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One of the most recognizable song lyrics ever? “I like big butts and I cannot lie…” Seriously, who doesn’t sing along to that song?! Butts are awesome, on both guys and girls, and we couldn’t think of a better way to celebrate your booty than to have you fill out a survey about it!
So how do you feel about butt? Do you wish it was different, or are you totally happy with what you were born with? We’ve got lots of questions about your butt and we want you to answer them! Just copy and paste the questions into the comments. Oh, and listen to “Baby Got Back” while you’re doing it… just makes it more fun.
1. Be honest: do you like your butt?
2. What would you change about your butt if you could?
3. What piece of clothing do you think flatters your butt the most?
4. Do you have a funny nickname for your butt?
5. Would you say you have a big butt?
6. Do you wear tiny bikini bottoms, or do you feel really self-conscious about them?
7. Would you ever wear a thong bikini?
8. Have you ever mooned anyone?
9. When it comes to underwear, what’s your favorite for your booty: thong, boy shorts, bikini cut or hipsters?
10. Which celebrity has the best butt ever?
J.Lo has one of the most famous butts of all time | Source: ShutterStock
11. Do people ever compliment you on your booty?
12. Have you ever let a guy touch your butt while hooking up?
13. Has anyone ever slapped your butt without your permission?
14. Who would you say has the best booty in the world?
15. What size jeans do you wear?
16. Would you ever consider getting plastic surgery to make your butt bigger or smaller?
17. Do you like showing off your butt in pictures?
18. What’s the weirdest thing anyone has ever said to you about your behind?
19. Do you do any exercises specifically to keep your booty in shape?
20. Which dude has the best butt ever?
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The Morning After
1. Be honest: do you like your butt? LOVE IT!!!
2. What would you change about your butt if you could? Nothing!
3. What piece of clothing do you think flatters your butt the most? THONG! <3
4. Do you have a funny nickname for your butt? Yup, Booty Jr.
5. Would you say you have a big butt? Yup
6. Do you wear tiny bikini bottoms, or do you feel really self-conscious about them? Wear them always.
7. Would you ever wear a thong bikini? Definatly.
8. Have you ever mooned anyone? A couple times.
9. When it comes to underwear, what’s your favorite for your booty: thong, boy shorts, bikini cut or hipsters? Bikini cut.
10. Which celebrity has the best butt ever? Hillary Duff <3
11. Do people ever compliment you on your booty? Yup.
12. Have you ever let a guy touch your butt while hooking up? Yup
13. Has anyone ever slapped your butt without your permission? Some pervs at school.
14. Who would you say has the best booty in the world? Me :3
15. What size jeans do you wear? Super tight!
16. Would you ever consider getting plastic surgery to make your butt bigger or smaller?
Bah, happy just the way I am
17. Do you like showing off your butt in pictures? YES!!!
18. What’s the weirdest thing anyone has ever said to you about your behind? It looks like a train. Lol?
19. Do you do any exercises specifically to keep your booty in shape? Yup, squats mostly.
20. Which dude has the best butt ever? My BF <3 <3 <3
1. Be honest: do you like your butt? yes
2. What would you change about your butt if you could? more athletic
3. What piece of clothing do you think flatters your butt the most? tight skirts, leggings
4. Do you have a funny nickname for your butt? no
5. Would you say you have a big butt? yes
6. Do you wear tiny bikini bottoms, or do you feel really self-conscious about them? i don’t care. i like my bathing suits small
7. Would you ever wear a thong bikini? no way
8. Have you ever mooned anyone? no. well wait i went streaking but i was wearing a thong, in front of my friend group which is girls and guys. does that count?
9. When it comes to underwear, what’s your favorite for your booty: thong, boy shorts, bikini cut or hipsters? thongs
10. Which celebrity has the best butt ever? demi lovat
11. Do people ever compliment you on your booty? yes
12. Have you ever let a guy touch your butt while hooking up? no, not yet
13. Has anyone ever slapped your butt without your permission? yes
14. Who would you say has the best booty in the world? my sis
15. What size jeans do you wear? 5
16. Would you ever consider getting plastic surgery to make your butt bigger or smaller? no
17. Do you like showing off your butt in pictures? i don’t mind i guess
18. What’s the weirdest thing anyone has ever said to you about your behind? nada
19. Do you do any exercises specifically to keep your booty in shape? squats?
20. Which dude has the best butt ever?
1. Be honest: do you like your butt?
-Yeah
2. What would you change about your butt if you could?
-To be completely honest, nothing
3. What piece of clothing do you think flatters your butt the most?
-My undies
4. Do you have a funny nickname for your butt?
-My boyfriend calls it Judy… (big booty Judy)
5. Would you say you have a big butt?
-Yeah
6. Do you wear tiny bikini bottoms, or do you feel really self-conscious about them?
-I would love to wear one but I’m self conscious about my
thighs
7. Would you ever wear a thong bikini?
-No
8. Have you ever mooned anyone?
-No
9. When it comes to underwear, what’s your favorite for your booty: thong, boy shorts, bikini cut or hipsters?
-Thong
10. Which celebrity has the best butt ever?
-David Beckham
11. Do people ever compliment you on your booty?
-Yes
12. Have you ever let a guy touch your butt while hooking up?
-Yeah
13. Has anyone ever slapped your butt without your permission?
-Yes
14. Who would you say has the best booty in the world?
-Beyonce
15. What size jeans do you wear?
6
16. Would you ever consider getting plastic surgery to make your butt bigger or smaller?
-Never
17. Do you like showing off your butt in pictures?
-Nope
18. What’s the weirdest thing anyone has ever said to you about your behind?
-That it shakes when I walk
19. Do you do any exercises specifically to keep your booty in shape?
-No not really
20. Which dude has the best butt ever?
-David Beckham
1. Be honest: do you like your butt? yeah
2. What would you change about your butt if you could? more round
3. What piece of clothing do you think flatters your butt the most? skinny jeans
4. Do you have a funny nickname for your butt? what the heck? nooo
5. Would you say you have a big butt? yes, but i love it
6. Do you wear tiny bikini bottoms, or do you feel really self-conscious about them? tiny
7. Would you ever wear a thong bikini? no
8. Have you ever mooned anyone? no
9. When it comes to underwear, what’s your favorite for your booty: thong, boy shorts, bikini cut or hipsters? boy shorts
10. Which celebrity has the best butt ever? nicki minaj
11. Do people ever compliment you on your booty? always
12. Have you ever let a guy touch your butt while hooking up? yeah
13. Has anyone ever slapped your butt without your permission? no
14. Who would you say has the best booty in the world? nicki minaj
15. What size jeans do you wear? M
16. Would you ever consider getting plastic surgery to make your butt bigger or smaller? no
17. Do you like showing off your butt in pictures? yeah
18. What’s the weirdest thing anyone has ever said to you about your behind? its really round
19. Do you do any exercises specifically to keep your booty in shape? just squats
20. Which dude has the best butt ever? michael jackson
1. Be honest: do you like your butt? Alittle
2. What would you change about your butt if you could? I’ll give it more lift
3. What piece of clothing do you think flatters your butt the most? My favorite pair of jeans
4. Do you have a funny nickname for your butt? No
5. Would you say you have a big butt? Sort of
6. Do you wear tiny bikini bottoms, or do you feel really self-conscious about them? I don’t really care about them
7. Would you ever wear a thong bikini? Not in front of someone! But yeah
8. Have you ever mooned anyone? lol, yep
9. When it comes to underwear, what’s your favorite for your booty: thong, boy shorts, bikini cut or hipsters? bikini cut
10. Which celebrity has the best butt ever? I don’t look at their butts….
11. Do people ever compliment you on your booty? Yep
12. Have you ever let a guy touch your butt while hooking up? Yep
13. Has anyone ever slapped your butt without your permission? Yep
14. Who would you say has the best booty in the world? My friend, Becca
15. What size jeans do you wear? 5
16. Would you ever consider getting plastic surgery to make your butt bigger or smaller? What!!! NO!
17. Do you like showing off your butt in pictures? No
18. What’s the weirdest thing anyone has ever said to you about your behind? “Why does your butt jiggle when you walk?” said my little brother
19. Do you do any exercises specifically to keep your booty in shape? No
20. Which dude has the best butt ever? My guy-friend, Austin
1. Be honest: do you like your butt? sometimes and sometimes not
2. What would you change about your butt if you could? more toned
3. What piece of clothing do you think flatters your butt the most? my yoga pants and tight dress
4. Do you have a funny nickname for your butt? no
5. Would you say you have a big butt? yes
6. Do you wear tiny bikini bottoms, or do you feel really self-conscious about them? both
7. Would you ever wear a thong bikini? no
8. Have you ever mooned anyone? no
9. When it comes to underwear, what’s your favorite for your booty: thong, boy shorts, bikini cut or hipsters? bikini
10. Which celebrity has the best butt ever? beyonce?
11. Do people ever compliment you on your booty? sometimes
12. Have you ever let a guy touch your butt while hooking up? ya
13. Has anyone ever slapped your butt without your permission? ya
14. Who would you say has the best booty in the world? I don’t know. Beyonce?
15. What size jeans do you wear? no clue. 0 or 1? maybe 2?
16. Would you ever consider getting plastic surgery to make your butt bigger or smaller? no!
17. Do you like showing off your butt in pictures? sometimes
18. What’s the weirdest thing anyone has ever said to you about your behind? it’s big?
19. Do you do any exercises specifically to keep your booty in shape? no
20. Which dude has the best butt ever? channing tatum
1. Be honest: do you like your butt? I love it, I can drive a pair of pants
2. What would you change about your butt if you could? no
3. What piece of clothing do you think flatters your butt the most? my boot cut jeans that I use for horseback riding
4. Do you have a funny nickname for your butt? No
5. Would you say you have a big butt? Yes, in a good way
6. Do you wear tiny bikini bottoms, or do you feel really self-conscious about them? no, if I jump off my diving board or from the edge of my infinity pool, I’ll get a wedgie!
7. Would you ever wear a thong bikini? maybe…
8. Have you ever mooned anyone? Yes, I mooned this really bitchy girl from 4th period on Halloween
9. When it comes to underwear, what’s your favorite for your booty: thong, boy shorts, bikini cut or hipsters? hipsters or boy shorts
10. Which celebrity has the best butt ever?J Lo
11. Do people ever compliment you on your booty? Si` viva la booty
12. Have you ever let a guy touch your butt while hooking up? yes
13. Has anyone ever slapped your butt without your permission? yes, and i nut punched them
14. Who would you say has the best booty in the world? J Lo
15. What size jeans do you wear? 2
16. Would you ever consider getting plastic surgery to make your butt bigger or smaller? no
17. Do you like showing off your butt in pictures? kinda
18. What’s the weirdest thing anyone has ever said to you about your behind? hey, nice butt, do the knockers come with it?
19. Do you do any exercises specifically to keep your booty in shape? yes
20. Which dude has the best butt ever? ??? they’re mostly flat
1. Be honest: do you like your butt?
Its ok
2. What would you change about your butt if you could?
I dont really know
3. What piece of clothing do you think flatters your butt the most?
My floor length red dress
4. Do you have a funny nickname for your butt?
No
5. Would you say you have a big butt?
No
6. Do you wear tiny bikini bottoms, or do you feel really self-conscious about them?
Self-conscious
7. Would you ever wear a thong bikini?
No
8. Have you ever mooned anyone?
No
9. When it comes to underwear, what’s your favorite for your booty: thong, boy shorts, bikini cut or hipsters?
Bikini cut
10. Which celebrity has the best butt ever?
Dont know
11. Do people ever compliment you on your booty?
Yes
12. Have you ever let a guy touch your butt while hooking up?
I let the guys hands wander at their free will
13. Has anyone ever slapped your butt without your permission?
No
14. Who would you say has the best booty in the world?
Dont know
15. What size jeans do you wear?
8
16. Would you ever consider getting plastic surgery to make your butt bigger or smaller?
No
17. Do you like showing off your butt in pictures?
No
18. What’s the weirdest thing anyone has ever said to you about your behind?
Someone walked past and said ” Well hello there, i like your butt”
19. Do you do any exercises specifically to keep your booty in shape?
No
20. Which dude has the best butt ever?
My boyfriend
1. Be honest: do you like your butt? Yes.
2. What would you change about your butt if you could? I want to make it fuller.
3. What piece of clothing do you think flatters your butt the most? Jeans with big pockets on the butt.
4. Do you have a funny nickname for your butt? Bubby.
5. Would you say you have a big butt? No.
6. Do you wear tiny bikini bottoms, or do you feel really self-conscious about them? I don’t wear them.
7. Would you ever wear a thong bikini? No.
8. Have you ever mooned anyone? Yes.
9. When it comes to underwear, what’s your favorite for your booty: thong, boy shorts, bikini cut or hipsters? Hipsters.
10. Which celebrity has the best butt ever? Jennifer Lopez.
11. Do people ever compliment you on your booty? Yes.
12. Have you ever let a guy touch your butt while hooking up? Yes.
13. Has anyone ever slapped your butt without your permission? Yes. I was angry as hell.
14. Who would you say has the best booty in the world? Nicki Minaj.
15. What size jeans do you wear? S.
16. Would you ever consider getting plastic surgery to make your butt bigger or smaller? Maybe bigger.
17. Do you like showing off your butt in pictures? Noo, it’s so distasteful.
18. What’s the weirdest thing anyone has ever said to you about your behind? That I have a flat butt.
19. Do you do any exercises specifically to keep your booty in shape? I do. I do cardio (kickboxing, pilates, dancing).
20. Which dude has the best butt ever? Mmm I would say Channing Tatum.