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Major eye-roll.
So, what are blue balls, anyway? Are blue balls real? Can a guy die from having blue balls? Let’s set the record straight!
First of all, blue balls are a real thing that happen to dudes when they’ve been sexually turned-on, but have not had the release of an ejaculation. See, when a guy gets aroused, more blood than usual goes to his penis and testicles (i.e. his balls). If the blood stays there for a long time, and there’s no release, it can be painful. Now, obviously I’m not a guy, but I’ve heard that it can feel like anything from a slight throbbing pain to super terrible, someone-kicked-you-really-hard pain.
Okay, so now that we know blue balls are real, and what causes them, here are some handy facts to keep in mind the next time a guy complains to you about blue balls:
* Nobody will die from having blue balls. They hurt, sure, but they’re not deadly.
* Guys can bring themselves to orgasm on their own if needed to release the pressure and get rid of blue balls–or, eventually, the pressure will go away over time.
* Just because he has blue balls doesn’t mean you should feel guilted into having sex with him! It’s not your fault, you did nothing wrong, you owe him nothing, and he can fix it on his own if he wants.
Has a guy ever told you you gave him blue balls? What do you think about guys who tell girls they “have to” have sex with them because their blue balls hurt? Tell me what you think in the comments!
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As a guy I want to let you know when some guys get blue balls it hurts so bad some time you don’t even want to move cuz it hurts more also we ask our love for help cuz jerking off can’t help I seen myself jerk it five or six times and I still have the pain but as soon as my girl helps blowjob or handjob its gone so if you girls help us from the get go then we don’t have to complain about if and make u desk guilty most of us don’t mean to we just really need the cuz it feels better and gets gone faster too then jerking it. An also sometimes we can’t help but get turned on aka when our women look so good we can’t help it its going to turn us on or even if you walk out from the bathroom in towel being wet or if we are making out and u turn over and go to sleep saying your too tired that’s just a tese and one more if we are lying down and you get change seeing you girl naked is a very big turn on for us most guy who love our girl so much just little things can turn us on so in my nice way of saying if you really love your man and if ask for then maybe you shough just so they don’t get that pain or if don’t feel like you don’t want to do stuff like that with him maybe it means you needed someone else as you might have lost your attachtion to him or try doing somthing togather to get that back ad I see right now lack of sex or foreplay is what’s killing marriages these day. In ky last note yes some guys are jackass who do that but u got to remember when you right the things there some nice guys out like me who feel neded and guilty to ask for the help but really do need the help I do take ofince how you word your hole thing
My man told me he had blue balls and went on for ages tryna make me feel bad for saying no ti having it up my ass im more then glad he has blue balls karma is a bitch he even tryna fake cry about his balls
Arrr Matey, WTF?
In my opinion, any guy that’s trying to use blue balls as a guilt trip for sex isn’t really suffering blue balls.
When I have blue balls the very last thing I want is any kind of further arousal or any sort of physical interaction down there. Once the pain is on it just hurts too much to do anything strenuous with that area of the body. Sexual release might work, but unless it’s a really mild case, it’s just too difficult to work through the pain to get it. If your boyfriend can walk without any apparent hesitation or issue, then his cause of blue balls is either very mild or a lie.
The best thing to do in my experience has been to pop some over the counter painkillers and wait for the pressure to lessen. It usually does after an hour or two, unless the guy is idiotic and keeps fixating on sexual things (and that’s his fault for fixating, not the girl he fixates on). So if your boyfriend has got blueballs, kindly direct him to the medicine cabinet
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?? IF I HAVE BLUE BALLS I EITHER GET MY WOMAN TO SORT IT IF SHE DOESNT I GO HOME TO MASTURBATE AND IT FEELS AMAZING WHEN YOU ORGASM… painkillers hahaha
Can a boy get blue balls from std’s or anythin
I can tell you that my so called “best friend” who is a bloke was watching a film with me whilst spooning he then got sexually aroused and told me his story from having blue balls telling me that it was hard for him to ejaculate, he then told me that I had caused him to get blue balls and guilt tripped me into having sex with him. Now I have found out he could have sorted himself out I feel used, what a so called mate ey??.
ok my boyfriend did this to me one night and just kept complaining and complaining bout “blue balls” after we were making out for awhile and fooling around for bout an hour but i was on my period and didnt wanna have sex. he kept complaining to me then finally got nasty and called me a teasing bitch. so i told him ill give him something to complain about and kneed him very very hard in his “blue balls”. he dropped to ground fast screaming and moaning. i think the blue balls made him getting hit there that much more painful. he said he went home and tried to get off but couldnt get an erection from the pain of me kneeing him so the next day his balls throbbed in pain most of the day. i felt bad a little but he shouldnt of called me a bitch.
your scum
Don’t start sexual activities, if you don’t want to have sex. Guys work differently, hormones stat pumping during sexual arousal. It’s understandable, if he feels he has been tricked, if you deny him after an hour of foreplay. Well, he was a whiny bitch… blue balls shouldn’t cause severe pain itself, it is a sign of something more serious.
My wife never seems to mind, in fact it gets her going. Bad me according to the end of said article.
I have giving a guy blue balls. Them guilting girls into having sex with them because they have blue balls aint right. guys need to grow up and relize girls arent their slaves..
Women here are haters. Apparently you all have self control and have NEVER guilted anyone into anything. Please, women play that game better than any guy I know.
Blue balls… ugh. I have a severe case of vasocongestion and sperm build up in the van’s deferans within the scrotum every time I’m aroused and don’t get off. Some guys say its not always painful and people say its not as painful as possible every time this happens. Please speak for your fucking selves… unfortunately have the worst pain possible with only about 20-30 of for play and no sex. Its EVERY SINGLE TIME, and the only way to fix it is to have sex or masturbate. If I do it to late, the pain still comes but does go away in about 3 hours of fucking shitty not wanting to move pain. Girls, please take your man to a doc before playing with them. It will cause a shit load of issues if your a prude tease. Not to mention, Why the fuck do people think guys are trying to manipulate girls? Oh hi yea we could have sex ooooorrr I could go masturbate in your house… What sounds more pleasing to both party’s? Its not manipulation as its actually common courtesy to ask for sex, its not like were forcing you to do it… Get your shit together and stop being stingy bitches. I love my girlfriend, she didn’t understand till I was hospitalized for 3 days from almost losing my left nut because it was so bad. Now she feels bad because I almost lost the ability for us to have kids because of epididimytus was a side effect and became awful do to both things taking place. So please, everyone speak for yourselves. It is real, it feels like child birth if not a hell of a lot worse seeing as kidney stones weren’t as painful and thank you, have a nice day.
I currently have blue balls and it sucks so bad that I had to google how to get rid of them lol …. The sad part is, is that I had to read it from some girls team help website to learn about it haha ??? Wiiiierd
If you think Blueballs are bad,I’ve had Yellowballs.I learned one thing from it.Never eat Cheetos and masterbate at the same time!
I only get blue balls if I’m having sex and I wait too long to ejaculate. If I go longer than about an hour and a half without releasing I get it. I think mine happens because of the balls smacking her so many times, I have never gotten them unless they smack something over and over again.
This process is called vasocongestion it’s when a man gets aroused. His arteries pump more blood than usual to the testicles and penis and the veins constrict trapping the blood in the genitals. When there is no orgasm this vasocongestion process still is in full swing for a while depending on the level of arousal.
Long story short when I’ve had this happen to me it creates a throbbing pain that comes up all the way to my stomach. Your right no guy should have to guilt you into having sex but don’t expect a call. This is a painful process and you girls should know it happens to you too.
I am a girl and yes I do believe in blue balls. My fiance gets them sometimes but we both want to remain virgins until marriage so when he Does get them I feel bad because I love him and I want to at least get him off (ya know using my hands, mouth). When he tells me if he’s hurting I say ” Aww baby. Come here” and i’ll kiss him and do what needs to be done. He loves and is greatful and respects me deeply for caring so much about his needs. AND i get ‘pink ovaries’ which is the female version of blue balls. If I’m aroused and don’t get relief for a long time afterwards sometimes, I get a bad tummy ache or painful cramps like i would get on my period. Yes it’s real. And technically it COULD be used as an excuse to be manipulative. BUT if your with someone that loves you and is attractive to you, wouldn’t you want them to feel loved and taken care of?
First off, never let a guy manipulate you into having sex with him just because he’s got blue balls. That’s already been said, but it’s important.
Troy is wrong; it is real, but it usually isn’t all that bad. Most of the time it’s nothing more than a feeling of pressure down there, but on rare occasions it can be extremely painful. It felt like I’d been kicked in the balls tonight from going too many days without release and then getting too worked up. If you want to have sex, go right ahead. But if you don’t, he can just masturbate.
I dont believe in blue balls, I make sure my bf doesnt use this excuse, I love to play with him… I actually am addicted to his penis and balls. All I can say is girls… If youre man is saying he has blue balls he clearly wants you, which means you must be good for him right? Dont let him think you buy it though because it is manipulation. If a couple is honest with each other you will be naturally drawn 2 each other sexually. You cant lose anything by trying huh?
Wow, you guys are easy and stupid. It’s amazing that someone actually convinced the author of this sophomoric piece of crap that blue balls are real… But even more amazing is commenters are buying into it.
I am a guy and blue balls are utter bogosity… Totally made up… Only to convince weak minded girls into some pussy or a blowjob.
Grow up.
Blue balls are in fact real. I don’t know what troy is smoking…he must have never been aroused by a woman for a few hours. Probably one of those men who lose it when the wind blows.
Blue balls are a fact, medically proven and I have experienced them on multiple occasions. More so when I was younger then older, but it can still happen.
Obviously you’re either too big of a dick, too fat, too ugly, or too socially retarded to have ever had them, but I for one have. I was about 17 at the time and hanging out alone with my girlfriend for the first time alone in 4 months, so I already had tension, but the fact that she had started kissing me and rubbing my man hood got me harder than I had ever been, and to this day have never been that turned on again. And after about 5 hours of making out/ect… It felt like my testicles were clenched into a fist and got extremely sensitive. The taking a step felt like I had been dragging a boulder behind me, conveniently attached to my scrotum. I’ve had blue balls from girls several times, though not nearly as often as I hear other people mention, and after time the pain does go away. So go to a club find a beautiful woman and let her seduce you without release. You’ll be back apologizing for being a dick douche.
You’re an ignorant idiot. Blue balls is a VERY real thing, although it does not happen to all men. Just because it may not happen to you, it does not make it any less real!!
Blue balls are real. Try foreplay for 2 hours with a really hot woman and then get called into work. Ya… blue balls are real but it’s not that bad.
First of all, it’s true ladies you’re not obligated to have sex with a guy no matter what, but if you get him all hot and bothered and then tell him no he will grow to dislike you and he will also find a girl who won’t say no. then you lost your boyfriend. I’m not saying have sex with him to keep him but don’t make him horny and then just stop. Men need to have sex, it’s part of human nature. Testosterone makes men aggressive and a teenage boy produces a great deal of this during and after puberty. If you’re not ready for actual sex consider giving him a hand job or better yet a blow job. this is universally true for all men, swallow it, every last drop. Not only does this make his orgasm better, he will feel closer to you after. so it’s win/win! (the last part does not apply if you’re a slut, in which case you MUST swallow and you know why)
I’ve given my mate blue balls before and he does say it hurts like a b*tch but there is little that can make the pain go away. A tip to the guys, if you don’t think your girl (or guy
) is ready, try to keep from getting over excited. Blue balls is curable, but that ache is reaaaallly annoying. A tip to my females (or the respective male partner) if you don’t think your ready, don’t turn your beloved on. Its mean and it can send mixed signals which can disrupt the relationship. Set up the perimeters from the get go and avoid this painful situation!
Blue balls are real and can be very painful.
For me, at least, it takes hours of cuddle time to get them, so it’s not something you just slip into accidentally. I’ve only had it a few times. I guess that once I learned what it is and how it happened, I made sure to avoid those situations.
As I recall, once the pain is on, orgasming doesn’t do all that much to relieve the pain. You just have to wait it out.
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