I Can’t Believe He Said That

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When I was out one night, a guy came up to me and asked for my e-mail address. No talking, hitting on me, or anything. Straight for the contact info.

I thought it was strange, but I admired his no bullshit approach. And he was cute. So, I gave him my e-mail address.

The next day, I got a message from him with an attachment. He wanted me to check out a comic he’d drawn. I opened up the attachment and was horrified when I saw a detailed drawing of a man with two penises having sex with two women at once. It was beyond gross.

I closed the attachment and wrote back to him, “Could you please cut back on sending porn drawings to this e-mail address by about 100%?” I thought it was a nice and jokey way of saying, “Hey, creep. Leave me alone!”

But, he didn’t get the point. He wrote back right away with:

“No problem. What e-mail address do you want me to send the drawings to?”

Um, how about youregrossandgetoutofmyinbox@ickville.com? I didn’t write back to him and, thankfully, he never got in touch again.

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  • Musiqnote

    He’s a complete buttface!

  • Casey

    Ummmmm…… EEEEWWWWWW. That freak needs to get a life.