Girls Want Sex Too? You Must See Turn Me On, Dammit!

What’s super cool about this movie is that it shows you teenage girls like they’re almost never depicted–as sexual beings—who get horny, who want sex, who (dare I say it) masturbate. Director Jannicke Systad Jacobsen is right on the money with the character Alma. Alma is played by Helene Bergsholm who totally captures the hormonal, awkwardness of crushing a little too hard on the boy next door, Artur.

The movie starts with her calling a phone sex hotline and masturbating on the kitchen floor as her dog watches. Alma is constantly fantasizing about everyone she knows from her female BFFs, their goofy dad, to Artur her crush. The movie takes a totally weird turn when Artur randomly shows Alma his penis and pokes her with it (I know, wtf?!). Alma is totally enthused with the situation and tells everyone she knows, “Artur—he poked me with his dick!” Making Artur her BF totally backfires when he denies everything and the kids at school start making fun of her. “Dick Alma” is what they call her—the most hilariously, brutal nickname ever.
The movie is totally relatable because deep down we’re all a little like Alma. She only has a hard time fitting in because of who she is and what she wants and we’ve all been there at one point or another! What really makes her a great character is that she never backs down from anything. When her mom hears her masturbating, finds her porno stash, and gets the bill for the sex hotline, Alma never thinks of herself as weird or admits she is wrong. I don’t want to spoil the movie, but she proves that being an outcast can be a freeing experience when you’re willing to stand up for yourself. Even if that means boldly telling everyone, “Artur—he poked me with his dick!”


Check out Turn Me On, Dammit! in select theaters March 30th!

Turn Me On, Dammit! trailer

Do you think girls want sex just as much as guys do? Let us know in the comments!

Next find out why you can’t see Bully, the heartbreaking documentary about being harassed at school!

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  • Guy 123

    Hey i know this site is not ment for me cuz im a guy but stumbled across it and found this, i think this movie is great and i need to watch it!!!! :)))

  • MAD_AsAHatter

    I REALLY want to see this film ❤

  • vile_violet

    Seriously is this movie about me? I’m excited to watch this. Just don’t know where I’m going to find it around here. Hmm…

  • gemma

    saw this a couple days ago. I’ll admit, it was a bit uncomfortable at times because I went with my friend who is both a very very new friend and a guy. But I highly recommend it. Completely disregarding the plot line and characters (which are also pretty great and funny) the scenes were just beautifully shot. Each frame is like a piece of art. You can tell there was a lot of thought put into the arrangements of the people, props, and color. Watch this!

  • em

    best movie ive seen!

  • Brittany

    To be perfectly honest, I’m really starting to get fed up with the articles written on this website. Why are you going around encouraging us teen girls to watch a disgusting movie like this? I just don’t understand.

    Girls, I beg of you, just get off this website while you can. It will ruin your life like it almost ruined mine.

    Check out some websites like this one, it completely changed my ways of thinking:

    I know, you guys probably think I’m a prude. But do you guys even notice half of the articles on this site? This website praises random hookups, it doesn’t matter whether you hurt yourself, your partner, your family, or God, it’s all about having a good time. Is this really the type of stuff that you want to be putting into your minds? How is reading this stuff in any way going to help you?

    • olivia

      How can this website ruin your life? Though i am sorry if something bad happened to you. You shouldn’t blame because It’s a site that puts information out there and wether you read it or not is your choice. Though this site does have stories about hookups. They do care about wether or not you hurt youself or not. Some of this stuff has helped me because they told me it’s okay to do what I want to do.

    • Hannah Therese F. Avila

      If you don’t like this website then why are you checking it out. If you don’t like it leave.

    • neha

      brittany,im not christian.but i am a believer.and i regret the fact that i clicked on your link.please,the next time you tell someone to visit the site,write a warning like FOR CHRISTIANS ONLY..WHO HATE LADY GAGA,AND OTHER SINGERS WHO DONT SING GOSPELS ..AND WHO DATE GUYS OF THE SAME FAITH..AND WHO THINK PEOPLE OF OTHER BELIEFS ARE WICKED AND DEVIL INCARNATES..WHO ARE THE MOST RIGHTEOUS PEOPLE WALKING THE EARTH. THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

  • Keekee

    Saw this a few days ago, it was really awesome. I do think that girls do want sex as much as guys it’s just that guys are more open. This movie shows how a teen becomes more open about her sexuality and how strong she can be for going against the crowd. Recommend

  • Taylor

    This looks awesome…I’m definitely watching it.

    • jessica

      agreed 🙂