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My other bestie told me that when it came to blow jobs, you should fill your mouth with as much water as possible before heading south of the border.
“But . . . wouldn’t you, like, spit water all over them?” I asked. Even though I’d only kissed boys before, this seemed really, really wrong.
“Yeah duh,” she said, “they like that.”
Um no. They don’t.
So, I did the only logical thing—I turned to a guy for advice. My best guy pal was your quintessential horny teen boy, and was more than happy to give me tips on oral sex.
But he didn’t want to tell me . . . he wanted to show me. And I ain’t talkin’ about on a banana, neither. My dude friend proposed that he and I become friends with benefits, but in a very educational way. I’d go down on him, and he would give me tips and notes. Then, he would reciprocate, and vice versa.
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My mistake, of course, was assuming that hooking up with him wouldn’t be awkward. Since we couldn’t exactly get it on with parents in the house, we took refuge in his mom’s Mercedes SUV (omg so small and uncomfortable) and I got down to business. He had given me some pre-action tips like, “pull your lips over your teeth so you don’t scratch Mr. Wiggly” and “keep it as wet as possible.” Well, I tried.
I remember being shocked at how it tasted—normal. Like your finger. I don’t know why but I always assumed a penis would be flavored. Once I got passed that great shock, I realized that the word “job” is in the title of this activity for a reason. It’s a lot of work! Coordinating your hand with your mouth with your teeth with your other hand, all while wedged inside a compact luxury SUV. Thankfully, as a 17-year-old boy he didn’t take long to finish–but that’s where things went wrong.
I don’t know what I was expecting, but there was a lot more, you know, than my mouth was prepared to hold. I panicked, I didn’t know whether I should spit or swallow and then the most horrible thing ever happened: I coughed. And “it” went EVERYWHERE, spewing into the air and all over Zack’s mom’s leather upholstery. He burst out laughing but I wanted to crawl into the glove compartment and die.
And that’s the story of my first time going down on a guy–and how I got the nickname “Fountain.”
So if you’re worried about your first time being perfect, just know from a girl who has been there that well, it probably won’t be. But that’s okay–you’re normal, and anyone you hook up with (when you decide to!) is lucky–even if it is a little awkward!
Are you nervous about getting physical for the first time? Do you have a funny story about a first hookup? Tell us in the comments!
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I didnt give a guy a blow job till i was 20. And I did it of my own choice and with a guy I had been living with and been in a committed relationship with for 2 years. I had always said i would never give a bj, and he said he never liked them. (his ex’s told me he never liked them, and always went limp a few seconds in) .
Well to my amazement and his, he loved it, and so did i. He had to stop me so that he could pleasure me, and then move on so we could orgasm together.
I loved it.
the reason I wanted to share this short, uninteresting story was because i want younger people to be aware that no one can force u to do anything and you can choose.
I had been with many guys that wanted me to give them a bj, and i said no, and yes because i said no it ment we broke up, oh well more fish in the sea. Now I have my guy that i want to be with forever.
Be smart girls, be brave and be connfident
Ok fair enough this is a womans website, but me and my girlfriend are literally laughing at this, she showed these articles to me, and in my opinion they are completely biest, first of all, you make it seem as if guys are fucking horrors of the world, we dont always pressure you to give us blowjobs, its just some story that you use to get sympathy. Secondly, some women dont like to give blowjobs, but when it comes to their turn to recieve oral sex, they are over the hills. Honestly now, think about these articles before they get published, that includes the comments aswell, actually think about what you type before you submit because some of the crap that i have seen from these comments are just sympathetic lies to gain attention. This could really be a great website for women to chat with other women but at the moment, it is just a massive rip on guys, taking the piss out of us behind our backs, i am so glad my girlfriend is not this femistic, some of these girls need to grow up and become proper ladies. Thankyou for taking your time to read this message.
I gave my first when I was 14. I was pressured into it and I shouldn’t have done it. For a while after, I didn’t enjoy giving them.. But at 16, I met a guy who I was with for three years. We broke up when we were 19. During our relationship, I learned to love giving head. I enjoy the pleasure it gives my partner and it turns me on a lot. My partner always has to be respectful of me – I will decide if and when I want to swallow, or even have come in my mouth and I expect hygiene. If it’s not clean, it’s not going in my mouth. I ensure my genital area’s clean for them and I expect the same in return.
Well my names tamzin and. I’m 13. I’ve. Just gave my. First. BJ. , me and my bf were. At my houes. Watching a film. Becaues my. Parents. Were. Out and. After we watched the. Film he said to me “. Will u give me. A bj”. I was scared. It was my first time and. I. Did it and it wasint so bad. But after. I did it. He dumped me and. I havit seen or spoke 2 him since
So I’m 14 and I’ve done it twicce, first time was awkward and I’m pretty sure I bit him, but yea second time was soo much better, even managed to swallow lol doesn’t taste that bad… Don’t know what I was expecting it to taste like but oh well lol xD
Just wondering about the whole std/sti thing… I had a cut in my mouth and I didn’t realise I did, we didn’t use a condom should I get checked?:/
OMG this brings memories. I was only weeks short of being 13 when i did my first bj. I was at a guys house getting help with my homework and nobody else home. The guy told me a man’s stuff was good for your brain and I believed him. Yea I did it and swallowed all his jizz. Next day was another guy there to help me and yea, I gave them both blow jobs. That night I told my older sister about it and she explained all about sex etc. I stopped the tutoring but now I’m 16 and give my guy a bj because after he gets off he lasts so much longer when we have regular sex. No wham-bam thats all mam!!!
Omg my first blowjob was AMAZING!! Me n my bf had had sex a lot before but we were never very daring until one time after a party we left early n when we got to his car we started to make out. He was like why don’t you give we try a bjlowjob I was a bit nervous but I agreed. I had no idea wat to do so I just started to gently bite the end of his dick n he started to groan with pleasure. Afterwards he said that it was he best bj he had ever had. I now quite regularly giv him bj n he allways checks if he can cum in my mouth so sweet
Its kinda weird. Isnt it kinda gross u know…at the end. I am only 14 but why like do that? why not just have sex rather than doing something like that? It’s not for u its like more for the guy so yeah.
omg why cant cum and dicks taste good seriously it would make things so much easier. Ive noticed guys like eating girls but girls dont like sucking guys its boring and tastes bad. If ‘Mr wiggles” tasted good it wudnt be so bad
flavored condoms. Lol sometimes people in my middle school will just eat the condoms because they taste so good.
The first time I went down on a guy wasn’t all that great. I was pressured into doing it even though I wasn’t ready and wasn’t at all fond of the idea of having a man’s junk in my mouth.
It was last summer and I was on my way home with my boyfriend at the time(my first love, I don’t even know why) when we were passing the woods. We had talked about oral before and he knew where I stood, I thought it was utterly gross. He ushered me into the woods and practically begged me to do it while being an asshole at the same time. He told me how he drank pineapple juice and it would all be okay.
The thing about him was that he wasn’t the best at personal hygiene. I went down on him for a few seconds, definitely less than 10. The taste wasn’t awful but definitely not pleasant. The feel freaked me out the most. He asked if I could go further and proceeded to shove his manly parts farther in my mouth. I faked a gag and pulled away. I gave a flase apology and excuse about how I thought I was going to throw up because of my gag reflex(although that wasn’t what made me queasy).
I haven’t gone down on a guy since, and I don’t really plan on it.
I consider myself pretty lucky, and my experience was actually, kind of funny. Having close to zero experience I guess I started too eagearly and then, there it goes, the gag reflex ; I just loved the way he reacted, all concerned, asking me if I’m all right. Had a big laugh and carried on, then when he was close to…the big finale, he asks me if I want to swallow. Respectfully answer no, and that’s that.
Learned the importance of trying this kind of stuff with someone who really respects you, even though we are not in a formal relationship. First guy who sugested this was a total jerk about it, and just got blue balls from acting that way.
I don’t like doing blow jobs. After a while it gets so tedious and boring and I don’t want cum in my mouth : (
Ok so my first blowjob was alright.
I was kind of pretending I had done it before and I grabbed his dick and shoved it down my throat almost gagging.
For some reason there was allot of spit and my first move was to lick for some reason I thought it was good…
then he starts pushing my head up and down and he tried to grab my boobs.
I was really intimidated by the fact that he was trying to grab me there while I was giving him head.
He actually took awhile to cum and I was really bored, I didnt enjoy it and I hated it.
But once he came I swallowed it .
It still went EVERYWHERE.
all down my shirt, all over my face and his legs.
it was awkward after that, he said I was ok but I need to learn what im doing.
I havnt spoken to him since..
Haha my first time he put it right in to the back of my mouth and a gagged and as a reflex i kinda scratched him with my teeth…it was soo embarrasing!
hi my name is Abe Kendall and am 16 and i have done a blowjob on my boyfriend it went well to start. But i kept on getting fluff in my mouth.That because of his boxers.which away puts me off now.He said hes got to cum in my mouth hes never done that. But i think sometimes i think it me who not doing it good. But the most horrible bit is when i tried going right down and i gagged. It was so embarrassing :/ lol.
Also i want to know is i want to do it at first but i always stop whys that and am never in the mood.
by Abi
omg i cud not stop laughing when i read this!!!!!! bahahahahahaha
thats great you think for a 17 yr old boy he would pick a name more manly lol.
I was at a party the other day and my boyfriend really really wants me to blow him but I’m so scared. The last thing i want is a mouthful of you know what. He’s gonna be at the next party too but I don’t know if I’ll be able to tell him no. Help!
Just let him knwo that you are scared. If he loves you enough he will respect your choice.
well i think u would be much braver than me go and do it lol
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haha that must have been SO embaressing! haha and I can’t belive he called it Mr.Wiggley OMG I can’t stop laughing!
LOL i burst laughing whne you said you expected it to be “flavored” lol because i do to lol! but it really isnt? isnt giving blow jobs can give you s disease?
Yes, you can get STDs from any kind of sex (including oral), which is why condoms are so important. More likely, because cold sores are so common, you would be giving him one because the same virus that causes cold sores (herpes) can give you the same blisters on genitals, if exposed. So make sure to use protection, or get ‘em tested =)… besides that stuff is kinda gross XD