My First Time Going Down On A Guy

banana my first blow jobTruthfully, I’d had a massive crush on him forever, but had realized that he was never boyfriend material. This seemed like a good compromise. Besides, why fumble through countless awkward hookups when someone could teach you once and for all?

My mistake, of course, was assuming that hooking up with him wouldn’t be awkward. Since we couldn’t exactly get it on with parents in the house, we took refuge in his mom’s Mercedes SUV (omg so small and uncomfortable) and I got down to business. He had given me some pre-action tips like, “pull your lips over your teeth so you don’t scratch Mr. Wiggly” and “keep it as wet as possible.” Well, I tried.

I remember being shocked at how it tasted—normal. Like your finger. I don’t know why but I always assumed a penis would be flavored. Once I got passed that great shock, I realized that the word “job” is in the title of this activity for a reason. It’s a lot of work! Coordinating your hand with your mouth with your teeth with your other hand, all while wedged inside a compact luxury SUV. Thankfully, as a 17-year-old boy he didn’t take long to finish–but that’s where things went wrong.

I don’t know what I was expecting, but there was a lot more, you know, than my mouth was prepared to hold. I panicked, I didn’t know whether I should spit or swallow and then the most horrible thing ever happened: I coughed. And “it” went EVERYWHERE, spewing into the air and all over Zack’s mom’s leather upholstery. He burst out laughing but I wanted to crawl into the glove compartment and die.

And that’s the story of my first time going down on a guy–and how I got the nickname “Fountain.”

So if you’re worried about your first time being perfect, just know from a girl who has been there that well, it probably won’t be. But that’s okay–you’re normal, and anyone you hook up with (when you decide to!) is lucky–even if it is a little awkward!

Are you nervous about getting physical for the first time? Do you have a funny story about a first hookup? Tell us in the comments!

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  • longtallamy

    im wanting to start trying things, but 1. i dont know how to, and 2. my confidence level is below -100, what do i do >> help, i want to experiment with guys but tips would be handy x

  • Jane

    I have never done anything with a boy apart from kiss them but all my friends have all had sex and everything with a guy and they have all told me it is good that I haven’t done anything yet but a part of me wants to just so I can get it out of the way… I’m really nervous for when the day comes as I am a bit self conscious and I want to do everything right… Please help

  • right on!

    In response to the original writer of this story, I laughed SO hard when I read your response to the disappointing “taste” of a man’s penis. It tasted like “your finger!” I had the EXACT response the first time I ever sucked on a girl’s breast! I specifically recall as if it was yesterday how excited I was to tell all my friends I finally fooled around with a chick and fingered her and sucked her tits; now you have to realize that those two things are what all newly-pubescent boys dream of doing. Well, I specifically remember how excited I was the moment I was about to put her breast and hard nipple in my mouth…. Immediately followed by instant confusion and disappointment when justlike you I thought it tasted like your finger! My cousin remarked, “what’d you expect it to taste like, friggen strawberries!?!” I don’t know what I expected to tell the truth, but all the times I fantasized about it I just figured it must be heavenly and taste something equivalent to that! LOL!! The funny thing is right after sucking her tits I fingered her and then attempted to go down on her which ruined my p**** eating experience for several years after because I guess she didn’t prepare for fooling around because she smelled AWFUL!! I remember I almost gagged. For years after I was terrified to go down on a girl. Thankfully I’be been over that for years now and it is my favorite thing to do to a woman; so much so in fact I prefer it over getting head. Yeah, for real. It really blows my mind that there are so many men out there who look at going down on a woman as an act of giving dominance over to the woman. So dumb, I think its just because they dont know what they are doing and don’t want to look stupid. But all that aside, imagine how horrible my first time was… Finally sucked a tit and WHADD’YA know, taste like a finger!! Like nothing!! On to a juicy vagina, the holy grail of every young boys fantasy, and WHADD’YA know, smells like a fish died and was half rotten inside for weeks!!! LOL!! Ahhh, good times. Good times. The experiences of life! :)

  • jfidkjfujikfcj

    Well it was my guys birthday, and he had already gone down on me so of course I felt obliged to return the favour. I was so nervous, I had never done it before but I wanted to. For him, because I loved him (and still do!). Well honey I tried my best, and for all the people wondering how, I started with licking slowly from the very bottom to the very tip. Kiss the tip a couple times (make eye contact during this!) this drove him absolutely crazy, and I was barely even getting started. Then you just take it right in and gage how far down you can get. The farther the better. For the part you can’t get, you just wrap your hand right around it and follow the motion of your mouth with your hand. My guy tells me when he’s close and that makes it very hot for me. Keep going and as you go down the shaft, use your tongue. A lot. It drives my guy nuts. Suck a little but not too hard. He likes to gently stroke my hair while im at it(super hot as opposed to pushing my head down, yuck!). Well when he finished in my mouth, I swallowed as a first instinct and he was so impressed. After he was done I kissed the tip a couple more times and smiled, proud of myself. He told me it was amazing and asked if I was experienced. It made me feel pretty damn sexy. To this day I LOVE giving head. Its something I crave.

  • Olivia Edwards

    I remember when me and my boyfriend made love..
    It was in my home when my parents went abroad for 10days for a business trip.
    And we had sex for those awesome ten days..
    My first day with him was a total mess but he(my bf) guided me well..
    And its been 11months we had sex and now we are engaged and we still remember those days

  • Jenna

    My first time was terrible. It was at my bf’s house and I was so nervous. It took a while and I think I was hurting him at first but once I got the hang of it and my rhythm down, he started to get into it. Well a few minutes later we found out we weren’t alone as his grandmother came into the room. Startled, I lifted my head up quickly and as I did, he came all over the place. I was horrified and never stepped foot back in his house again.

  • Kayla

    Funny I ran across this story. I just went down for the first time on my bf yesterday & it was awesome. We’re both virgins and that was the first time i’ve ever sucked a dick & first time he’s ever gotten it. Does anyone know why he didn’t cum? Im thinking its because we had limited time because he parents had left us alone for about 20 mins to go to the store, so we kept looking out the window of his room making sure they werent back. He did have a hard time staying hard…that normal?

    • wow

      It’s normal, not like he was not into it but he had tension on him of his parents arrival and didn’t want to be caught off guard. Next time it should be in a more comfortable place, you would enjoy it to the fullest.

  • Don j.j

    I just relieze my gf liike oral sex

  • Brian

    So many girls are told to grip a guys cock as tight as they can. It’s so funny. Obviously everyone likes different things…but my first girlfriend grabbed me so tight the first time we fooled around that I couldn’t imagine why she would think I would like that. Luckily, I gracefully suggested a lighter touch and she adjusted and that led to us discusssing what we each liked, throughout our relationship. She later explained that her friends had told her that guys love a hard grip. We laughed about it together for years. The moral is, I guess, to realise that we are all different and that talking about it together and exploring together is the best solution.

  • Jenelle

    The first blowjob I gave, if you could call it that, was a DISASTER. I could barely it it in my mouth, much less make any sort of motion or do anything. It kept bumping into my teeth and it put both of us out of the mood within seconds.

    I am still with the guy 4 years later, (and our oral sex is great now BTW!), so if you are nervous about being bad don’t be. If a guy leaves you or makes fun of you because you are bad the first time, that’s not the kind of guy you should be with anyway.