Disney Princess Slam Book: Top Secret!

Ultimate Mean Girl Regina George had one, and they’re banned at schools all over the country–but that doesn’t mean the Disney Princesses we know and love don’t have their very own Slam Book! That’s right, these ladies aren’t just royal, they’re rebels–and they’ve got a few secrets under those sparkly tiaras.

We won’t tell how we got a hold of it, but we will spill all the dirt (and catty gossip!) those girls wrote down. Guess this just goes to show that nobody’s perfect. Not even a Disney Princess.

 
Snow White’s Slam Book Secrets

 
What’s your most prized possession:
Diamonds. Why do you think I keep those dwarves around? They’re miners! They get all the gems!
 
Who’s your BFF?
Dopey. We understand each other so well. He’s pretty deep.
 
Who do you hate most?
The man in the mirror. That’s right MJ, I’m talking to you.
 
What song best describes you?
I’m Sexy And I Know It by LMFAO. But it should be I’m Sexy And Everybody Else Knows It, if you know what I mean.
 
What celebrity do you have most in common with?
Katie Holmes. We both love short dudes!
 
What’s your favorite perfume?
Candy Apples by DKNY. Prince Charming is really into the smell of apples.
 
When you’re bad, you . . .
Put the ice cream on the top shelf so I don’t have to share. Actually? I do that all the time.
 

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  • ellaizzah jane

    so nice

  • Jellymoon

    I like Sleeping Beauty “I was SLEEPING”

  • josie

    ha i liked it it was funny!! 2 cute, gotta luv princesses!!

  • Kay-Kay

    ok wow is all i have to say. so, WOW

  • anjie

    yes you are weird lol

  • Tanya

    I see a little bit of myself in Sleeping Beuty! LOL

  • AwkwardBlackGrl

    I thought it was a burn book in Mean Girls, not a slam book.

  • Jenny

    badass cinderella <3

  • emrald

    it’s toooooooooo borrrringg…..!!!!!!!!!

  • anonymous

    I’m failing to understand the point of this…. :/

    • ar

      me 2

  • sam

    It’s probably an american thing because i’ve never heard of it in the UK. I thought it was a burn book in mean girls not a slam book?

  • ann

    Never mind I looked it up on google lol

  • ann

    Im sorry but what exactly is a slam book? Am I weird for not knowing? Lol