my own
17. Have you ever gotten your period while with a guy – and got blood on his sheets?
No
18. Has anyone ever told you you were a bad kisser?
No
19. Would you ever be honest and tell someone if they were a bad kisser?
Probably not
20. What are you most worried about when hooking up with someone?
Getting caught
1. First of all: describe the absolute worst hookup you’ve ever had. Just didn’t have any control
2. Have you ever made out with a really terrible kisser? Why was he bad? No
3. Has a guy ever accidentally hurt you while hooking up? No.
4. What’s the most embarrassing thing you’ve ever done or said during a hookup? nothing.
5. Have you ever had a pregnancy scare? No.
6. When having sex, has the condom ever broken? No.
7. Have you ever farted while hooking up? No.
8. Have you ever thrown up while hooking up? No.
9. Ever made out with a dude with really bad breath? No.
10. What’s the weirdest thing a dude has ever said to you while hooking up? Nothing weird, he just kept repeating the same things.
11. Have you ever hooked up with a crush only to find out he’s a total jerk? No.
12. Were you ever pressured into hooking up when you didn’t really want to? Yes.
13. Have you ever queefed during sex? No
14. Ever been caught naked with your S.O.? No
15. Have your parents ever walked in on you in the middle of a hookup? No
16. Have you ever bitten someone’s tongue by accident? No
17. Have you ever gotten your period while with a guy – and got blood on his sheets? No
18. Has anyone ever told you you were a bad kisser? No
19. Would you ever be honest and tell someone if they were a bad kisser? Yeah
20. What are you most worried about when hooking up with someone? Pregnancy.
1. First of all: describe the absolute worst hookup you’ve ever had.
I’d already came like 3 times (at least… maybe more. Not sure) and he just couldn’t come. Eventually it hurt so bad I was bleeding and crying and sniffling and he said “do you want to suck on it? I can finish that way.” but it would taste like latex! (he was using a condom) EEW! so of course I said no… and it continued for 20 something minutes and it was just so painful.
2. Have you ever made out with a really terrible kisser? Why was he bad?
no
3. Has a guy ever accidentally hurt you while hooking up?
yeah, well he knew about it but it didn’t stop him (see #1)
4. What’s the most embarrassing thing you’ve ever done or said during a hookup?
When I lost my virginity I kept gasping in pain and once I queefed
5. Have you ever had a pregnancy scare?
yes
6. When having sex, has the condom ever broken?
no
7. Have you ever farted while hooking up?
no
8. Have you ever thrown up while hooking up?
no
9. Ever made out with a dude with really bad breath?
yes
10. What’s the weirdest thing a dude has ever said to you while hooking up?
the only person I ever hooked up with never said anything
11. Have you ever hooked up with a crush only to find out he’s a total jerk?
yes
12. Were you ever pressured into hooking up when you didn’t really want to?
all the time
Have you ever queefed during sex?
once
14. Ever been caught naked with your S.O.?
no
15. Have your parents ever walked in on you in the middle of a hookup?
no
16. Have you ever bitten someone’s tongue by accident?
yes
17. Have you ever gotten your period while with a guy – and got blood on his sheets?
no
18. Has anyone ever told you you were a bad kisser?
no
19. Would you ever be honest and tell someone if they were a bad kisser?
yes
20. What are you most worried about when hooking up with someone?
going to far
1. First of all: describe the absolute worst hookup you’ve ever had. ol dude took me in a room and flat out told me suck it
2. Have you ever made out with a really terrible kisser? Why was he bad? yes he just stood there and i did all the mouth work
3. Has a guy ever accidentally hurt you while hooking up?
yes
4. What’s the most embarrassing thing you’ve ever done or said during a hookup? i farted
5. Have you ever had a pregnancy scare?yes
6. When having sex, has the condom ever broken?no
7. Have you ever farted while hooking up?lol yup
8. Have you ever thrown up while hooking up?no
9. Ever made out with a dude with really bad breath?yes
10. What’s the weirdest thing a dude has ever said to you while hooking up?put his tongue in my ear
11. Have you ever hooked up with a crush only to find out he’s a total jerk?yeah
12. Were you ever pressured into hooking up when you didn’t really want to?yes
13. Have you ever queefed during sex?lol yea
14. Ever been caught naked with your S.O.?no
15. Have your parents ever walked in on you in the middle of a hookup?his sister did
16. Have you ever bitten someone’s tongue by accident?yeah but he liked it
17. Have you ever gotten your period while with a guy – and got blood on his sheets?no
18. Has anyone ever told you you were a bad kisser?no
19. Would you ever be honest and tell someone if they were a bad kisser?uhm if they were completely horribly disgusting..yeah
20. What are you most worried about when hooking up with someone?
that my dad would walk in the room
1. First of all: describe the absolute worst hookup you’ve ever had. Dude got on top of me while my family was in the other room yeah you don’t do that….
2. Have you ever made out with a really terrible kisser? Why was he bad? yes, HE DROOLED ALL OVER MY FACE!!!
3. Has a guy ever accidentally hurt you while hooking up? um no
4. What’s the most embarrassing thing you’ve ever done or said during a hookup?
idk
5. Have you ever had a pregnancy scare? no
6. When having sex, has the condom ever broken? no
7. Have you ever farted while hooking up? no
8. Have you ever thrown up while hooking up? no
9. Ever made out with a dude with really bad breath? yep eww
10. What’s the weirdest thing a dude has ever said to you while hooking up? idk I don’t usually listen to them
11. Have you ever hooked up with a crush only to find out he’s a total jerk? ya
12. Were you ever pressured into hooking up when you didn’t really want to? no
13. Have you ever queefed during sex? no
14. Ever been caught naked with your S.O.? no
15. Have your parents ever walked in on you in the middle of a hookup? no
16. Have you ever bitten someone’s tongue by accident? no
17. Have you ever gotten your period while with a guy – and got blood on his sheets? um no…
18. Has anyone ever told you you were a bad kisser? hahaha no
19. Would you ever be honest and tell someone if they were a bad kisser? I have lol it was soooo funny
20. What are you most worried about when hooking up with someone? I’ll be bad
1. First of all: describe the absolute worst hookup you’ve ever had.
He jumped on top of me and he moved his mouth way too fast
2. Have you ever made out with a really terrible kisser? Why was he bad?
yes , he was inexperienced
3. Has a guy ever accidentally hurt you while hooking up?
yeah , he put too many fingers in
4. What’s the most embarrassing thing you’ve ever done or said during a hookup?
havnt
5. Have you ever had a pregnancy scare?
n/a
6. When having sex, has the condom ever broken?
n/a
7. Have you ever farted while hooking up?
no
8. Have you ever thrown up while hooking up?no
9. Ever made out with a dude with really bad breath?
yeah , he had tuna breath
Bad hookup = sad face | Source: ShutterStock
10. What’s the weirdest thing a dude has ever said to you while hooking up? dunno
11. Have you ever hooked up with a crush only to find out he’s a total jerk? yeah
12. Were you ever pressured into hooking up when you didn’t really want to?yeah , i guy pressured me into giving him head
13. Have you ever queefed during sex? n/a
14. Ever been caught naked with your S.O.? yeah
15. Have your parents ever walked in on you in the middle of a hookup? no
16. Have you ever bitten someone’s tongue by accident?
no
17. Have you ever gotten your period while with a guy – and got blood on his sheets?
no
18. Has anyone ever told you you were a bad kisser?no
19. Would you ever be honest and tell someone if they were a bad kisser?no
20. What are you most worried about when hooking up with someone?that they r bad
Read more: http://www.gurl.com/2012/05/06/bad-kisser-survey/#ixzz232kzGMsN
1. First of all: describe the absolute worst hookup you’ve ever had.
This guy and I were hooking up and it was taking him forever to finish so I literally just laid there till it was over.
2. Have you ever made out with a really terrible kisser? Why was he bad?
Yes! He was bad because he would put his whole tongue in my mouth for every single kiss and then it like scraped my upper teeth so all of his spit would come off in my mouth…
3. Has a guy ever accidentally hurt you while hooking up?
I don’t think so.
4. What’s the most embarrassing thing you’ve ever done or said during a hookup?
Queefed
5. Have you ever had a pregnancy scare?
Yep..
6. When having sex, has the condom ever broken?
No
7. Have you ever farted while hooking up?
lol, yes.
8. Have you ever thrown up while hooking up?
Yep. Hot mess over here.
9. Ever made out with a dude with really bad breath?
Yeah it was terrible but he was nice.
10. What’s the weirdest thing a dude has ever said to you while hooking up?
He told me that he could sound like Barney…then grabbed my phone, showed me a video, and did the voice….
11. Have you ever hooked up with a crush only to find out he’s a total jerk?
Yess.
12. Were you ever pressured into hooking up when you didn’t really want to?
No.
13. Have you ever queefed during sex?
Yeah, it happens
14. Ever been caught naked with your S.O.?
I don’t know what that is so no?
15. Have your parents ever walked in on you in the middle of a hookup?
No no no nooo, they would freak!
16. Have you ever bitten someone’s tongue by accident?
No, how do you even manage to?
17. Have you ever gotten your period while with a guy – and got blood on his sheets?
Yeah, but he knew I had my period.
18. Has anyone ever told you you were a bad kisser?
Nope.
19. Would you ever be honest and tell someone if they were a bad kisser?
Yes, I already have
20. What are you most worried about when hooking up with someone?
If I should continue or stop.
1. First of all: describe the absolute worst hookup you’ve ever had.
NO ITS EMBARRASSING.
2. Have you ever made out with a really terrible kisser? Why was he bad?
Yes cause he slobbed everywere.
3. Has a guy ever accidentally hurt you while hooking up?
umm noo.
4. What’s the most embarrassing thing you’ve ever done or said during a hookup?
nothing i can think of.
5. Have you ever had a pregnancy scare?
fer surree.
6. When having sex, has the condom ever broken?
Dont use condoms.
dont get full effect. but i be fuckin clean niggas.
7. Have you ever farted while hooking up?
Yes.
8. Have you ever thrown up while hooking up?
no.
9. Ever made out with a dude with really bad breath?
yes.
10. What’s the weirdest thing a dude has ever said to you while hooking up?
“Have U Been A Bad Gir”
11. Have you ever hooked up with a crush only to find out he’s a total jerk?
Yes. Just Recently.
12. Were you ever pressured into hooking up when you didn’t really want to?
Yes Just Recently but he dnt no that.
13. Have you ever queefed during sex?
Noo. not during sex nope.
14. Ever been caught naked with your S.O.?
Yes.
15. Have your parents ever walked in on you in the middle of a hookup?
No But HIs Mom Walked In haah and said oh sorry ill wait haha.
16. Have you ever bitten someone’s tongue by accident?
not on accident.
17. Have you ever gotten your period while with a guy – and got blood on his sheets?
yes.
18. Has anyone ever told you you were a bad kisser?
nope.
19. Would you ever be honest and tell someone if they were a bad kisser?
nope.
20. What are you most worried about when hooking up with someone?
would this last..
1. First of all: describe the absolute worst hookup you’ve ever had. He was going down on me and obviously had absolutely no idea what he was doing. I appreciate the effort but I ended up just laying there waiting for him to give up because there was no way I was going to get off from that!
2. Have you ever made out with a really terrible kisser? Why was he bad? Yeah. He basically just sucked my lips into his mouth, making it impossible for me to kiss back.
3. Has a guy ever accidentally hurt you while hooking up? I’ve ended up with bruises on my hips and thighs.
4. What’s the most embarrassing thing you’ve ever done or said during a hookup? I’m sure I’ve said some really embarrassing things when hooking up drunk but I’ve blocked them out XD
5. Have you ever had a pregnancy scare? Yes.
6. When having sex, has the condom ever broken? No.
7. Have you ever farted while hooking up? No.
8. Have you ever thrown up while hooking up? No.
9. Ever made out with a dude with really bad breath? No. I think the second I smelled it I would be outta there!
10. What’s the weirdest thing a dude has ever said to you while hooking up? I can’t really think of anything weird. One guy would ask “What?” every time I moaned or made any noise and I wanted to just scream at him to KEEP GOING
11. Have you ever hooked up with a crush only to find out he’s a total jerk? No.
12. Were you ever pressured into hooking up when you didn’t really want to? No.
13. Have you ever queefed during sex? No.
14. Ever been caught naked with your S.O.? No.
15. Have your parents ever walked in on you in the middle of a hookup? No.
16. Have you ever bitten someone’s tongue by accident? No.
17. Have you ever gotten your period while with a guy – and got blood on his sheets? Yikes, no.
18. Has anyone ever told you you were a bad kisser? No.
19. Would you ever be honest and tell someone if they were a bad kisser? No.
20. What are you most worried about when hooking up with someone? Depends on the situation. If it’s just a hook up, I’m just thinking about having a good time. But if it’s someone I’m actually interested in, I worry a lot more about pleasing them.
1. First of all: describe the absolute worst hookup you’ve ever had.
Nothing really comes to mind. But once when a hookup and I were fooling around with our clothes on, my foot accidentally knocked over his lamp and broke the bulb lol
2. Have you ever made out with a really terrible kisser? Why was he bad?
I’ve never made out with a bad kisser.
3. Has a guy ever accidentally hurt you while hooking up?
Physically, no. Emotionally, yes.
4. What’s the most embarrassing thing you’ve ever done or said during a hookup?
Nothing that I can think of.
5. Have you ever had a pregnancy scare?
Yes
6. When having sex, has the condom ever broken?
No, not that I know of…..
7. Have you ever farted while hooking up?
Nope, a couple of close calls though lol
8. Have you ever thrown up while hooking up?
No
9. Ever made out with a dude with really bad breath?
Nope
10. What’s the weirdest thing a dude has ever said to you while hooking up?
He gave a frustrated sigh and said “You don’t love me” This was the first time he and I had sex together and he was only in me for a couple minutes. I was speechless.
11. Have you ever hooked up with a crush only to find out he’s a total jerk?
I have hooked up with a crush, and I still have a crush on him. He did act like a jerk for awhile, but we’re fine now.
12. Were you ever pressured into hooking up when you didn’t really want to?
No
13. Have you ever queefed during sex?
Yes, once lol
14. Ever been caught naked with your S.O.?
No
15. Have your parents ever walked in on you in the middle of a hookup?
No thank goodness! His dad almost caught us though.
16. Have you ever bitten someone’s tongue by accident?
Never by accident
17. Have you ever gotten your period while with a guy – and got blood on his sheets?
I have had sex on my period, with and without a condom. But it never got on his sheets.
18. Has anyone ever told you you were a bad kisser?
Once. I didn’t want to make out with him, so he said “You’re no good at this” But another time when we hung out and made out this time, he couldn’t get enough of it and told me to kiss him longer.
19. Would you ever be honest and tell someone if they were a bad kisser?
No. I would just try different kissing styles.
20. What are you most worried about when hooking up with someone?
Getting pregnant. Thankfully the men I have had sex with were STD free and tested. And the next man I have sex with will be my husband on our wedding night
1. First of all: describe the absolute worst hookup you’ve ever had.
he went soft inside me
2. Have you ever made out with a really terrible kisser? Why was he bad?
my first kiss was terrible, he just jammed his tongue in my mouth!
3. Has a guy ever accidentally hurt you while hooking up?
yeah, but not seriously, and its usually something that we laugh about
4. What’s the most embarrassing thing you’ve ever done or said during a hookup?
oh too many things.
5. Have you ever had a pregnancy scare?
yes
6. When having sex, has the condom ever broken?
no
7. Have you ever farted while hooking up?
yes
8. Have you ever thrown up while hooking up?
lol yes…too drunkk
9. Ever made out with a dude with really bad breath?
no
10. What’s the weirdest thing a dude has ever said to you while hooking up?
referring to his penis: “he wants to play, and i think you might have a friend for him, but he forgot his raincoat” uhhhhhhh okkkkkkkk
11. Have you ever hooked up with a crush only to find out he’s a total jerk?
yes. hasnt everyone?
12. Were you ever pressured into hooking up when you didn’t really want to?
yes
13. Have you ever queefed during sex?
yes
14. Ever been caught naked with your S.O.?
yes. but it was by a friend so no big
15. Have your parents ever walked in on you in the middle of a hookup?
noooo
16. Have you ever bitten someone’s tongue by accident?
probably
17. Have you ever gotten your period while with a guy – and got blood on his sheets?
yes
18. Has anyone ever told you you were a bad kisser?
no
19. Would you ever be honest and tell someone if they were a bad kisser?
probably not
20. What are you most worried about when hooking up with someone?
babies
Ummm ok maybe i didnt get this right but . YOU PUNCHED HIM?!!!!!? GOSH . SERIOUSLY ..why?! because he MIGHT have faertd?! what if he didnt mean to? GOSH SAY SORRY. that was just mean!!!! if you dont say sorry he should dump you!!!! ODNT BE PROUD YOU PUNCHED HIM FOR NOTHING. WHAT IF HE PUNCHED YOU FOR FARTING? YEAH OK I KNOW IT WOULD BE DIFFERENT BUT STILL. gosh.
1. First of all: describe the absolute worst hookup you’ve ever had. We were getting it on and I fell off the bed, hitting my head on the nightstand. It kind of ruined the mood. lol
2. Have you ever made out with a really terrible kisser? Why was he bad? Yes, and there was WAY to much saliva coming from his mouth. Ew.
3. Has a guy ever accidentally hurt you while hooking up? Yes, but it a hookup can’t be that good unless there’s a few bruises.
4. What’s the most embarrassing thing you’ve ever done or said during a hookup? Besides falling off the bed, I’ve called out the wrong twins name.
5. Have you ever had a pregnancy scare? No.
6. When having sex, has the condom ever broken? I don’t think so…
7. Have you ever farted while hooking up? No.
8. Have you ever thrown up while hooking up? A little gagging, but not vomit.
9. Ever made out with a dude with really bad breath? No.
10. What’s the weirdest thing a dude has ever said to you while hooking up? You really look like your brother.
11. Hve you ever hooked up with a crush only to find out he’s a total jerk? Yes.
12. Were you ever pressured into hooking up when you didn’t really want to? No, because I’m a bitch when I’m not in the mood.
13. Have you ever queefed during sex? lol, yes.
14. Ever been caught naked with your S.O.? Once or twice.
15. Have your parents ever walked in on you in the middle of a hookup? No, but my brother has.
16. Have you ever bitten someone’s tongue by accident? Yes, but it obviously didn’t hurt because he moaned a second later.
17. Have you ever gotten your period while with a guy – and got blood on his
sheets? No.
18. Has anyone ever told you you were a bad kisser? No.
19. Would you ever be honest and tell someone if they were a bad kisser? Yes, but I’d also be glad to teach them.
20. What are you most worried about when hooking up with someone? How sore I’m going to be in the morning.
1. First of all: describe the absolute worst hookup you’ve ever had. Erm.. I dunno , I just hate it when guys bend you over backwards when your kissing , I’m not short.
2. Have you ever made out with a really terrible kisser? Why was he bad? YES. His breath smelled , he bent over to much , washing machine yuk.
3. Has a guy ever accidentally hurt you while hooking up? Yep , bashing their teeth of mine and hurting my back
4. What’s the most embarrassing thing you’ve ever done or said during a hookup? I dunno…
5. Have you ever had a pregnancy scare? No
6. When having sex, has the condom ever broken? never had sex
7. Have you ever farted while hooking up? haha no
8. Have you ever thrown up while hooking up? ew no
9. Ever made out with a dude with really bad breath? yes :/
10. What’s the weirdest thing a dude has ever said to you while hooking up? “so, hiya, um so” its like what.
11. Have you ever hooked up with a crush only to find out he’s a total jerk? oh god ya
12. Were you ever pressured into hooking up when you didn’t really want to? naah
13. Have you ever queefed during sex? havent had sex
14. Ever been caught naked with your S.O.? no
15. Have your parents ever walked in on you in the middle of a hookup? no !
16. Have you ever bitten someone’s tongue by accident? no haha
17. Have you ever gotten your period while with a guy – and got blood on his sheets? nope
18. Has anyone ever told you you were a bad kisser? no
19. Would you ever be honest and tell someone if they were a bad kisser? if they really wanted to know
20. What are you most worried about when hooking up with someone? dunno
1. First of all: describe the absolute worst hookup you’ve ever had.
Got caught by the cops, enough said.
2. Have you ever made out with a really terrible kisser? Why was he bad?
Yes! Bad breath, strange lip movements, too much tongue, etc.
3. Has a guy ever accidentally hurt you while hooking up?
Yes.
4. What’s the most embarrassing thing you’ve ever done or said during a hookup?
I can’t say I’ve really done or said anything embarassing, atleast nothing that stands out to me.
5. Have you ever had a pregnancy scare?
Yes. I think I was just more paranoid than anything though about having sex.
6. When having sex, has the condom ever broken?
No.
7. Have you ever farted while hooking up?
No haha
8. Have you ever thrown up while hooking up?
No, but I’ve come close
9. Ever made out with a dude with really bad breath?
Ew, yeah.
10. What’s the weirdest thing a dude has ever said to you while hooking up?
Too many things to name just one lol
11. Have you ever hooked up with a crush only to find out he’s a total jerk?
YES! I had a crush on this guy for like four years and one night we were hanging out and wound up having sex, he stopped talking to me and a month later he got locked up for theft or something.
12. Were you ever pressured into hooking up when you didn’t really want to?
Yeah
13. Have you ever queefed during sex?
no lmao
14. Ever been caught naked with your S.O.?
Yes, by the cops. It was a great moment, I cried and had a panic attack.
15. Have your parents ever walked in on you in the middle of a hookup?
Nooo
16. Have you ever bitten someone’s tongue by accident?
Yes
17. Have you ever gotten your period while with a guy – and got blood on his sheets?
No
18. Has anyone ever told you you were a bad kisser?
No
19. Would you ever be honest and tell someone if they were a bad kisser?
Yes, I have before
20. What are you most worried about when hooking up with someone?
Doing something stupid.
1. First of all: describe the
absolute worst hookup you’ve
ever had.
-my first time. we were like making out and i was so freaked i couldnt stop shaking LOL.. too much to explain the rest of it.
2. Have you ever made out with
a really terrible kisser? Why was
he bad?
-yesh. he slobbered all my mouth and it was such a sloppy kinda kiss! -.-
3. Has a guy ever accidentally
hurt you while hooking up?
-noo.
4. What’s the most embarrassing
thing you’ve ever done or said
during a hookup?
-Lmao, just lay there. or too drunk to grind, almost fell over.
5. Have you ever had a
pregnancy scare?
-like three -.-
6. When having sex, has the
condom ever broken?
-no. but I had a retard take it off and say it was broken.
7. Have you ever farted while
hooking up?
-Haha, no.
8. Have you ever thrown up
while hooking up?
-afterwards?
9. Ever made out with a dude
with really bad breath?
-don’t think so..
10. What’s the weirdest thing a
dude has ever said to you while
hooking up?
-lol can’t remember..
11. Have you ever hooked up
with a crush only to find out he’s
a total jerk?
-every guy I’ve hooked upwith is a jerk =P
12. Were you ever pressured
into hooking up when you didn’t
really want to?
-First time. and I’ve had to kiss dudes I never wanted to._.
13. Have you ever queefed
during sex?
-Nopee.
14. Ever been caught naked with
your S.O.?
-uh no?!
15. Have your parents ever
walked in on you in the middle
of a hookup?
-I’ve had theguys parents walk by and not notice?
16. Have you ever bitten
someone’s tongue by accident?
-once. lol we laughed bout it though.
17. Have you ever gotten your
period while with a guy – and got
blood on his sheets?
-Thank gawd, noo.
18. Has anyone ever told you
you were a bad kisser?
-no way (;
19. Would you ever be honest
and tell someone if they were a
bad kisser?
-no, I’d feel mean.
20. What are you most worried
about when hooking up with
someone?
-uhh what they are thinking of how i look. i guess aha
1. First of all: describe the absolute worst hookup you’ve ever had.
My first hookup was so bad because it was just really awkward since I had no clue what to do. He started using tongue and it was all way to new to me so I backed away and he got the idea that I didn’t like him! Oh no!
2. Have you ever made out with a really terrible kisser? Why was he bad?
Yes! I started hooking up with this guy, but it was terrible because he kept biting my tongue. It actually hurt, and I think he had grills; it sure felt like it at least!
3. Has a guy ever accidentally hurt you while hooking up?
Yeah, the guy that was biting my tongue.
4. What’s the most embarrassing thing you’ve ever done or said during a hookup?
eh idk
5. Have you ever had a pregnancy scare?
No.
6. When having sex, has the condom ever broken?
I’m a virgin.
7. Have you ever farted while hooking up?
Thank God no!
8. Have you ever thrown up while hooking up?
ew, no
9. Ever made out with a dude with really bad breath?
eh not really
10. What’s the weirdest thing a dude has ever said to you while hooking up?
“ur so beautiful” it was to random and it felt really scripted
11. Have you ever hooked up with a crush only to find out he’s a total jerk?
a little bit but I don’t really care so much
12. Were you ever pressured into hooking up when you didn’t really want to?
kinda but at the same time I just wanted to do it
13. Have you ever queefed during sex?
no
14. Ever been caught naked with your S.O.?
yes! omg it was soo awk. so we were hookingup and we both didnt have shirts on and then this mom and son(like a little boy) walk in the room and we quickly run away but then she yells at us
15. Have your parents ever walked in on you in the middle of a hookup?
no
16. Have you ever bitten someone’s tongue by accident?
no
17. Have you ever gotten your period while with a guy – and got blood on his sheets?
no haha
18. Has anyone ever told you you were a bad kisser?
no
19. Would you ever be honest and tell someone if they were a bad kisser?
maybe if i didnt like them, or if they asked
20. What are you most worried about when hooking up with someone?
weather im good or bad
1. First of all: describe the absolute worst hookup you’ve ever had. He was a terrible kisser. I lied and told him I had to go.
2. Have you ever made out with a really terrible kisser? Why was he bad? Yes. He was like a cow. It lasted 3 seconds befor I stopped him.
3. Has a guy ever accidentally hurt you while hooking up? He accidentally threw me on the floor while trying to filp me on top of him XD
4. What’s the most embarrassing thing you’ve ever done or said during a hookup? I fell, he told me he would kiss where it hurt and I said “everywhere….especially my lips.”
5. Have you ever had a pregnancy scare? Nope.
6. When having sex, has the condom ever broken? Nope.
7. Have you ever farted while hooking up? No.
8. Have you ever thrown up while hooking up? No.
9. Ever made out with a dude with really bad breath? Yes. Same dude who kissed like a cow..
10. What’s the weirdest thing a dude has ever said to you while hooking up? Nothing really weird ;p
11. Have you ever hooked up with a crush only to find out he’s a total jerk? Yeah :/
12. Were you ever pressured into hooking up when you didn’t really want to? Kind of. I wanted it, but was scared.
13. Have you ever queefed during sex? No.
14. Ever been caught naked with your S.O.? No.
15. Have your parents ever walked in on you in the middle of a hookup? No…but his have..
16. Have you ever bitten someone’s tongue by accident? Nope.
17. Have you ever gotten your period while with a guy – and got blood on his sheets? No, thank god.
18. Has anyone ever told you you were a bad kisser? Nope
19. Would you ever be honest and tell someone if they were a bad kisser? Ahh, probably not :p
20. What are you most worried about when hooking up with someone?
Getting caught by somebody, because I’m supposed to be the innocent girl…and I feel like a whore..