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Honestly isn’t always the best policy, especially when it comes to dealing with dad. Sometimes a little (or less than little) fib goes a long way to keep the peace—and your driving privileges! There are more than a few things for dad to never know about.
Check out these top funny (but true!) lies we say to dad in the moments that matter most. You just might have used a few of these to get out of a tight spot already!
Money
She said: My savings account? Oh yeah totally for next month’s car insurance. Yup.
She meant: Pfft right. Try that new Dooney & Burke tote. There’s a small chance I’ll get in an accident…but a 100% chance I need a new beach bag!
Meeting the New BF
She said: Daddy this is Jack. He’s taking me to prom.
She meant: Yes, prom…and third base.
Is He a Bad Dude?
She said: Dadddd stop grilling him! Jack’s a good guy I promise. No he’s never been arrested, jeez!
She meant: He’s never been caught—he made an awesome run for it after the cops broke up the kegger at his house last weekend!
Date Nights
She said: Omg daddy you’re so paranoid! Nooo Jack and I were watching a MOVIE last night, duh! That’s totally what you heard.
She meant: You heard precisely what you feared you did, father.
Getting Out of Doing Work
She said: Could you change the oil in my car for me, pleeeaaaase Daddy? I don’t feel good, my period is super heavy this month and I’ve got cramps.
She meant: I also just got a mani and there’s no way I’m getting it all nasty messing with the car. And my period isn’t for another five days.
What’s In My Purse
She said: My bag? Oh I’ve just got a bunch of books in there, that’s why it’s so stuffed and heavy.
She meant: It’s jam packed with a flat iron, 5-inch wedges and a dress you’d never let me out of the house in. You really think I wear jeans and a hoodie to go out? Seriously?
Do you agree that these are things for dad to never know about? Do you fib to your dad once in a while? Spill everything in the comments!
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i used the movie thing once sike naw
I agree with regard to the sexism. The two that really got me were the irresponsible spending on a purse (because as we all know, women can’t manage money and just spend on material possessions instead of being responsible) and the “Ew, I can’t change the oil in a car! I’m a WOMAN, I can’t get my nails dirty!” This is the most sexist crap ever. Seriously, this site is an odd fusion of feminism and sexism at the same time. I’m confused.
Dude I always tell my dad about my period symptoms to get out of stuff! i dont think he even knows a period comes once a month, because i use the excuse like 3 times at different parts of the month. Ive also used the “books in my bag” excuse. But its not like i was hiding it from both my parents. It’s one of those things that your mom has no problem with but your dad will blow a fuse and then some.
I lie to my dad ALL the time! And he never suspects a thing!
I lie to my dad ALL the time! And she never suspects a thing!
none of this is true for me… lol .
Umm they kind of tried to make it like were all having sex when not everyone one is im not!
My dad wouldn’t really care if I was in pain or not. He’d say “The world is full of pain, suck it up and get to work the oil doesn’t change itself.” Also, the whole I want to buy a new purse and I stuffed it with a hair iron, I don’t even bother about that stuff. I have more interesting things than worry about how people think I dress.
Lol none of this is true for me. Im really honest with my dad. Its more like a ‘you stay out of my way and i’ll stay out of yours’ relationship. He still likes to think i dont have a period, much less have sex.
i never told my dad anything. he hardly even knows my birthday.
All the ‘her’ answers seem to be from a spoiled brat.
i totally agree! majority of girls are not like this, and if they are, they are way to spoiled (like you said).
I agree too. The only one of these that’s a bit true for me is the prom one…
but really my dad and I have a close relationship and I don’t lie to him. But who the hell would tell their dad about how their feeling during their period?!
Uh… this is kinda stereotypical and sexist don’t you think? I for one don’t care about a new beach bag… or stuff my purse with a bunch of beauty crap. I found this just a smig offensive.
I think I’d rather suck it up and change the oil in my car than describe the symptoms of my current period to my father…
i would never tell my dad i had cramps…lmao
lol this is hillarious…. but never used ONE lolz. My dad isn’t around, so thankfully i dont have an overprotective father!
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So true.