Let’s do a little movie matchmaking—if you love Easy A and Naploean Dynamite, are kind of a little quirky yourself, and love funny, strong girl characters you have to check out this movie I just watched: Turn Me On, Dammit!
I wasn’t sure what to expect, but the trailer had all the right stuff. A comedy about a girl who was really into self-love (think um, the opposite of the pie scene in American Pie!) but I honestly had no idea I would fall in love with this strange, little film from Norway.
What’s super cool about this movie is that it shows you teenage girls like they’re almost never depicted–as sexual beings—who get horny, who want sex, who (dare I say it) masturbate. Director Jannicke Systad Jacobsen is right on the money with the character Alma. Alma is played by Helene Bergsholm who totally captures the hormonal, awkwardness of crushing a little too hard on the boy next door, Artur.
The movie starts with her calling a phone sex hotline and masturbating on the kitchen floor as her dog watches. Alma is constantly fantasizing about everyone she knows from her female BFFs, their goofy dad, to Artur her crush. The movie takes a totally weird turn when Artur randomly shows Alma his penis and pokes her with it (I know, wtf?!). Alma is totally enthused with the situation and tells everyone she knows, “Artur—he poked me with his dick!” Making Artur her BF totally backfires when he denies everything and the kids at school start making fun of her. “Dick Alma” is what they call her—the most hilariously, brutal nickname ever.
Check out Turn Me On, Dammit! in select theaters March 30th!
Do you think girls want sex just as much as guys do? Let us know in the comments!
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I REALLY want to see this film ❤
Seriously is this movie about me? I’m excited to watch this. Just don’t know where I’m going to find it around here. Hmm…
saw this a couple days ago. I’ll admit, it was a bit uncomfortable at times because I went with my friend who is both a very very new friend and a guy. But I highly recommend it. Completely disregarding the plot line and characters (which are also pretty great and funny) the scenes were just beautifully shot. Each frame is like a piece of art. You can tell there was a lot of thought put into the arrangements of the people, props, and color. Watch this!
best movie ive seen!
To be perfectly honest, I’m really starting to get fed up with the articles written on this website. Why are you going around encouraging us teen girls to watch a disgusting movie like this? I just don’t understand.
Girls, I beg of you, just get off this website while you can. It will ruin your life like it almost ruined mine.
Check out some websites like this one, it completely changed my ways of thinking: http://www.projectinspired.com/
I know, you guys probably think I’m a prude. But do you guys even notice half of the articles on this site? This website praises random hookups, it doesn’t matter whether you hurt yourself, your partner, your family, or God, it’s all about having a good time. Is this really the type of stuff that you want to be putting into your minds? How is reading this stuff in any way going to help you?
How can this website ruin your life? Though i am sorry if something bad happened to you. You shouldn’t blame gurl.com because It’s a site that puts information out there and wether you read it or not is your choice. Though this site does have stories about hookups. They do care about wether or not you hurt youself or not. Some of this stuff has helped me because they told me it’s okay to do what I want to do.
If you don’t like this website then why are you checking it out. If you don’t like it leave.
brittany,im not christian.but i am a believer.and i regret the fact that i clicked on your link.please,the next time you tell someone to visit the site,write a warning like FOR CHRISTIANS ONLY..WHO HATE LADY GAGA,AND OTHER SINGERS WHO DONT SING GOSPELS ..AND WHO DATE GUYS OF THE SAME FAITH..AND WHO THINK PEOPLE OF OTHER BELIEFS ARE WICKED AND DEVIL INCARNATES..WHO ARE THE MOST RIGHTEOUS PEOPLE WALKING THE EARTH. THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
Saw this a few days ago, it was really awesome. I do think that girls do want sex as much as guys it’s just that guys are more open. This movie shows how a teen becomes more open about her sexuality and how strong she can be for going against the crowd. Recommend
This looks awesome…I’m definitely watching it.
agreed