She said: Marc? He’s fine I guess. Whatever.
She said: Mrs. McCall TOTALLY has it out for me this semester! It’s like nothing I do will get me an A.
She said: But Daddy told me it was fine to use the car on Saturday–I asked him yesterday!
She said: Well I gotta go mom, I’m walking up to meet the girls!
She said: Um, my period is like, super random and irregular. Do you think going on birth control will help?
She said: Mommmyyyyyy…can I have some money? I know you just gave me some but I spent that $50 on a new graphing calculator!
She meant: I was going to buy a TI-84 but then I saw the sickestpair of neon skinnies and realized that I can always borrow Mandy’s calculator but I couldn’t live life without those pants!
What was the last half-truth you told your mom? What do you think you should never say to mom (even if you’re thinking it)? Tell me in the comments!