Your phone is a crucial tool in communication…but it’s also a portal to more than one little white lie. How many times have you fibbed about why you had to get off the phone? Right. That’s exactly what I thought!
Read on for some of the funniest (but totally true!) things we’d say on the phone if we were being totally honest. Good thing nobody is!
She said: Uh oh, I think that’s my mom calling—gotta go!
She meant: Khloe & Lamar is starting. Leave me alone.
Ignoring an Invitation
She said: Oh no, I totally didn’t get that text!
She meant: I totally did and totally did not want to go to spin class with you.
Why You Need to Get Off the Phone
She said: Hey I’m actually walking into work right now, I’ll call you after my shift!
She meant: I’ve been rambling on and get the feeling you’re about to start talking . . . so let me let you go.
Text From a Mystery Number
She said: Sorry, dropped my phone last week—lost all my contacts! Who’s this?
She meant: If I didn’t bother to save your number, it’s because I don’t really want to talk to you. Ever.
Not Listening to Voicemails
She said: I think my VM is broken or something, I can’t check my messages!
She meant: I hate getting your pointless voicemail! Do you really need to leave a message saying “Heyyy, it’s meeeee. Just, um, call me back. Ooook byeeee”?
Walking By Your Crush
She said: “Hahah omg yes! Let’s totally go sailing this weekend!”
She meant: There is actually no one on the other line. I’m holding up a dead phone to my ear just to sound cooler :/
What was the last excuse you gave when you “had to” get off the phone? Tell us in the comments!